Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread - Might have an account here

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That's sad that the silent majority of his audience comes to him for hates only. I think his recent vids don't do so well is because, other than being shadow banned is that most of them aren't interesting. No one gave shit/even heard of flintlock, borderlands movie isn't popular and his synopsis for movie review is on the same lazy cartoon reviewer tier, starwar outlaw honestly is too long, not a good stream highlights to be honest (his suicide squad kills JL at least has commentary to explain wtf is happening), and no one actually care about Wukong's gameplay, they only wanted to hear the politics (which is sad).

The worst thing is that Astro Bot isn't even in the thumbnail!!! Astro Bot >>> Diverse Marine 2. Synth has build this fanbase of people (v users) who don't really care about positive videos anymore, and small amounts of older fans had enough of his constant black pilled whining. I'm the one of few fans that actually miss the times when he would make "top 10 underrated 3D platformer" instead of battlefield.

He might cope saying, I'm doing this for the views. But if most of the modern slop vids don't get that much views anyway, why not put out something that's actually good like a retro review or a top 10 vids or even that "why evil choice is good in games" . Or if you really wants to milk views, stop wasting time streaming slop games all the way through, like there's no reason to suffer through the entire slopwar outlaw. play for like couple hours, watch rest of the cutscenes, and shit out a quick highlights for easy views instead of wasting everyone's time.
His content is low quality, really. The appeal of his is that he is unfiltered and will talk shit about faggotry in games. For most /v/tards this is good enough. /ourguy/ chuddy screams at ugly women in vidia for 10 minutes a pop, with some jokes in between. I don't really know if he cares enough to make more out of it.
 
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His content is low quality, really. The appeal of his is that he is unfiltered and will talk shit about faggotry in games. For most /v/tards this is good enough. /ourguy/ chuddy screams at ugly women in vidia for 10 minutes a pop, with some jokes in between. I don't really know if he cares enough to make more out of it.
I really do miss his older content. I want him to occasionally post a retro review instead of streaming the same goyslop over and over.
 
I really do miss his older content. I want him to occasionally post a retro review instead of streaming the same goyslop over and over.
I prefer the goyslop to the same shitty, repetitive old games that people want purely out of nostalgia. It's especially annoying to watch when you aren't american and see those games for first time from a neutral lens.
 
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The seethe continues even though the video didn't crack a view mark. It's obvious he was jokingly questioned a narrative that many corpos do and asked wheather the diversity is even necessary and feels a bit forced. Calling him a "tourist" when he clearly states he ain't a fan.
i came to the thread to share something like this. synth is gonna be rolling in it because angry 40k faggots are making his takes go viral. replies seem pretty split, too, which is even better for him. always watch for who gets angry when certain words like "left-wing propaganda" are used in that order.
 
When the female turns out to be a futa
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i came to the thread to share something like this. synth is gonna be rolling in it because angry 40k faggots are making his takes go viral. replies seem pretty split, too, which is even better for him. always watch for who gets angry when certain words like "left-wing propaganda" are used in that order.
It was pathetic

"No you can't be a hecking racist and sexist! That's tourist behaviour!"

Like good god, he never said he was a fan in the first place. That's why the hobby is kind of dying with only middle age people playing it who unironically post "my wife boyfriend bought me this set" and zoomers who just pretend and get minis just to fit in.

Instead of treating it as a joke let's get enraged over a game that is inferior to its predecessor and be buddies with niggers and fags.
 
Bloody hell, that was the longest fucking ad I've seen in my life. I don't know how you can even categorize it as a game. I feel bad that Synth had to "play" through it.
i watched another streamer play this for about 20 minutes before i groaned in agony. "slop" is an insufficiently scathing pejorative when talking about this kind of crap.

hold in W and let the cutscenes play around you. great "game".
 
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"slop" is an insufficiently scathing pejorative when talking about this kind of crap.

hold in W and let the cutscenes play around you. great "game".
That's basically every "game" made by Supermassive. However, this entry was really boring and didn't have the schlock (that you can laugh at) most of the other games have. The only "good" thing would be the death scenes, but you can watch those on Youtube. One particular death scene of Stan (the pendant one) is actually hilarious.
Bloody hell, that was the longest fucking ad I've seen in my life. I don't know how you can even categorize it as a game. I feel bad that Synth had to "play" through it.
Good description. I went in completely blind and still was disappointed on multiple levels. Two thirds of the game felt like pure exposition, and if can't relate to the characters on a basic level (like in this trash heap of a game) it's a massive slog. The only thing that you can remotely "look forward" to is the massacre/final act and watch the insufferable characters get slaughtered by the killer. At least this fucker looked awesome, didn't talk and it also helped that I always played the killer when I played the main game. It was at least a year ago since I touched that fundamentally broken piece of shit.
But paying 40 bucks for this? Fuck no, even the Quarry was better. And I paid for neither of those games.
 
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Checking in the comment section of the SM2 video, it seems like it's having a negative reception of sorts.
Either YouTube decided to grace Synth with some viewership or it has been shared in somewhere like Reddit or Trooncord.
Sure looks like it. Specifically, the black ultramarine thing probably got clipped or something.
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Spoiler: the same people adding all the gay diversity are also writing the lore now so of course there's diversity in the lore. There's always been diversity though? Technically sure but go back 20 years and tell me how many black Ultramarines you find.
 
Sure looks like it. Specifically, the black ultramarine thing probably got clipped or something.
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Spoiler: the same people adding all the gay diversity are also writing the lore now so of course there's diversity in the lore. There's always been diversity though? Technically sure but go back 20 years and tell me how many black Ultramarines you find.
That's all I see from the top comments. Either most of the people who liked the video and are fans don't comment or JewTube is actively propping up "ACK-TUALLY CHUD" comments.
 
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Let's see the comment to view ratio on his recent vids:

"Space Marine 2 is PEAK Masculinity" - 3950 comments to 72k views (5.4%)
"Star Wars Outlaws is an Unmitigated DISASTER" - 2004 to 104k (1.98%)
"Black Myth Wukong is Pretty Good, for a 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙚 Game" - 1767 to 68k (2,6%)
"The Borderlands Movie is Truly Disgusting" - 1504 to 88k (1.7%)
"Flintlock Embodies Peak Mediocrity" - 1695 to 87k (1,95%)

His most brigaded video covered by all the breadtubers (Fallout show) had a ratio of 6,6%. This is bot-like traffic and is no different than forum sliding or intentional spam as seen on 4chan for example. Ban them all. Janny it up.

I can already predict the: "But... Synth supports free speech yet he won't let us spam retarded bullshit and manipulate voting systems making the comment section unusable? Hypocrite much??"
 
So guys, I have found the ''synth goon webm'' that /v/ like to post whenever there's thread on synth. I don't think it's synth, but multiple ppl did bring it up on stream. So can y'all confirm the source of this gooner? That way we can debunk the fags who tries to use this aganist synth.

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I don’t see any futa on the monitors. Can’t be him.
 
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