Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Aunt Carol]

She's going down a dangerous path:

Nearly rated this optimistic. She'd be going down a dangerous path... if she were taking drugs! The psychedelic effects from her Etsy hallucinogens are as real as the "friends" she was with the last time. You know, the friends we've never heard about, the ones who reported back to her all about how wacky she was when she forced them to trip-sit despite their refusal.

Stephanie's careful to tell us she has a "non-alcoholic" infusion of fly agaric. Why bother to specify? That's like she's just regurgitating a seller's listing, unless she really thinks that an eyedropper of vodka is going to get you wasted. Might as well specify that she's baking with non-alcoholic artificial vanilla extract.

Her herbcraft remains disappointing to anyone who's ever been a Girl Scout, had a witchy phase, or even made Skittle vodka. If you're fuckin' half the herb spirits in your Plant Hardiness Zone, how come you gotta buy bullshit shipped Priority Mail from Etsy and take it at the city park next to the pickleball court?

Oh, apologies; "the park that is a further walk away."

 

[it's pronounced gif]

I look forward to Staph's heroin arc after her homeless junkie friend she met last time gets her hooked after telling her it's a spiritual experience

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

Her herbcraft remains disappointing to anyone who's ever been a Girl Scout, had a witchy phase, or even made Skittle vodka. If you're fuckin' half the herb spirits in your Plant Hardiness Zone, how come you gotta buy bullshit shipped Priority Mail from Etsy and take it at the city park next to the pickleball court?

I had a witchy-ish phase (and I'm not proud of it), and even in those 2 years I had better herbcraft than her. I ripped dandelions out of the yard and made tea out of the roots, managed a greenhouse, small garden, went looking for mushrooms. Why does she have to get everything from etsy? She could get a ton of stuff from the produce section.

 

[Nestor Makhno]

She should get into foraging. Most of the US isn't very good for it these days, but everywhere has at least a handful of things you can find. It's like this witch stuff, but using a somewhat practical skill instead. She can be just like the cool viking Norse fellas or whatever, I'm sure they had to forage.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I had a witchy-ish phase (and I'm not proud of it), and even in those 2 years I had better herbcraft than her. I ripped dandelions out of the yard and made tea out of the roots, managed a greenhouse, small garden, went looking for mushrooms. Why does she have to get everything from etsy? She could get a ton of stuff from the produce section.

No produce section in the gas station

 

[Aunt Carol]

I look forward to Staph's heroin arc after her homeless junkie friend she met last time gets her hooked after telling her it's a spiritual experience

It's a plant, bro! Grandmother Poppy has wisdom for everyone. Poppy tea might be more her level, though.

Why does she have to get everything from etsy? She could get a ton of stuff from the produce section.

This is what Stephanie gets for being a racist old Vikingaboo. If she weren't afraid of The Brown, I'm pretty sure the ghost of Malcolm X could at least point her toward eating a jar of nutmeg powder.

It really is surprising she doesn't smoke pot. So much more of her lifestyle would make sense if there were a massive bong in the corner of her selfies. Hungry, lazy and unemployable; it would add up. But Stephanie's just like that naturally.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I had a witchy-ish phase (and I'm not proud of it), and even in those 2 years I had better herbcraft than her. I ripped dandelions out of the yard and made tea out of the roots, managed a greenhouse, small garden, went looking for mushrooms.

Honestly, I think this entire thread (let's be real, the entire site, and it could be argued the lot of us too) is good evidence that there's much worse hobbies to have than gardening+foraging+a little teenage cringe. I think we all wish Stapphy did more going out and growing plants, and less waddling ever closer to illegal actions online.

I was never into the witchy shit myself as a teen, but I had a friend who was. She bought colored candles and bought books by Silver Ravenwolf (I somehow ended up with one on my shelf, I kept it because the cover is amazing), we would go to woo shops with crystals and pendulums and she would get pentacle jewelry and stuff. Her traditional Hispanic parents weren't particularly thrilled, but I think they preferred us running around the neighborhood to pick flowers for 'spells' than, idk, doing drugs or something (I think we did set off the smoke alarm with cheap incense once, and did have to convince them it wasn't weed). For most people it's a very benign phase to go through... Stapphy just manages to be totally gross with it.

Edited to add: the most quintessentially late-90s-early-2000s cover I can imagine

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

Honestly, I think this entire thread (let's be real, the entire site, and it could be argued the lot of us too) is good evidence that there's much worse hobbies to have than gardening+foraging+a little teenage cringe. I think we all wish Stapphy did more going out and growing plants, and less waddling ever closer to illegal actions online.

