Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Cornfed]

Evil Eddie never even gave him a chance to study for that test! I'ma fuck a dude, I'ma fuck a dude man!

 

[dumbledore]

Reminder, you can lurk BossmanJack Discord anonymously on https://chat.bossmanjack.com/

 

[Kees H]

Austin dropping these voice messages in the Discord, not realising he might go away for years, not for a month.

 

[ENDTOPII]

> go to kiwifarms for some comfy lurking
> BMJ is larping as a IRL 5 star GTA character

First the singing ceiling birds in his room and now he's a fugitive, he's really becoming a real nigga!

 

[AgarthaCrack]

100% fact checked

 

[Drama Fan]

The rats have a few novel legal strategies

https://www.change.org/p/free-bossmanjack

 

[glitterglue]

I hope Ralph film his arrest and scream like a retard.

 

[BrosefJumanji]

Austin dropping these voice messages in the Discord, not realising he might go away for years, not for a month.

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Not surprising that Austin really doesn't understand the gravity of his situation. Final year of his probation and he went as hard as possible on the crackarooski.

Aww buddy, no it doesn't make you a bad person. Breaking into over 100 vehicles to steal shit over a few months in the nice area you lived in makes you a bad person.

 

[Zane Flynt]

Bossman has given up. ;-;

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Fun while it lasted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0xUl_VRCmM

 

[IcedBacon]

There has to be more to the story, he must've failed multiple drug tests, and fucked up every opportunity they offered him. It's obvious he's been using for awhile, so maybe PO just got sick of his shit, and RATTED on him?

 

[MadStan]

For many, this is sad news indeed. However, for few (such as microphones and keyboards out there) - there will finally be a reprieve of the violence aimed at them and some justice. We the many mourn the loss of BMJ while the few rejoice.

 

[Captain Dipshit]

Bossman thinks he's still in the clear, he can't find the warrant.

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EDIT: HE FOUND OUT THERE'S A WARRANT OUT FOR HIM

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PRAY FOR HIM GANG WE CANT LET THE RIGGED JUSTICE SYSTEM AND EVIL EDDIE WIN

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

I believe in Bossman. Lowcows have weird luck that comes out in clutch, where normal people would be fucked otherwise with the law. DON'T LET THE RATS DRAG YOU DOWN TO THEIR SEWERS BAWSSSSSSSSSSSMAN JACK!

 

[Bruce Campbell's Chin]

another black man targeted by systemic racism...

 

[TV's Adam West]

Thread theme
Honestly, if this fucks him up big time, what a way for BMJ to be put to pasture. Another victim of the kiwi farms.

https://youtu.be/lmc21V-zBq0

 

[AnOminous]

A site like this having public service announcements is gay.

It's gay but he's just trying to protect his bros and hos.

Still anyone here on this thread is either a gambler, degen, advantage, or otherwise, or isn't, and isn't likely to change to try to be like BMJ.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Bossman has given up. ;-;

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Well no shit he's going to be arrested eventually. He has nowhere to go and since he's officially skipped bail means that he's fair game for bounty hunters. Sooner or later the thread theme will be "Walla Walla" by The Offspring.

 

[Kola]

Anti-terrorists win.

 

[Josh_can_sock_me]

A site like this having public service announcements is gay.

 

[Bloitzhole]