Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Brianna Wu

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I did some digging through her twitter. Jebus, this bitch posts a lot, more than Ralph. While I'm no @Fapcop , I took one for the team and did some evaluations.
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Eh... She was definitely better before the plastic surgery, but she seems to have lost the weight she had on a year ago. (Some of it could be filters.) I'd paper bag her... but wait, what's this?
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Oh, Laura no... no....
 
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JaneThough said:
I didn’t want to believe it, but I’m convinced after seeing this (among others) that Trump and Loomer are fucking
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That’s a real intimate pose for a boss and subordinate.

Slight story time, I worked with a girl who was among the worst in the company. She tended to keep to herself and was cordial. Then she started fucking the CEO. Suddenly she had the nerve to talk back to everyone and come to work late and do nothing.

Why do I bring this up?

What else would embolden her to talk back to MTG and Lindsay Graham the way she has, except knowing that her place beside Trump is secure for VERY obvious reasons?

MMW
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Hate to break it to the MAGA people on here but if you're voting for a man stupid enough to fuck Laura Loomer (or even take advice from Laura Loomer) you are officially a window licking cousin fucker. Whatever points he gained for taking a bullet he lost double for taking the wet bread.
 
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The Tire Kike wormed her way that high? Explains why Trump has been so pro-Kike likely; even more so than usual.
 
JaneThough said:
I didn’t want to believe it, but I’m convinced after seeing this (among others) that Trump and Loomer are fucking
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You were also convinced that the unvaxxed were all going to die off from COVID and that the vax was the best thing ever, so your convictions have a documented trend of being retarded.
 
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Vecr said:
It's probably not true (like 30% pro, including instances where she went to his room but "nothing happened"?), but if it is it could be disastrous to Trump's campaign. Not that everyone doesn't know what Trump has been up to for his entire life, but due to the degradation of the general quality of the campaign. Trump's worst problem in his first term was a lack of long-term, trustworthy, competent people. That's not secret information, I think a lot of voters have that in consideration.
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I'm not sure what more trump could do than issue the statement he did. Even issuing a statement like this is sort of a bad look.
https://nypost.com/2024/09/13/us-ne...rter-laura-loomer-i-cant-tell-her-what-to-do/
It comes from the same people that unironically believe JD Vance fucks couches. Loomer is a toxic bitch, and i wouldn't be too shocked if she wasnt' the one floating this. She's been trying to get close to trump for YEARS, trump wouldn't even endorse her campaign a few years ago.
 
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Sneedmiser said:
Trump can pay to fuck any porn star he wants, and based on his wives, his standards seem at least somewhat high; why would he fuck Laura Loomer?
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BUT BUT BUT, THE NOTED SCHOLARS OF PRESIDENTIAL WANGS AND SIDE PIECES SAID IT WAS TRUE....
yeah, this is just the highest level of cope. Jim stewartson and keith olbermann are claiming it totally happened and loomer is actually carrying trump's child.
 
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Sammich said:
BUT BUT BUT, THE NOTED SCHOLARS OF PRESIDENTIAL WANGS AND SIDE PIECES SAID IT WAS TRUE....
yeah, this is just the highest level of cope. Jim stewartson and keith olbermann are claiming it totally happened and loomer is actually carrying trump's child.
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Idk man, I think Trump is perpetually horny enough, and Laura's enough of a (literal) clout goblin that it's not a leap to think she'd graduate from rhetorically glazing him, to literally sucking him off. That photo of them is really weird if they aren't.
 
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Americunt said:
Idk man, I think Trump is perpetually horny enough, and Laura's enough of a (literal) clout goblin that it's not a leap to think she'd graduate from rhetorically glazing him, to literally sucking him off. That photo of them is really weird if they aren't.
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From what I've seen, the guy's just kind of a hugger. You can argue he goes a bit beyond that, but... I called him a citrus skinned slut because of it (for the memes!)
 
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