FIGGIN 12-10-16 phil is hammered, leaving his home unprotected

[CatParty]

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

brb arresting phil he's literally asking for it

 

[Last Midnight]

Wow Phil did you cut yourself on all that edge

 

[OwO What's This?]

...why is he using a breathalyzer when he doesn't have a car?

did he buy a breathalyzer just to post numbers to facebook what is this

 

[Ruin]

Try as I might I can't picture Phil at a bar. Dives are out because they're too rough for him and he'd never go to a college/sports bar because of all the dudebros.

 

[Positron]

C.I.S. Agents, what are you waiting for?!

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Cross post. Phil can't handle his liquor LOL but I guess this means they're still together?

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jonat...oria-vikki-valimir.24959/page-29#post-1935088

 

[Twrx]

Where did he even get a breatherliser? Did he go up to some random cop, or did he use some stupid app on his phone?

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

I'm guessing the breathalyzer is Toren's since Toren has a car and seems to drink a lot lol. https://twitter.com/TransEthics/status/807805207304253440

 

[MakingAmericaGreat]

I'm guessing the breathalyzer is Toren's since Toren has a car and seems to drink a lot lol. https://twitter.com/TransEthics/status/807805207304253440

If he's claiming .5, he doesn't have a breathalyzer and doesn't understand how BAC works. Pretty sure him and Phil are making up numbers to make themselves look cool.

 

[Anustart]

I'm guessing the breathalyzer is Toren's since Toren has a car and seems to drink a lot lol. https://twitter.com/TransEthics/status/807805207304253440

"0.500"

lol no

 

[CatParty]

I'm guessing the breathalyzer is Toren's since Toren has a car and seems to drink a lot lol. https://twitter.com/TransEthics/status/807805207304253440

.3 would put you in a coma .4 would kill you.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Isnt a .5 close to death?

Good job you potato fuckheads, you even screw up drinking.....

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I wonder how many o'douls sling blade gave Phil.

 

[Hodor]

Isnt a .5 close to death?

Good job you potato fuckheads, you even screw up drinking.....

.5 is basically so fucking plastered that you not only die, but are still wasted in the afterlife. It's literally overkill.

 

[Randy Lahey]

.3 would put you in a coma .4 would kill you.

phil is the liquor

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Bragging about being drunk. He's so 14.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

.3 would put you in a coma .4 would kill you.

I know someone who had a BAC over .3... he broke his back flipping his truck because he was having sex while driving.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

I mean if there's ever gonna be a time where he rides that stupid bike, now would be it.

Fingers crossed...

 

[Ntwadumela]

Aren't you supposed to have some Tequila instead like a TRUE AND HONEST Latina?