Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Brianna Wu

Can of Bread said:
I'll gladly take a whitehouse full of right-ish-wing lolcows over four more years of whatever the fuck we've got now.
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Laura Loomer- Press Secretary
Ethan Ralph- Secretary of Agriculture
Jacob Wohl- Secretary of Treasury
Nick Rekieta- Secretary of Justice
Milo Yiannopolous- Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Matt Jarbo- Secretary of Interior
Austin Peterson- Secretary of Commerce
Lucas Gage- Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Jace Connors- Secretary of Homeland Security
Tyce Andrews- Secretary of Defense
Karlyn Borysenko- Secretary of Education
Nick Fuentes- Secretary of State
Patrick S. Tomlinson- Secretary of Transportation
Josh Saunders- Secretary of Health and Human Services

I can’t think of a good choice for Department of Labor or Department of Energy because all these people are low energy and none of them have jobs.
 
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cuttysnark said:
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Do you think Trump paid for the surgeries

How long has he been screwing her

Cane Skretteburg said:
Laura Loomer- Press Secretary
Ethan Ralph- Secretary of Agriculture
Jacob Wohl- Secretary of Treasury
Nick Rekieta- Secretary of Justice
Milo Yiannopolous- Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Matt Jarbo- Secretary of Interior
Austin Peterson- Secretary of Commerce
Lucas Gage- Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Jace Connors- Secretary of Homeland Security
Tyce Andrews- Secretary of Defense
Karlyn Borysenko- Secretary of Education
Nick Fuentes- Secretary of State
Patrick S. Tomlinson- Secretary of Transportation
Josh Saunders- Secretary of Health and Human Services

I can’t think of a good choice for Department of Labor or Department of Energy because all these people are low energy and none of them have jobs.
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Noah Antwiller, Department of Labor

Trust me.
 
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Sheryl Nome said:
Noah Antwiller, Department of Labor
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I tried to limit the list to right-ish wing lolcows from the US. My understanding is that Spoony is a weird gross Twitter liberal. Technically, Rick shouldn’t even make the list but he’s the only lolcow I can think of who is a car guy.
 
Cane Skretteburg said:
Laura Loomer- Press Secretary
Ethan Ralph- Secretary of Agriculture
Jacob Wohl- Secretary of Treasury
Nick Rekieta- Secretary of Justice
Milo Yiannopolous- Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Matt Jarbo- Secretary of Interior
Austin Peterson- Secretary of Commerce
Lucas Gage- Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Jace Connors- Secretary of Homeland Security
Tyce Andrews- Secretary of Defense
Karlyn Borysenko- Secretary of Education
Nick Fuentes- Secretary of State
Patrick S. Tomlinson- Secretary of Transportation
Josh Saunders- Secretary of Health and Human Services

I can’t think of a good choice for Department of Labor or Department of Energy because all these people are low energy and none of them have jobs.
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Department of Labor? That's the easiest one of all! "Darksyde Phil" Burnell.
 
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Cane Skretteburg said:
I believe that all of this is another publicity stunt by Laura Loomer. She believes that if she can convince the public that she and Trump are fucking it will boost her career because she is a psychotic yenta whore.
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I'm not a Trump fan but I am very willing to believe that this woman is just a psychotic whore and attention whore who'd say anything to boost her brand. I think that this is the most likely outcome or the only one we can confirm.
 
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Oxyjen said:
Definitely some dark energy loose in the world
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Yeah. It's called botulism neurotxin released by the sometimes fatal food born pathogen clostridium botulinum. The toxin is infamous for its ability to cause rapid cell death of muscles and the associated activation nerve tissue. In humans, a Botulism infection can rapidly cause heart failure compounded by an inability to breath properly, a method of death that is described as being slowly strangled and drowned at the same time over a period of hours, while adding excruciating pain for good measure.

So anyway, Hollywood plastic surgeons discovered that if they injected this toxin into someone's face it got rid of wrinkles. They call it Botox though. Apparently Botulinum Neurotoxin didn't test well as a brand name.
 
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cuttysnark said:
Yeah, like 7 years old genius
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One of how many surgeries to come out looking like a walking halloween mask?

Producing a tape of these two going to pound town is highly optimistic, and gross. The chance of recording reproduced is non-zero, not even a likely probability. Trump and Loomer are retarded, but they arent stupid. Yes, I know, thats debatable.
 
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