I was never into the witchy shit myself as a teen, but I had a friend who was. She bought colored candles and bought books by Silver Ravenwolf (I somehow ended up with one on my shelf, I kept it because the cover is amazing), we would go to woo shops with crystals and pendulums and she would get pentacle jewelry and stuff. Her traditional Hispanic parents weren't particularly thrilled, but I think they preferred us running around the neighborhood to pick flowers for 'spells' than, idk, doing drugs or something (I think we did set off the smoke alarm with cheap incense once, and did have to convince them it wasn't weed). For most people it's a very benign phase to go through... Stapphy just manages to be totally gross with it.

Edited to add: the most quintessentially late-90s-early-2000s cover I can imagine
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I still wish I could garden and forest forage like I used to. I hate city life so much.

Silver Ravenwolf

Isn't that the Wiccan who wrote a book of spells despite not being able to afford a hair stylist?

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Is it that the Wiccan who wrote a book of spells despite not being able to afford a hair stylist?

It's entirely possible! I think she's some sort of cow (let's be real, it's a chick who called herself Silver Ravenwolf and decided to write hip books of MagickTM for the young people, how could she not be) but I don't know if she makes online Wiccan types sniff judgementally because of general cowdom or because people who think they do spells are very cliquey. I'm sure there's a story there, regardless.

 

[Chromeo]

She should get into foraging.

She already sort of does, that's why she eats parking lot weeds. It's "foraging."

 

[Poonocchio]

She's going down a dangerous path:

The way she switches her writing style from this blog where she's all whimsical and super ethereal druid, to the filth she puts out on her soheckinkinky social media is so irritating to me. She's such an irritating person. She would be thrush/candida if she was an ailment.

 

[AfghanBlue]

The way she switches her writing style from this blog where she's all whimsical and super ethereal druid, to the filth she puts out on her soheckinkinky social media is so irritating to me. She's such an irritating person. She would be thrush/candida if she was an ailment.

At least she's got rid of t'feckin oirish accent in text 2beshure

(but yeah i know it's one of thr things that also annoys me, lol. That, and the mental image of her typing all this with her lil bum mouth-especially when she does the Billy big bollocks bit, and threatens people with being "fucked up" by her / offers to troll on account of other people- as if her going after people online ever results in anything other than her fuming and possibly ringing the suicide hotline

 

[pink cigarettes]

It's a plant, bro! Grandmother Poppy has wisdom for everyone. Poppy tea might be more her level, though.

This is what Stephanie gets for being a racist old Vikingaboo. If she weren't afraid of The Brown, I'm pretty sure the ghost of Malcolm X could at least point her toward eating a jar of nutmeg powder.

It really is surprising she doesn't smoke pot. So much more of her lifestyle would make sense if there were a massive bong in the corner of her selfies. Hungry, lazy and unemployable; it would add up. But Stephanie's just like that naturally.

She's a hardcore normie, she'll never do any actual drugs. It's all just posturing. She might as well snort pixie stix.
I don't know why she's trying to brag about fake drug use anyway. Stephanie: do drugs, don't do drugs, nobody really cares- the reason you get clowned on is because you're a try-hard who is obviously 100% steeped in the middle-class values of your suburban boomer parents. No amount of troon juice, pretend "tripping," or disgusting pedo posting is going to change that

 

[glass_houses]

She should get into foraging. Most of the US isn't very good for it these days, but everywhere has at least a handful of things you can find. It's like this witch stuff, but using a somewhat practical skill instead. She can be just like the cool viking Norse fellas or whatever, I'm sure they had to forage.

She did go through a foraging phase, and there was some awesome fanart done on it. As you might expect, the people itt who did actually have some knowledge of botany or foraging were frequently unimpressed and sometimes actively alarmed by what Staph posted.

She's a hardcore normie, she'll never do any actual drugs. It's all just posturing. She might as well snort pixie stix.
I don't know why she's trying to brag about fake drug use anyway. Stephanie: do drugs, don't do drugs, nobody really cares- the reason you get clowned on is because you're a try-hard who is obviously 100% steeped in the middle-class values of your suburban boomer parents. No amount of troon juice, pretend "tripping," or disgusting pedo posting is going to change that

Because to her narcissistic mind, people who take drugs are losers. Stoners and junkies are the dregs of society, the lowest of the low, morally and mentally week, slaves to their addiction... but Staph isn't like them, she's wise, she's a shaman, she's on a spiritual quest to commune with the higher plane. No fortified weed or acid or ecstacy for her; so base and common, any random can handle those. No, Staph is special, an enlightened being, and her choice of drugs need to reflect that.

