Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Brianna Wu

[gamerweeb1]

How desperate do you have to be to fuck an obese rapist who is 47 years older than you?

 

[Queesechake]

Wait, this bitch is 31? HO-LY
I thought she was Melania's age

That's the most insane thing I've ever read in my life. I never even thought to look up its age because it looks 50-60. Loomer was born the same year I was and I'm at least 1000x sexier and younger looking.

 

[AMHOLIO]

You have a thing for latinos?

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It's not that they're more attractive, it's that anyone who chimps out by chaining themselves to twitter HQ over getting bannes might as well be nuclear and have a pussy that rots your dick off.

 

[Queesechake]

 

[SiggerNlayer]

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If I didn’t know who she was I’d think she’s a token tranny for trump

 

[Law]

Surely Trump could find a better side piece than this goblin looking bitch?

Trump can pay to fuck any porn star he wants, and based on his wives, his standards seem at least somewhat high; why would he fuck Laura Loomer?

Remember Arnold Schwarzenegger who was both a blockbuster movie star and a governor who decided his fat house keeper was good enough.

I'd paper bag her...

Really the only standard they have is alive, of-age, non-related, cis-gendered, female.

 

[800 Chupacabras]

Nice knowing this sleep paralysis demon with no public accountability can bend the ear of our potential president by blowjob alone. I wish I had the energy to dig through her Xeets to see how much she crows about “the deep state” because she is on the verge of being emblematic of it

Welcome to Pornocracy 2: American Boogaloo.

 

[NOXIN]

We get it Donald. You really like the Jews.

 

[Dastardly Dick]

You think Trump will confirm it smells like wet bread?

 

[Law]

You think Trump will confirm it smells like wet bread?

The best bread. Beautiful bread.

 

[Trump's Chosen]

I could see Donaldo banging Loomer. But he is also a handsy person.

He doesn't just grab them by the hand either.

 

[Queesechake]

Nice knowing this sleep paralysis demon with no public accountability can bend the ear of our potential president by blowjob alone. I wish I had the energy to dig through her Xeets to see how much she crows about “the deep state” because she is on the verge of being emblematic of it

Welcome to Pornocracy 2: American Boogaloo.

I don't feel like finding it but when the israel Palestine shit first kicked off Loomer basically threatened America with 7 terrorist attacks on Twitter.

 

[Popper Whiting]

You think Trump will confirm it smells like wet bread?

That is one soggy Filet of Fish come to think about it.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

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...wait, *what*? THAT'S what Laura Loomer looks like now??

The fuck happened to her face??

That doesn't look like Laura Loomer. It looks like the skinwalking serial killer that beheaded Laura Loomer and is wearing her face as a mask.

 

[Trump's Chosen]

...wait, *what*? THAT'S what Laura Loomer looks like now??

The fuck happened to her face??

That doesn't look like Laura Loomer. It looks like the skinwalking serial killer that beheaded Laura Loomer and is wearing her face as a mask.

More importantly... the guy next to her, is that what nicholas fuentes looks like now?

 

[Hermann von Salsa]

can someone actually provide a video of Trump and Laura together, a photo shouldn't be enough to actually determine anything.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Yea these two are fucking, Honestly though I am always shocked when I rember how young she is and she's done that to herself for the record She's 31.

 

[STARS158]

We get it Donald. You really like the Jews.

"I am the greatest defender of Israel ever!"

"To prove it, I will bang this excessively Jewish looking woman right now!"

 

[Silly Fella]

I think everyone should keep in mind that reading body language is something that women do often, like astrology.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

So does Loomer actually look like this or like all right-wing grifters she's full of plastic surgery?