KF Guide to Woke Games

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Time on Frog Island, male frog guard ask for love letter to be send to male frog painter..

Alex Jones was right.

 

[Tari]

Harry Potter: Quidditch Champions

"Pronouns Equipped"
Shouldn't those character creation options say "Selected" instead?

I’m confused. How would death stranding be woke because it’s anti-authority?

Every "anti-authority" game has the evil bigots as the authority figures.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

Time on Frog Island, male frog guard ask for love letter to be send to male frog painter..

After the love letter the frog guard and frog painter will meet up at your camp in the evenings.
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There is also a tranny frog in the village.
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Damn that tap water to all hell.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

"Pronouns Equipped"
Shouldn't those character creation options say "Selected" instead?

You equip something you are prepared to use as a weapon.

 

[A Bone To Pick With You]

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A/B Body Type instead of female or male.

Duo to autism I decided to pirate this game and it's sooooo much worse
A bunch of the npc look like troons and pooners. Nearly every male npc looks like some kind of faggot while everything is plastered with blacks who also get pandered to heavily in the character creator.

HEAVY

 

[stupid frog]

Duo to autism I decided to pirate this game and it's sooooo much worse
A bunch of the npc look like troons and pooners. Nearly every male npc looks like some kind of faggot while everything is plastered with blacks who also get pandered to heavily in the character creator.

HEAVY

I didn't even finish the tutorial, so thank you for going further.

 

[LazyLizard]

Coral Island, a life/farm sim with the whole rainbow of races and sexualities including one of the romance options being a single mom with a mixed daughter.
checked the wiki and apparently there are non binary they/thems in there too.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

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A/B Body Type instead of female or male.

Does the same thing. A/B body type.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

single mom with a mixed daughter.

Good to know they cater to the beta cuck demographic.

 

[Computer Guardian]

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Does the same thing. A/B body type.

here's a fun fact for you, the original 3DS Version didn't do any Type A/B shit, but rather the actual Male or Female question that it was before being reduced to it because of Capcom being Cuckcom, though anyone who played more than an hour would have to check if there actually were any forced representation in the original version.


Also, Monster Hunter Stories' original Japanese release was a month before trump got into office in 2016, so this was way before any real big pushes for DEI/ESG came in (even if the localization only came a year later.)

 

[Activelo]

Some bad news about Harry Potter: Quidditch Champions.
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To elaborate on this, IIRC, it's on they/them by default and you also pick your "body type" instead of gender, separately from the pronouns of course.

Pride flags are also unlocked immediately, but strangely not a single country flag. Priorities.

 

[SnowBall]

Coral Island, a life/farm sim with the whole rainbow of races and sexualities including one of the romance options being a single mom with a mixed daughter.
checked the wiki and apparently there are non binary they/thems in there too.
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I remember the farming sim community going on about how all the marriage candidates had “unique body and facial shapes” yet i see nothing but sameface in these profiles.

 

[LazyLizard]

I remember the farming sim community going on about how all the marriage candidates had “unique body and facial shapes” yet i see nothing but sameface in these profiles.

apparently they are "unique" like there's a fat black woman, a greenhair with a nosering, a muslim in a headscarf. so very diverse

 

[30+GameOvers]

Some bad news about Harry Potter: Quidditch Champions.
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Reminder, there exists a superior 2003 game and it even seems to be abandonware now since the first link I see on my search engine is an archive.org link to a torrent

 

[LazyLizard]

Reminder, there exists a superior 2003 game and it even seems to be abandonware now since the first link I see on my search engine is an archive.org link to a torrent

dude i played the shit out of the quidditch world cup game when i was little, it's really funny that the music of it has become public domain so sometimes randomly you'd hear the game music in some youtube videos, just brings back childhood memories

 

[30+GameOvers]

dude i played the shit out of the quidditch world cup game when i was little, it's really funny that the music of it has become public domain so sometimes randomly you'd hear the game music in some youtube videos, just brings back childhood memories

It is a very well done game, I suggest everyone with even a passing interest of HP play that instead of the newest slop.
While no Hogwarts Legacy, the OG 3 games on PC are also pretty good, altho I don't know if they're abandonware too(probably are)

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Woke: A female Au Ra in Stormblood is mentioned to have been male in a previous life, also one of the WoL's previous lives was as a male othardian hero, these are confirmed to actually be the case through how the cycle of rebirth is revealed to work in Endwalker

I looked it up. They're a soul tribe, not a tranny tribe. For example, if you're a male warrior from a soul tribe and if you're slain in battle, your soul and memories transfers to another woman's womb from the same tribe as either a male from your previous life or a female.

 

[Mao Hao Hao]

I’m confused. How would death stranding be woke because it’s anti-authority? It seems being anti-authority is more of a right leaning position these days. I’ve never played the game so perhaps I need to “educate” myself on the plot, but I’m genuinely lost here.

I haven't played it since it was out (I did finish it, but my memory is patchy since played so many games since), but I don't remember it being woke in any way, shape or form. There were no same-sex couples, the ethnicities of everyone fitted into the world (majority were white or east asian), and the plot itself wasn't so much hating authority, but more questioning your existence, purpose and why you are even doing the job you are doing in the first place. The entire ending is all about making your own choice for once and going against the grain, but not in a lefty way, since it involves saving a baby from being incinerated, which I imagine most heavy lefties wouldn't give two shits about.

 

[Activelo]

The only mildly woke element I recall is the Director’s Cut adding an addendum to an entry about asexuals that calls the interview unsubstantiated and discriminatory while mentioning bigotry, no doubt due to people bitching about it.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Tales of the Shire is in the list of woke games.