Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[behindyourightnow]

slight power level but i have had predinose prescribed for a few months when i had a bad eczema flare up,i wonder if thats how she has access to it?

It wasn't the prednisone I was wondering about so much as the injectable hydrocortisone (Solu-cortef) which she was apparently shooting up with every six hours at some point, plus oral hydrocortisone. Prednisone is relatively easy to get (although they seem to be cracking down on it a bit according to some of her recent tweets) but she managed to get all the medication someone with real Addison's would take, which is still confusing to me. She is acquiring epi-pen refills as well. Injectables seem like they'd be harder to acquire in the mail from a shady online "pharmacy" in India.

Spoiler: Addison's sperging

If you have Addison's it means your adrenal glands are damaged (usually due to an autoimmune reaction) and can't produce some of the hormones they are supposed to. You have to take daily oral medication to make up for it, and increase those when your body is under stress.

The injectable medication is for emergencies. Your body needs the hormones your adrenals produce in order to deal with stress. If you break your ankle, and your body can't produce stress hormones to deal with it normally, you can go into shock and die. Infections are also dangerous, because your body is lacking the stuff it needs to downregulate its immune reactions. Someone with Addison's who is in crisis can give themselves a hydrocortisone shot once, and then they go to an ER. But like I said, Victoria was apparently injecting it every six hours at some point.

If you genuinely have Addison's and it is being treated, you look normal and can live relatively normally. John F Kennedy had it and hid it successfully from the public. It is obvious just from looking at Victoria that she is flooding her body with shit she doesn't need.

Has telehealth medicine gotten to the point where you can just get this stuff without a doctor physically seeing you and immediately recognizing that you are abusing the other type of steroids?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Has telehealth medicine gotten to the point where you can just get this stuff without a doctor physically seeing you and immediately recognizing that you are abusing the other type of steroids?

Yes. Particularly if you are shameless about lying and manipulating.

 

[Riverfagg1599]

Sign of liver disease, too. Randomly gobbling prescription drugs she thinks she needs could have done all sorts of interesting things.

Oh goodness I didn't even think about that. Her liver is prob fricking pickled .

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Victoria "can't eat" from her lack of meds, won't clean or do laundry or take a shower because she doesn't have an aide to help her, and misses Florida, which she claimed to hate every day she was there. The grass is always greener. She also still hasn't done her satisfactory academic progress paperwork, which is the only way she will be granted aid. She knows when she turns this in there will be several weeks of waiting, so there's no way she'll be able to pay next month's rent without another round of ebegging.




Less than 48 hours after her last Epi-Pen shot, she's considering another hit. Victoria, you're itchy because your liver is fucked up and/or you haven't showered. Stop shooting yourself up in response.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

I have a thing for really, really bad poetry so forgive me for this little tangent - Vix retweeted this banger of pretentiousness and I’ve been giggling like a little faggot for ten minutes. I mean, just the title is a masterpiece.

Ahem:
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So clever and succinct. You are welcome, bigots.

It's this kind of thing that makes me understand why the arts default to a patronage system, because it forces you to think about what someone else / the market wants rather than just you.

 

[a tightly clenched butt]

Victoria "can't eat" from her lack of meds, won't clean or do laundry or take a shower because she doesn't have an aide to help her, and misses Florida, which she claimed to hate every day she was there. The grass is always greener. She also still hasn't done her satisfactory academic progress paperwork, which is the only way she will be granted aid. She knows when she turns this in there will be several weeks of waiting, so there's no way she'll be able to pay next month's rent without another round of ebegging.

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Everything is so hard for her, she just had to take an Uber to school


Do we know how she became "housed" (lol) again? She mentioned getting money a bit cryptically. Could it be her parents, but she doesn't want to say so publicly because she likes to pretend they are abusive mean poopyheads? I'm thunkful.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Prayers up for the uber guy who is going to empty a can of febreeze after stinky there gets out of the van.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I hadn't even really thought about how much of her itching is from lack of showering. Wonder how many times she's hit the ol' epi pen because of basic jock itch?

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Emily Johnson is a munchie idiot and a mark for every conman who happens to have a neurosurgery practice. Here’s her GFM.

I highly recommend reading it because she’s so incredibly smug. She fancies herself mucho science-y but she… is not.

Well, today Vicky retweeted this:

Wow! A biomarker for hEDS! Huge if true. Which it’s not. The paper‘s primary aim is “to explore the potential of ECM degradation fragments in plasma, with the goal of identifying minimally invasive biomarkers that could significantly improve the diagnostic classification of hEDS and HSD.” The paper then suggests that their work on fibroblasts have potential for this, and they show some results that they claim support this. I can’t really evaluate the merits of their claims - but it’s pretty obvious they’re not saying there now is a definite biomarker for hEDS. But now every goddamn munchie in the Vickyverse is going to harp on and on about this as if it’s the honest truth.

I’m so exhausted y’all.


ETA: ECM is the extracellular matrix.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

But now every goddamn munchie in the Vickyverse is going to harp on and on about this as if it’s the honest truth.

And they'll act like this existing in some people means their particular self-diagnosed hEDS is as good as confirmed.

