US US Politics General - Discussion of President Biden and other politicians

 

[Feline Supremacist]

They'll use the men they already have

"Men". lol. You don't know the current state of the they/them military. Also Sgt Shaniqua ain't busting up that new nail job for Mykola, that's a job for Cpl. Emma with Two Moms.

 

[Grundlejungle]

Not his fault. He's done so many roids, so many drugs, drank so much juvee juice he can't tell the difference between a cat and a chicken or pig anymore

Very sad

And he gave a speech at the RNC, remember he loves your obese con man and can't even distinguish cats from livestock. What does that say about you, magats?

Not just normal steroids, but corpse derived HGH
Hulkster is powered by necromantic muscle magic.

 

[MysticNovelbro]

putin has said this literally a hundred times. never happens. what is he going to do? nuke us? lmfao go ahead. would improve the place.

p.s. trump is up in that loomussy.

I won't be a dick and say,"huurr durrrr YOU'RE WRONG BUCKO!", but their nuclear arsenal's looking a little - maybe a lot - readier than ours rn.

granted - ICBM testing doesn't really mean a thing until folks try to implement it, but it would still appear the Ruskis and Belarusians are throwing in the most prep for such outcomes rn. who knows when the west can push beyond the conventional-ops exercises in the Baltics, but they'll need to act soon if they want to play that nuclear posturing game again.

there's a little bear-poking action going on rn as well.

truth be told, I'm not so sure any one perspective is truly out of pocket in this case, its just that retards with the red-buttons are getting punchy as tards are known to get. collective political timmeh-tantrum, and we're all resigned to watch it accelerate lol

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

 

[Dr. Sexbot]

I am in favor of deporting illegals to random countries just because that'd be very funny

"What the fuck? Why did they drop me off in Venezuela, I'm from Haiti!"

You know how in some video games, if you die during the boss fight, you have to go all the way back to the beginning of the level?

I think deportation should work like that. Send folks back to the very, very southernmost tip of South America. "Now you get to try New Game+!"

 

[HTTP Error 404]

You know how in some video games, if you die during the boss fight, you have to go all the way back to the beginning of the level?

I think deportation should work like that. Send folks back to the very, very southernmost tip of South America. "Now you get to try New Game+!"

Actually, lets not deport them. Put them in a special processing facility in the deep Alaskan wilderness, and don't let them leave.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Out of curiosity, how long would it take for an economic depression to hit if a government were to implement price controls? It seems that if Kamala wins, then her admin would try to do so (granted I think her admin wouldn't actually push for it, as it's just a thing to say to get retarded redditors on board).

Within 3 months, as that is when quarterly earnings reports come in for big businesses. Smaller businesses would feel it immediately.

AIDS Awareness Episode. An entire episode Where the villain tries to turn a town against a kid with AIDS.

It is fucking hilarious.

And knowing how it's transmitted now, either the hospital fucked up or the kid was fucking a monkey.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Ohio is effectively a Castle Doctrine state, but that doesn't extend to just shooting trespassers. Not that it matters, if the Haitians are moving into the rural areas at some point one of them will get shot. Given that you can't hunt with rifle cartridges in the state, it's very flat, people were getting random .308 in houses and such, we might find out how Voodoo holds up to .45-70.

No, but like the Texas property defense law you can shoot retards stealing your chickens (property) if there's "the property cannot be recovered otherwise", animal sacrifice from haitian dindus probably means you ain't going to recover it.
Of course, this law is even unpopular in Texas, but the more government fails, the more people will like it.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

Apparently Biden told Starmer to get on his bike and piss off after asking if they would give Ukraine some nice big missiles. So, for now at least, shit isn't gonna get crazy.

I suspect they don't want to start a fresh
skirmish that potentially sinks Kamala's polling lower than it already is. All bets are off once she's in though. I have no doubt the RINOs that are propping her up will push for immediate action for Israel and Ukraine to satisfy their blood-lust.

