DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
"Phil, what other hobbies do you have other than video games and mobile games? Like shoot guns or something?"

"Well .. at this point I'm 42 years old I don't know if I'll ever be able to do any more hobbies in my life"
Christ this is sad. But in Phil's defence the majority of adults live like this. It's frightening how content people are not doing anything at all at home. It's why their brains all melt after retiring. Funny that the commenter is implying gaming is a hobby for Phil lmao
 
Christ this is sad. But in Phil's defence the majority of adults live like this. It's frightening how content people are not doing anything at all at home. It's why their brains all melt after retiring. Funny that the commenter is implying gaming is a hobby for Phil lmao
When he said that I thought about my grandparents, like their entire life is hobbies. It's hard for me to think what they do that aren't hobbies. His own dad at the VERY LEAST fishes. He has to know how absurd it is for him to say something like that. Other people don't exist in Philtopia.
 
I know it's been mentioned before, but Jesus Christ, Phil! Seek professional help! I know your "podcast" has turned into a copecast, but Good God! Also, Phil got asked this gem.

Dent in chat: "What are your thoughts on Batman going on the walk of fame?"
Phil: "You mean, the character?"

No, Phil! The person! Seriously, Phil! Get off the internet for awhile. Get a actual job that you have to interact with the public, not your chat. Life is so much more than drinking and gacha. Do streaming part-time and get offline for awhile. Or, don't. It's your life, Phil. Continue being the clown at the circus.
 
Imagine being such a piece of shit that you can't just shout out the artist, you'd rather lie about stealing it and threaten to sue. I hate him so much.
I’ve said this before and I know it’ll come off as A-logging, but I stopped watching him to laugh at a retard a long time ago. Every time I watch a restream, I wait to see his next misfortune or stupid comment that costs him support or money. I can laugh at Boogie, Wings, etc.

But DSP? Dude is just a certified fucking scumbag and he deserves any misfortune he gets. If people get laughs out of his retardation along the way, hey, I’m all for it. But it’s more like…I know too many people who work for their money and earn what they get, as I’m sure many of you do. But I have to listen to this faggot with a false sense of superiority talk about shit like he’s an expert, he’s above everyone, and everyone owes him something, when in reality, you could not find a more talentless, unlikable, lying, ugly motherfucker if you tried. Period. He has no redeeming qualities as a human being.

In hindsight, I guess I CAN laugh because he’ll always find a way to fuck up. It’s the only thing he’s good at: failure.
 
This proves to me Kat doesn't know what Phail does online, or she hates him and doesn't care. No loving wife would allow her husband to continuously make an ass of himself in public.

She isn't suggesting anything about the streams either, because Phail isn't going to take advice from a woman.
Hasn't it been proven somehow that Khet is at least mildly autistic as well? I could be misremembering lore. It would make sense why Phil is doubly sensitive about it
 
With Phil being unable to handle the KC faggots being on adult style vacations these past few days, can you imagine the tailspin he would go into if they came back and immediately told Phil to fuck off and completely washed their hands of him.
They should have stuttering Craig or Ltg on when they get back just to fuck with phil, kind of like how the whole point of bringing phil on in the first place was to fuck with rtu and some of the detractors.
 
They should have stuttering Craig or Ltg on when they get back just to fuck with phil, kind of like how the whole point of bringing phil on in the first place was to fuck with rtu and some of the detractors.
As long as they make sure to read superchats and Phil is not there. The impotent rage at a near repeat of the SS day after stream with LTG thrown in might be enough to get Kat to start her domestic abuser arc as she slugs him right in the face for screaming over Astrid welcoming her to the Dark Brotherhood.
 
Wait, what? I don't remember him ever saying that. Back pain in elementary school?
he was playing football in a car that got into an accident and he had to lift it off himself while burning.
Playing devil's advocate, airbags can burn the shit out of you. Too bad it wasn't a Takata.
Too bad it wasn't a fuel tanker.
Well we know he is reading here because as soon as we were talking about fake tips he chimed in about it not even 24 hours later. He absolutely reads it between breaks too.
I've been telling you guys this for a couple years.
 
Is it me or has he been getting more defensive about everything little thing?
Phil's delusions that he's on a redemption arc and everyone loves him are butting up against the reality that nothing has changed.

Phail is in the same place he was before the KC glazing. Floundering e-beggar harassing an ever-shrinking audience for their disability checks.
 
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