 

[behindyourightnow]

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It's disturbing how well these women manage to mimic the language of people who really are disabled or incapacitated. "I need to pace myself and give myself grace and it's HARD" is the mirror of what you would tell a relative who is recovering from a serious illness and trying to push themselves too hard. But here it's a person preening about how she has to take it easy on herself after shooting up with epinephrine she doesn't need and scamming her way into a motorized wheelchair.

It reminds me of those old myths about monsters luring people out into the forest at night by perfectly mimicking the voices of loved ones. These girls function the same way.

 

[a tightly clenched butt]

I found a tweet of hers mentoring her origin story.

https://x.com/vvictorman_uel/status/1624699469974458370 /

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/0FzwU

So apparently she was a faker in high school too and her friends called her out.

 

[behindyourightnow]

You know, I am impressed at this girl's ability to constantly try to one-up even the other munchies. She doesn't have hEDS. No, she probably has vascular EDS (the type that likes to kill people in their 20s and 30s because their aortas split open)

https://www.ghostarchive.org/archive/NLtT4

Oh, but there is a genetic test for vEDS, you say? Don't worry, our girl has an explanation:



A specialist told her that she has the features of vEDS and... did not order genetic testing himself, and did no type of follow-up, and just let a patient with suspected vEDS waltz out of his office to go die? Crazy stuff.

No, wait, apparently the specialist didn't even mention Victoria's timebomb diagnosis to her: Victoria only figured it out herself after getting her paperwork from the "facility":



This is all very normal and believable. Specialists love writing down potentially fatal diagnoses in their notes but not mentioning them to their patients or offering any kind of testing or treatment. Getting sued keeps them on their toes!

The vEDS speculation brings us more examples of even fellow crazies in the comments subtly calling her out:

https://www.ghostarchive.org/archive/jqYM4

https://www.ghostarchive.org/archive/FZkAX

See how she switches stories in that reply: in the post, she implied that there were signs of vEDS mentioned in a medical report. Then when someone questions that, she switches to saying that there are signs in her face and body that she has noticed (Note: there are not, and if they existed a specialist would have remarked on them and pushed for testing. Does she think specialists in this field don't look at people?)

It amuses me how she's constantly flying just a little too close to the sun.

 

[Baumstriezel]

She’s my favorite kind of narcissist: the kind whose head is so deep up their ass that they can’t help but tell on themselves.
I‘m sure she really does see herself as special and more important than others, and it shows through the most in her myriad stories about how much of a victim she is.
If you truly believe that you’re owed full-time care, attention and all your whims and wishes tended to right away, then of course anything below that is a mistreatment.
The fact that nobody (outside of fellow munchies and grifters) actually buys into her shit is what makes her so funny. Even her family has her clocked as the leech that she is. The ongoing physical transformation into a harlequin baby is just the cherry on top.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I can't wait til she finds out she's got a thread here. Ever since it's been moved out of PG I've been hoping to see some world-class munchie dramatics when she googles herself or someone gives her a "friendly" heads up.

I'm sure she'll have to up her steroids in response to the added stress, and certainly won't be able to attend attend classes anymore (like she even has) because muh stalkers.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Now we know who gave Victoria a place to crash: this wheelchair-bound black guy with cerebral palsy who I think I already made fun of earlier in this thread.



Remember how Victoria said that the person who put her up did so and then paid her money to leave? She was literally taking money to stay in an expensive hotel from a guy who is $13k behind on his rent.

 

[self-diagnosed dumbass]

Wait, so there were group chats of her friends in HIGH SCHOOL discussing how she was a faker?
Praying to the kiwi gods one of those ex-friends finds this thread now that its out of PG and makes an account here to spill. I bet their information could help poke more holes in her current claims, not that it needs more. It's truly baffling how every single person in her life (minus internet people) are aware she is faking. Man, what kind of shitty personality do you have to have to lose everyone's benefit of the doubt? So many parents have obvious munchie kids but are in denial because I'm sure its hard to accept/consider they may be faking serious illnesses. But everyone in Victoria's life clearly sees through it because she is so unlikable there is no reason to assume any good intent. Wow.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

“Trauma” just keeps happening to our heroine, yet society expects her to wipe her own ass. The injustice!

 

[Battery Low]

serious mood swings and effects on your emotional regulation.

A fine example of this in another "adrenal crisis" munchie can be found if you search the munchie thread for "Laura Winn". That was a trip and a half of perpetual screaming. Got fired by at least one hospital
/endocrinologist iirc

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

I found a tweet of hers mentoring her origin story.
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https://x.com/vvictorman_uel/status/1624699469974458370 /

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/0FzwU

So apparently she was a faker in high school too and her friends called her out.

This confirms what I had surmised about her early life.

It makes sense. She is the needy child of extremely wealthy parents. Her friends watch her slowly spiral into this larp of being a helpless victim of bad health who needs constant attention and validation. Her friends put up with it thinking she will grow out of it, but then she comes out as trans and they all finally call her out on her bullshit. Now all of her friends and family, all of her reality, has come out and held up a mirror to her larp and called her out.

This leaves her with two choices. Admit she is full of shit and needs therapy for her mental dysfunction and narcissism, or double/triple down on the larp in order to prove to her friends and family that they are wrong and she really really is a poor soul afflicted by all these illnesses.

Obviously her ego and narcissism won out and now she is trapped.