Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Molly Millions]

Just Jessica things

 

[anliteralidiot]

Spoiler: Boglim cake 2

Alright, we got Mango and Peach Body Armor, and Tropical Red Bull (it's not piss I swear).


I made the white cake box mix, and split it by weight, and mixed both in. And I put in food coloring so it's black and green TWU.
Black is the red bull.

Green is the body armor.

Now, you might be asking, "Idiot, what are the chunks?"
Well, I found some fruit snacks.
We've got Sonic and Pokemon fruit snacks.

But there weren't any Sonic heads in the Sonic pack.

So I used a Shadow snack.

Black sonichu.
I cut them up and put them in.
But what the fuck why is my cake brown fuck this doodt!

So I found some...either, like, thick food coloring, or very pigmented icing and put it on the hot cake, hoping it would melt into the crevices. I used green and purple.

So, after I let it sit on the stove for a couple of hours, I came back and iced it, and tried it with my husband (he was excited about this one).

I say it's a 7/10, because it's not astounding, the flavors in the cake aren't distinct, buuuuuut I can taste the fruity flavors of the drinks. And the fruit snacks were also neat flavor nuggets...but they all sank to the bottom of the cake. They got harder, and not meltier.

Husband also says 7/10, and he's eating it, and not just returning it like he did the devil's food with the dew+Beetlejuice apple.

Spoiler: also the fucking food coloring icing stained my fingers

GODDAMNIT

 

[Jobama]

He’s live

https://www.youtube.com/live/uwl5_OIt0Wc?si=mlG-OyAANMJL6nj7

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

His lower teeth are doing surprisingly well.

 

[Slim Boglim]

”I haven’t forgotten about that customer that paid $500 for a custom wand. I’m waiting for my YouTube money to come in before i start working on that.” HAHAHAH

It’s so fucking funny that he just treats it like a donation when people pay him money for a service. That $500 was for you to make and ship the wand, cobies. It’s like when somebody refunded a wand and he couldn’t pay back the refund because it was “out of his budget”

 

[biggacracka]

”I haven’t forgotten about that customer that paid $500 for a custom wand. I’m waiting for my YouTube money to come in before i start working on that.” HAHAHAH

It’s so fucking funny that he just treats it like a donation when people pay him money for a service. That $500 was for you to make and ship the wand, cobies. It’s like when somebody refunded a wand and he couldn’t pay back the refund because it was “out of his budget”

500$ is a donation but begathons bringing in 1$ donations? These are a business exchange
The BOY is wonderfully regarded

 

[Mushroom King]

”I haven’t forgotten about that customer that paid $500 for a custom wand. I’m waiting for my YouTube money to come in before i start working on that.” HAHAHAH

It’s so fucking funny that he just treats it like a donation when people pay him money for a service. That $500 was for you to make and ship the wand, cobies. It’s like when somebody refunded a wand and he couldn’t pay back the refund because it was “out of his budget”

Grimy. And you know the paypig is probably fine with it.

 

[Your Landlord]

Is anybody else seeing this? I'm shocked.

 

[Molly Millions]

Cope stream coming in nicely toobz

It's all the troles, Jessica did nothing, she's crazy but it was all the troles, the troles did it. My mouth is fine, fuck you, you go to the dentist. My mead is fine, fuck you.

 

[Dill]

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

 

[biggacracka]

My mouth is fine

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The facts tend to disagree, but I'm not a dark wizard si wtf do I know

 

[UncleBlazer]

Is anybody else seeing this? I'm shocked.
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Me too! Nearly 7.5k now. I think people are expecting him to talk about all the NAL bullshit from the past few weeks.

 

[Your Landlord]

Me too! Nearly 7.5k now. I think people are expecting him to talk about all the NAL bullshit from the past few weeks.

7.7k now! If I'm not mistaken this is a record; he had 4 or 5k during the first jessica visit stream and I was shocked then. He made like 2 grand that night, hopefully some whales bless our boy tonight.

He even did a half ass chi ball!

Update: 9.2k!

 

[Dill]

SICK ASS CHI BALL

 

[Molly Millions]

"Jessica is not half bad looking.... She has a lot of qualities guys look for."

x100000000

SIMPING HARD FOR JESSICA

 

[Fortyone]

cobra is glazing NAL right now and said she's not ugly, that she would be good for some other guy.

Also he just said "I consider myself a functional alcoholic" lmao

 

[Bogliacci]

"Loose lips sink ships, and she tried to amuse me with her hips and her loose lips-"

Legendary cobraism

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

"I consider myself a high functioning alcoholic" - said the NEET who depends on his dad for everything at age 33.

This is why I love Cobes. We are so back (again).

 

[Bogliacci]

"I consider myself a high functioning alcoholic" - said the NEET who depends on his dad for everything at age 33.

This is why I love Cobes. We are so back (again).

I hope he gets more comfortable walking around again. He's walking to get ciggies, so hopefully... hopefully we get some wild stories of his adventures again.