Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Bifocal Lens said:
It had a lot of OC memes that were fucking funny, but it also had a lot of users full of vitriol. Honestly, I'm glad it got nuked. WAY too many poop touchers and a-logs that hated Cobes. It was impossible to have a rational discussion about Cobra, so many people hated him for no reason, it was a fucking hive-mind. If you even *slightly* defended Josh, you got BOMBED.

I'm glad it's gone. A lot of retards came into the sub after Larson got busted, and they were looking for a new lolcow to milk. I'm glad that Cobra is a slow burn, and most of the TikTok kiddies got bored and fucked off to someone new.
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Yep, that was the reddit exodus. Turned something okay into an absolute shithole that was then banned, which ended up being a decent thing.

Bifocal Lens said:
PS: I also blame TurkeyTom and Kiwitapes/Smokey for the influx of newbie, 18-year-old retarded glass punchers. I also blame MusicBizMarty, for being the OG glass puncher. And fuck Porkney Neidt.
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God yes, turkey tom has ruined lolcows. smokey/kiwitapes should've just stuck to surface level cows or they ones they "discovered" since they appeal to zoomers, who don't get the whole "play with the poo, and your hands also get covered" part.

I've said it countless times, mostly in the rax thread, but I definitely second the "fuck music biz marty" sentiment.
 
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KingFrampt said:
He’d cook meals from “food cows” like Kay’s cooking, cobes, and I believe scalfani

I specifically remember he made the fucked up uncooked noodle spaghetti concoction that Kay invented

Anyone know him? He didn’t have a huge number of subs
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I believe the channel you're referring to is "Should I try series" he has several cow food videos and was a cook of some kind.
 
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KingFrampt said:
I’m looking for a YouTuber I saw 2+ years ago

It was a dude who’d cook in this big ass kitchen, I think it might have been a commercial kitchen though and not a home kitchen

He’d cook meals from “food cows” like Kay’s cooking, cobes, and I believe scalfani

I specifically remember he made the fucked up uncooked noodle spaghetti concoction that Kay invented

Anyone know him? He didn’t have a huge number of subs
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Should I Series?
damnit, ninja'd.
 
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So much has happened lately in the Cobraverse that Jordeaux revealing the LITERAL wizard who makes REAL magic wands embued with REAL magic, and not toys, spent $80 on a new toy wand that is now his #1 wand in his collection, to be on his person at all times.
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Old Josh would NEVER have a toy wand in his collection, let alone run it as his daily driver. Feels like wand making is going the way of the chi ball.
 
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Captain Howdy 666 said:
God yes, turkey tom has ruined lolcows.
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Tom is one of the few cowtubers that genuinely makes me MATI. He's such a faggot it's mindboggling.
semitooth said:
new darfliny b
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Darf radiates this aura of warmth and kindness. Truly the last force of good in the Jord Sanders cinematic universe. Someone needs to redraw that one famous art piece of the guy on horseback killing the dragon with a spear but it's darf killing jessica with a 5 dollar footlong or some shit.
 
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Honestly I hope this era of Cobes ignoring Jessica keeps up. Watching the hagraven pull her hair out over not getting any of his attention is legendary.
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Watching her cry over him dumping her after literally trying to revenge porn him the day before was glorious. All the while he was making drink combos and food hacks without a care in the world.
 
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Molly Millions said:
Watching him sperg out would be really funny but yes this is the correct move. Unfortunately its also the boring move.

In this one instance being lazy and ignorant is really working out in Josh's favor.
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We got so obsessed with chasing the high of the boglim spergout we forgot how silly his normal antics were
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Didn't be work out of a real restaurant kitchen? That would explain his huge sink.

The gamer pizza recipe he had is a personal favorite. The MTN DEW pizza sauce is exquisid.
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I know he's streamed from his regular work day just making pizzas. Oddly soothing to watch. I highly recommend his content in general because of his dry and honest reviews of what he cooks and he appears to know a bit about the cows in question whenever he makes a cow recipe.
 
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