I just don't get how people watch the few interviews she's done and yet are *not* irritated by her habit of serving non-stop word salad to avoid really answering anything.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Actually, lets not deport them. Put them in a special processing facility in the deep Alaskan wilderness, and don't let them leave.

Maybe a giant, mathematically advanced prison cube, loaded with traps and puzzles for them to solve if they want to get out. Every so often, the dimensions of the cube will change, providing a dynamic and confusing maze for them to solve.

 

[ForTheHoard]

In Soviet Russia, cat eat you!

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Maybe a giant, mathematically advanced prison cube, loaded with traps and puzzles for them to solve if they want to get out. Every so often, the dimensions of the cube will change, providing a dynamic and confusing maze for them to solve.

How about soylent green for retards or just fertilizer?

 

[CaddestSlown]

How about soylent green for retards or just fertilizer?

Wait. I'll do you one better. Fed to giant cats in nature reserves / turned into cat food as ironic punishment.

Whatever the end product is, it needs to be called "Haitian Helper."

 

[Necrosan]

Actually, lets not deport them. Put them in a special processing facility in the deep Alaskan wilderness, and don't let them leave.

If you were to quantify the costs associated with maintaining these people who will never achieve anything and will just spend their lives coming in and out of jailcells and courtrooms until they inevitably do something that gets them life in prison, people would be more open towards things like capital punishment or forced labour, at the very least.

 

[0713]

That video was supposedly filmed in Dayton, not Springfield (they're like 30 miles apart) and hard to tell what those are on the grill (could be chicken or pigs).

I get so triggered when retarded, sheltered city people fail the most basic animal identification task.
Tell me you've never roasted a pig before.
Tell me you've never put your hands on a raw chicken body before.

It's like that guy a few weeks back calling the purest bulldog you've ever seen, in HD, a pit bull.

 

[LurkTrawl]

The creature known only as "The Loomer" goes for men younger than her, going by the 'wet bread' incident.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

if anyone can adequately explain to me the absolute obsession with lidl drip and how every single thing is their fault i will give you $100 and a month with your name colored whatever you want

That's very simple, Lidl Drip authored the man hate thread. That's all.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Can somebody please shoot Keir Starmer (and any other UK politicians you want) while he's in the USA? Don't let your 2nd Amendment go to waste! Anyone with properly functioning brain cells DESPISES him and Labour here in the UK.

Enjoy tire-marks MI5 child

The fuck is Kier doing in the US right now?

 

[Sithis]

psst. HHH is covering for the haitains because he also eats cats. pass it on

His pretend girlfriend is gonna be mad, Dominicans hate Haitians with a passion. Dominicans are among Hispanics what Irish are among whites and even they have the good sense to want nothing to do with feral island monkeys with <65IQ.

Honestly, looking at the pictures of Loomer and Trump, Loomer looks like she's a total groupie. I mean, she is the griftiest of total grifters.

She's got the "notice me, senpai!" and "close-talker" vibes in those pictures.

But, at the end of the day, I don't care. This is such a dumb "story," especially considering this has all started on internet speculation lol. The media doesn't even have any "anonymous source" they can cite with this.

Dumb, dumb, dumb.

Personally I feel like Loomer does have an obsession with Trump that borders on the psychotic and sometimes jumps that border with enthusiasm. She may indeed even want to be his orange Jewish concubine. I just find it hilarious that the local dusty wombs and TDS addled weirdos around here have suddenly latched onto some mutual relationship fanfic. Lefties are so fucking weird, I managed to go my entire life up until Trump got elected without hearing about the dude's sex life, and yet for the last 8 years they've been determined to talk about it at every opportunity. Normal people who just dislike or even hate someone don't typically focus so much on that stuff, much less write fanfics about how orange man is totally banging orange jewish botox lady.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Valentina Gomez was invited to meet Donald Trump in Utah today. This could be interesting.

An hour after they meet, founded on pure speculation and his historically grabby tangerine hands: ORANGE MAN AND BASED LATINA BONING??? He could do so much better! Laurma Loompa didn't last long!