Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Brianna Wu

BillTheButcher said:
I'm not one for religion/superstition, but ill be damned if loomer doesnt fit the mold of what a "succubus" is described as. Shes just a....less attractive/more jewish version of one... Either way, we are getting our potential clinton 2.0 moment with this one. I wonder if hes already fucked her in the "winter white house"?
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DEI truly is a horrid beast. Succubi go from ultra hot bombshells who suck your dick and take your soul. To ugly Jewish demons who suck your dick, wallet rape you and then complain about slashed tires
 
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She's plastic as hell while Melania is basically as close to perfection as an actual human can get. Loomer looks like Jigsaw in a wig while Melania literally does not have a bad angle. As a (rare?) lady kiwi I know that there is so much more to life than outward appearances, but IMO Melania annihilates Laura in the categories of class, intelligence, and worldliness as well.

Trump has famously said that beautiful women are good for an hour but what do you do with them afterward? He appreciates a woman who can keep up both in intellect and (more importantly) intellectual curiosity. Maybe I'm biased and maudlin and a bit sentimental, but Melania smokes the everloving fuck out of Loomer despite being 20 years older. Forget the lethal dose of plastic surgery, Loomer loses on every other metric too.

If he's really doing this then maybe he actually is slipping. I always thought he was past getting gassed up by new, needy, and thirsty social climbers. Things were so much better under Trump; if not the best, those were certainly the most economically decent years of my adult life. I was hoping to get 4 more of them. But maybe the universe just lies in wait, ready to serve up some fuck ass regression to the mean like a vaudeville pie in the face. C'est la vie. Sad.

(Apologies for my tone, tophats to the left)
 
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BillTheButcher said:
I'm not one for religion/superstition, but ill be damned if loomer doesnt fit the mold of what a "succubus" is described as. Shes just a....less attractive/more jewish version of one... Either way, we are getting our potential clinton 2.0 moment with this one. I wonder if hes already fucked her in the "winter white house"?
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It doesn't matter if it's true or not at this point. I just get to sit back and laugh as Jews call out another Jew for sleeping with Israels greatest ally 😆😆
The script was written by Mel Brooks

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Null said:
Guys who cheat don't upgrade, they go for BPD.

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I'm not a psychologist but the words "full blown" appear in this statement no fewer than three times.
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From Trump to Mumkey Jones, when your fans wanna touch your peepee, you just GOTTA throw it all away for a chance at some mediocre pussy. Especially if they're crazy.
 
This fucking kike goblin whore just cost us four years of A1 prime libshit coping and mass tranny suicide. There is not a hell hot enough for her and the rest of the jewish race.
Popper Whiting said:
Will you still support him when Nick Fuentes is searching the oval office with a blacklight dressed as a cat boy and Ethan Ralph is out the front drunk and xannied up shouting at tourists threatening to bomb the alogs?
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We literally could have had this. We could LITERALLY have HAD THIS.
 
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Law said:
Like Stormy Daniels.
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Law said:
Like Stormy Daniels.
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Thanks, I hate it and/or touché.

Stormy has told a bunch of contradictory stories but he probably isn't innocent. I just really Stan him and Melania to the point I lean too heavily in on the way he compliments his wife while choosing to ignore that he probably had a different set of standards for his temporary side girls.

birdwater said:
We literally could have had this. We could LITERALLY have HAD THIS.
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Fuentes glows like mad; danger, do not engage. Ralph has proven himself to be a (tax free) trainwreck. The final red pill (IMO) is the knowledge that we can't rely on counter culture ecelebs and we're basically just on our own, no leaders, no online friends. Trust nobody who claims to speak for your interests, they're all controlled ops. Do what you can locally, and hide your power level everywhere else.
 
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spacko said:
weave on the loom
uhhhh
there literally no word in the english language that rhymes with loom

weave on the loomer
prepare for your doom-er

nailed it
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It's bold of you to assume,
that in this time of impending doom,
that as sure as the jannies will broom,
and weebs will continually  cons00m,
that there can't possibly be a word to rhyme with loom.