I'm not going to mention how many "witches" I've met who spent the majority of their time blasted out of their minds on any substance they could get their hands on... discerning they were not.

 

[brooky]

After that, it’s almost time to go to the city to see Till! I am beyond excited that I decided to take this leap of faith.

So did she find a ride to NYC? Is she taking a bus? She gonna lube up on flying ointment and astral project herself there? What's up?

@Aunt Carol what's Skittle vodka? I'm intrigued.

 

[Aunt Carol]

@Aunt Carol what's Skittle vodka? I'm intrigued.

It's an ancient, sacred recipe only attempted by the most accomplished of distillers, and thus well beyond Stephanie's meager skills.

You divide up the Skittles by flavor and leave them in vodka for a while. Usually you pour off the vodka from the albino Skittles and run it through a coffee filter or a fine sieve; some people add extra sugar. Some people run the sealed vodka bottles through the dishwasher to speed the process, but that seems silly when you can just remember to start a few days before... well, OK. I've seen an InstaPot Skittle vodka recipe for the same reason.

If you were not in college in the 1990s, or a Pinterest mom today, I will pass on to you one version of the deep wisdom. My eternal feminine speaks to yours. So mote it be.


When the moon goes through her dance again, we will discuss the alchemical marriage of vodka and watermelon.

I wasn't ever a party girl, but I'm great at remembering to prep something that has to sit. Now I use these skills to soak dried beans.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

So did she find a ride to NYC? Is she taking a bus? She gonna lube up on flying ointment and astral project herself there? What's up?

She never did specify this, did she? I'm assuming that Mom and Pop Cianfriglia have probably been talked into taking a trip to NYC where they will go and have a nice date night while their idiot child goes to be TOTALLY HARDCORE on her own recognizance within a short distance of the hotel. If they're more unlucky, maybe we'll get a picture of her father doing the thousand yard stare while he has to chaperone his tardlet to the concert.

Who knows though. The part of me that cares about the longevity of our cow hopes that's the case, the part of me that wants a Happening hopes that we're in for a live blogging saga of her arranging a ride with a Redditor or something and they 'accidentally' ditch her at a gas station ten miles out of Endicott after realizing she's insane.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Waiting on a report back from her utiseta. This was from 5 hours ago:

She answered a post on Blue Sky an hour later though. But I guess she has been sat outside since then.

This was a recent Instagram post talking about it:

'Sitting outside at night is a potentially dangerous yet spiritually rewarding experience.' Hilarious. Picture one was a picture of the poison path witchcraft book that she posted on her blog.

I have a load of other caps which I will upload soon, nothing exciting. For now, I'm curious how utiseta part two will go. My fantasy is that she gets high off her placebo drugs, raises suspicion from a passer-by, the cops show up and she tries to commit die by necking the whole bottle of her Etsy juice, but just shits herself instead.

@Childe Any recent activity on her NNIA?

 

[Oscar Wilde]

The show approaches. But damn it's on a Tuesday with doors at 5:30... So early. I guess since it's an outdoor space close to residential it can't run too late? But for most (working) people that'd be tough to travel in for. Luckily our bxy has no earthly responsibilities to strip them of their chance at Till.

May Loki bless this voyage and provide his faithful kiwis with the milk we crave.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Aaaaaaaand we're done.

it was an "executive decision" see.
That's what happens when you title yourself director of a non profit. All your decisions, e.g getting bored of sitting in a park at night, become executive decisions.
Try it yourself!
I am Tsar of Thameside, milk monitor on Mars, (& Ousted Warrior of Woolworths.)
When I flake or pussy out of things it's actually a very sensible and much considered position-a happenstance, to be technical.

" am home, will stay awake a bit before I sleep "
No notice is given on wether she intends to also micturate, or indeed respirate, as we follow along this dramatic yet informative rundown of Existing 101; but we can cautiously assume that we are, graciously, trusted to know that breathing oxygen is implied in her plans for the next 10 or so hours.

This is the first time I've looked at her bluesky, as I thought you might have to log in, apparently not.
A little titbit is accounted for in the age old question "bitch 'spend her money on?"

Murder and torture is actually bad and real when women do it because women are bad and not misunderstood.