Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Brianna Wu

[Cassius Crayfish]

If you ever doubt that KF is of the same DNA as gossip forums - wild theories on personal lives and all - the state of this thread should help the scales fall from your eyes.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

so this is why hes so pro zog. oldest trick in the book falling for a slutty jewess sadly.

if i shilled for zog and the best i got was loomer, id immediately join up as a suicide bomber for hamas.

I did some digging through her twitter. Jebus, this bitch posts a lot, more than Ralph. While I'm no @Fapcop , I took one for the team and did some evaluations.
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Eh... She was definitely better before the plastic surgery, but she seems to have lost the weight she had on a year ago. (Some of it could be filters.) I'd paper bag her... but wait, what's this?

put a bag on her face,turn the lights all the way off, and i could do her, but she would have to be gone before the lights came back on.

 

[The Saltening]

I didn’t want to believe it, but I’m convinced after seeing this (among others) that Trump and Loomer are fucking

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That’s a real intimate pose for a boss and subordinate.

Slight story time, I worked with a girl who was among the worst in the company. She tended to keep to herself and was cordial. Then she started fucking the CEO. Suddenly she had the nerve to talk back to everyone and come to work late and do nothing.

Why do I bring this up?

What else would embolden her to talk back to MTG and Lindsay Graham the way she has, except knowing that her place beside Trump is secure for VERY obvious reasons?

MMW

why the fuck is trump associating with this thing?

 

[AnOminous]

why the fuck is trump associating with this thing?

Same reason he eats steak well done. He has pleb-tier taste in everything.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

why the fuck is trump associating with this thing?

Trump trying to appeal to the common man like eating big macs and drinking diet coke

 

[Karellen]

Milo posted a long screed on X about Laura, specifically that she is legally barred from owning handguns in the United States because her dad had her involuntarily committed twice. She’s allegedly on a cocktail of medications for all the b cluster mental disorders she has.

He claims to have seen the letter from the FBI stating why she can’t have guns and has confirmed this with her father as well. Her siblings seem equally fucked, as one is in and out of institutions while the other is a violent schizophrenic who has been permanently committed.

Archive

 

[Cryin RN]

Milo posted a long screed on X about Laura, specifically that she is legally barred from owning handguns in the United States because her dad had her involuntarily committed twice. She’s allegedly on a cocktail of medications for all the b cluster mental disorders she has.

He claims to have seen the letter from the FBI stating why she can’t have guns and has confirmed this with her father as well. Her siblings seem equally fucked, as one is in and out of institutions while the other is a violent schizophrenic who has been permanently committed.

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Milo is a poisonous tree, the fruits of whom should not be taken at face value etc. but if this IS true... and her behaviour does tracks... plus, that video about her stalking a guy for days for talking to her once... this means it's possible we'll get a Jodi Arias situation out of Laura once Trump moves onto the next thot. And that's great news for drama.

 

[RedMage]

And this is before and after she used silicone and a bicycle pump on her fucking face (for all those that don’t follow her like me):

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Maybe she is a fan of Jigsaw and is going for that look

 

[Law]

if i shilled for zog and the best i got was loomer, id immediately join up as a suicide bomber for hamas.

So she's so vile that the thought of her having sex with you wants to make you commit suicide in a violent and destructive manner? Ok, fine.

put a bag on her face,turn the lights all the way off, and i could do her, but she would have to be gone before the lights came back on.

But also you'd totally dick her down if she wore a bag on her head?
What are these bags made of? Magic?

 

[ArthuriusMartyrius]

If you ever doubt that KF is of the same DNA as gossip forums - wild theories on personal lives and all - the state of this thread should help the scales fall from your eyes.

Nobody ever pretend otherwise but it seems like you're just posting this as a supposed "gotcha" because it involves Donnie Boy.

 

[Taser Confetti]

Milo posted a long screed on X about Laura, specifically that she is legally barred from owning handguns in the United States because her dad had her involuntarily committed twice. She’s allegedly on a cocktail of medications for all the b cluster mental disorders she has.

He claims to have seen the letter from the FBI stating why she can’t have guns and has confirmed this with her father as well. Her siblings seem equally fucked, as one is in and out of institutions while the other is a violent schizophrenic who has been permanently committed.

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I actually think Milo's telling the truth on this one.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Loomer is allegedly banned on his plane now.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Same reason he eats steak well done.

This is a crime that supersedes politics and religion. If you are eating shoe leather well-done steaks, you are not human and are a threat to humanity.
The only thing I have seen worse than this is someone eating a steak well-done and dipping it in ketchup.

 

[Denki Cho 3.0]

She should just be a witch for Halloween wouldn't even need to do anyhing

Gross she looks like troon in the face

 

[Drip Torch]

Moronica Jewinski

 

[Sammich]

Milo posted a long screed on X about Laura, specifically that she is legally barred from owning handguns in the United States because her dad had her involuntarily committed twice. She’s allegedly on a cocktail of medications for all the b cluster mental disorders she has.

He claims to have seen the letter from the FBI stating why she can’t have guns and has confirmed this with her father as well. Her siblings seem equally fucked, as one is in and out of institutions while the other is a violent schizophrenic who has been permanently committed.

Archive

Thanks for the archive, i have some weird lockout bug on twitter so i can't listen to spaces or read stuff on there very easily.
For people that hate milo, and distrust him, put that aside and read it, he posts a good bit of proof into most of his stuff. And keep in mind, milo likely has a pile of dirt on her because hes a sneaky faggot jew, and he ghost wrote her book.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

weave on the loom
uhhhh
there literally no word in the english language that rhymes with loom

weave on the loomer
prepare for your doom-er

nailed it

Jooom

 

[Absurdity]

I'm not a Trump hater per say, but one of these days he's going to get an ex-wife he won't be able to payoff completely before the kinky jello diaper stories come pouring out. That said, it will be more tolerable than Biden's jello stories, which I am sure include Kamelalot. But if it's Loomer, ooof!

 

[The Hardest R]

Milo posted a long screed on X about Laura, specifically that she is legally barred from owning handguns in the United States because her dad had her involuntarily committed twice. She’s allegedly on a cocktail of medications for all the b cluster mental disorders she has.

He claims to have seen the letter from the FBI stating why she can’t have guns and has confirmed this with her father as well. Her siblings seem equally fucked, as one is in and out of institutions while the other is a violent schizophrenic who has been permanently committed.

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Even if you assume everything Milo wrote is certifiably false, which there’s definitely a chance of, the photos and videos he provided are enough to make you wonder how good the blowjobs are that allows her special access to Trump.

I also had to laugh at how Anna Paulina Luna was a stripper. Each one of these MAGA thots are total whores so this does not surprise me in the least.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Milo posted a long screed on X about Laura, specifically that she is legally barred from owning handguns in the United States because her dad had her involuntarily committed twice. She’s allegedly on a cocktail of medications for all the b cluster mental disorders she has.

He claims to have seen the letter from the FBI stating why she can’t have guns and has confirmed this with her father as well.

Didn’t this get released at some point? I’m sure I remember it

ETA: I must have been remembering this instead, which isn’t conclusive but does suggest Milo may be correct