On 18 May, Sarah posts her first hospital selfie. In the comments we learned she’s spent the last two weeks trying to get admitted and being turned away.
5 June, hospital with Freckles.
She wants her friends to put flowers on roadkill alanimals because they didn’t get a proper barrel.
she’s going to start vegan diets for all her animals. Cats should not be eating plant matter in any great quantity and homemade vegan diets generally lack taurine, an essential amino acid cats need to get from animal protein in their diet. Without it they go blind and their hearts explode.
defacing menus, buying ducks.
why does she make me watch her peepee?
Looks expensive.
Freckles starts her vegan diet!! I like that Sarah had to speed up the footage of her eating to make it seem like Freckles was enjoying it.
Sarah celebrates that now she won’t get stuck without a bottle on Sundays. She hasn’t been posting much about drinking to be fair. She’s mostly posting roadkill, abused dogs, and slaughterhouse footage. I miss the alcohol.
LMAO Freckles is not vegan. Freckles has discovered a nest of bunnies and helped herself. She was just playing, of course. Sarah brings the sole survivor to a wildlife rehabber.
She lets her ducks swim and shit in the bathtub. She built them an outdoor area but they are only allowed in it during the day when she's home
The woman who went into debt buying herself shit she didn't need is preaching zero waste minimalism.
Freckles kills another rabbit. Beautiful vegan dog.
Here's Sarah-Jean flying down the highway with one hand flipping off the livestock truck and the other holding her phone to film it
She starts her zero waste journey by ditching
toilet paper. Of all the things.
She starts posting about a property in Lakeville. Sounds like she’s setting up that sanctuary she wanted.
Sarah-Jean has been working 60 hours a week doing makeup but she wants to go back to 30 hours a week and get a part time “vegan” job. I didn’t know any job had dietary preferences! She doesn’t want to volunteer for a sanctuary, to go into sales or waitress or do something with makeup. She wants to throw galas to raise money for sick animals. Fundraising and coordinator positions actually require more than just a passion about the subject. Her big complaint is while she’s at her makeup job she has to promote non-vegan brands and it’s literally making her so sick. How do these people survive on planet earth? Also 60 hours a week plus all the shit she does on the side sounds like she’s in excellent health.
She names her sanctuary Happily Ever After Microsanctuary.
I don't even eat meat and I kind of want to punch her.
One of her six cats is hurt. Keep it the fuck inside.
Sarah-Jean, who has very close personal experience with organ donation, learns that many vegans won’t donate because they’re afraid they'll go to someone they disagree with and feels appropriate anger. Even a blind squirrel etc etc (I feel the same way about the people changing their donor status because trannies get cadaver skin grafts. So do babies who suffered burn accidents.)
Food service worker tries to joke with Sarah. OUTRAGE.
She’s begging her vegan friends for help saying she has these episodes where she can’t breathe, starts to shake and feel weak, can barely walk, and gets ravenously hungry. When she’s home it’s not a problem but she had an episode at her work. She went to the food court and started to panic thinking she might order something non-vegan, so she ran to the bathroom and cried. She mentions she drove to the store, bought a cup of mac and cheese, and ate it without any memory of having done so, totally unrelated to her alcohol consumption I'm sure. She blames this on her many ailments including several that make her forget how to do things and cause loss of consciousness. But she’s still driving, it’s fine. Also is she new here? Fries and a coke, there's your predictable vegan lane.
She is displacing wildlife with her animal sanctuary.
She goes live crying. It’s because she visited a slaughterhouse and they were – I know this will shock you – slaughtering animals.
22 August she’s going back to the ER for unspecified reasons.
I cringed so hard I think I regrew my wisdom teeth.
Sarah has a near-accident when she cuts some guy off on the highway. He goes full road rage, and SJ for some reason gets out of her car to confront him. Freckles releases her anal glands in fear.
In August we are introduced to her new puppy, Gizmo.
Those are some pretty steep prices for mystery products she whipped in her Kitchenaid.
Ziopatch. She says a previous heart monitor picked up problems.
12 September, she gets the handi-hanger. Still driving despite 9 conditions that make her lose consciousness and black out so hard she forgets she’s vegan.
“Support your local farmers!” I didn't know avocados and cashews grow so well in Minnesota.
Dayln has some kind of medical emergency.
I went to her page to see if I could get her version of what happened. Instead I found that this is the date she started her “sobriety journey.” Interesting. I’m going to guess whatever happened scared her sober. She doesn't seem like a hardened alchy who has seizures from quitting.
Sarah’s buying land and starts a
new GFM for her vanity project. She gives her address as Faribault, a little south of Elko. $50 raised.
EEG leads
I see we are on the same diet plan.
Adds kittens to her hoard.
On 6 October, another
GoFundMe, “Cronic illness: heart surgery fund.” She took the text of her original one and tweaked without proofing. This one she says she works hard for what she has and is worried it will all disappear. She eats healthy but doesn’t exercise much because in 2012 she was diagnosed with trigeminal neuralgia after going to the ER 5 times in a month. She says she
had cervical cancer. The story about calling her mom while crying hysterically over her new health problems hits different when you know her mom was dying. Got diagnosed NCS. Still saying the pulmonologist diagnosed her with narcolepsy, now w/ cataplexy. The cardio agreed with the NCS, the neurologist thought it was panic attacks. She was diagnosed with "inner-body panic attacks" and “absent seizures” and has up to 10 in a day but still driving, and still describing it as stroke-like symptoms. She’s now fainting at work. She can’t get out of bed. She has a naturally slow or fast heart that is in the 30s
or 200s and a naturally low or high blood pressure. She takes 11 medications a day and doesn’t want any more so she’s getting surgery and begging for a WEARSHADE SUNLIGHT SENSOR to let her know when she’s gotten too much UV.
The Wearshade thing a sensor you wear on your wrist that connects to your phone and tells you when you’ve had enough sun for the day. How would this mitigate any of her claimed issues?
Med posts increasing. ER again, this time because she’s trying to befriend a feral cat and gets got.
On 18 October she gets cardiac ablation surgery. It went well but didn’t fix her tachycardia so she needs a second. Other options won’t do. This next surgery would actually be three procedures in one, and if that fails she needs a pacemaker. The first one failed because instead of the one spot they thought they needed to fix her whole heart is fucked and they also found other defects that need to be fixed. What do you want to bet it’s something like Sophie's pinhole?
Good news, she’s giving up on feeding all her animals a vegan diet. Some vegans try to talk her out of it.
I checked a bunch of the old gang she was friends with before Florida and a bunch of them are now Friend of Bill sober and/or grown ups who don’t have time or desire to hit the clubs anymore. Sarah still wants to be that 23 year old partying all night.
Website for the rescue. Dead and wayback didn't crawl it.
Holter.
OH COME ON. It’s a cute little baby in a costume.
She’s starting work with a cat rescue, pulling cats from kill shelters and adopting them out. I'm sure some of you just remembered where this is going.
ok, I’m impressed.
Except this. This makes me think you are all insane and I should not listen to you.
She celebrates one year of her mother’s transplant.
She gets a new heart monitor, her fourth, and lets us know she had a second ablation that also didn't work.
Spoken like a true alcoholic.
for multiple Repulsive Paraphilias?