Yes, much like trannies openly groom,
while us normies continually fume,
hopefully before the world goes boom,
someone finds a rhyme to loom.
V4L_Penis said:
All I’m saying is that if I saw photos of any other people with the same body language I would assume they’re fucking.

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I don't see a "these two are definitely fucking" vibe from these pics. It looks more like "old man being friendly with a pretty girl" or "celebrity humoring a fan" situation. Do I think that the revelation of these two bumping ugliest would effect the election whatsoever? No. Most people outside of the online grifter/political sphere have no fucking clue who Laura Loomer even is. And if it were found he had yet another side piece, most wouldn't care at this point.
STARS158 said:
If so, you'd spend the money on looking less like a tranny as you got older, not moreso 😆😆

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All that work done, and she still can't hide her Jewishness 👃. And on top of that, she looks like a fucking tranny goblin. I would be asking the plastic surgeon for a refund if I were her.
 
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trash cat said:
I definitely think Laura Loomer is sleeping with Trump.

Good for the two love birds.

Laura when you share all the juicy details, please register under the username "flat tire" so we know it's really you.
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Trump is 78; can he even get it up anymore? I'm sure with his long history of eating shit and being overweight; I'm sure his heart is too weak for any E.D. meds.
 
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Bobson Dug's Nuts said:
She's plastic as hell while Melania is basically as close to perfection as an actual human can get. Loomer looks like Jigsaw in a wig while Melania literally does not have a bad angle. As a (rare?) lady kiwi I know that there is so much more to life than outward appearances, but IMO Melania annihilates Laura in the categories of class, intelligence, and worldliness as well.

Trump has famously said that beautiful women are good for an hour but what do you do with them afterward? He appreciates a woman who can keep up both in intellect and (more importantly) intellectual curiosity. Maybe I'm biased and maudlin and a bit sentimental, but Melania smokes the everloving fuck out of Loomer despite being 20 years older. Forget the lethal dose of plastic surgery, Loomer loses on every other metric too.

If he's really doing this then maybe he actually is slipping. I always thought he was past getting gassed up by new, needy, and thirsty social climbers. Things were so much better under Trump; if not the best, those were certainly the most economically decent years of my adult life. I was hoping to get 4 more of them. But maybe the universe just lies in wait, ready to serve up some fuck ass regression to the mean like a vaudeville pie in the face. C'est la vie. Sad.

(Apologies for my tone, tophats to the left)
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Trump is a salacious retard who lies every moment he can because he doesn't care.

Stormy Daniels, Laura Loomer, plastic holes? Just donald trump's type from what I can tell, god knows he doesn't give a fuck about the sanctity of marriage.

THIS ISN'T TRUMP SLIPPING, THIS IS WHO HE'S ALWAYS BEEN YOU JUST BLIND YOURSELF TO IT BECAUSE YOU ARE CATTLE.
 
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This is the best they could come up with. Some unsourced speculation (not even anonymous just wholesale plucked out of thin air) that Laura is banging orange man to somehow save their asses from the election to come.

I think it's even funnier that they believe people who voted for the pussy grabber in chief the first time would give a shit either way.
 
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JaneThough said:
I didn’t want to believe it, but I’m convinced after seeing this (among others) that Trump and Loomer are fucking
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That’s a real intimate pose for a boss and subordinate.

Slight story time, I worked with a girl who was among the worst in the company. She tended to keep to herself and was cordial. Then she started fucking the CEO. Suddenly she had the nerve to talk back to everyone and come to work late and do nothing.

Why do I bring this up?

What else would embolden her to talk back to MTG and Lindsay Graham the way she has, except knowing that her place beside Trump is secure for VERY obvious reasons?

MMW
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Really wish there was a vomiting reaction right now
 
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