Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[30+GameOvers]

So is he actually offline for real this time? No music playing or anything
Kinda anti-climactic that he came back after 20 minutes only to get felted and quit after 5 minutes of gamba, but completely on-brand.

 

[Elysian]

In a few short years Bossman went from Runescape to Run Escape. Crack sure is wack.

 

[Pitckus]

The king cannot be felted, absolutely unstoppable machine - peak human performance, the US justice system bends to the will of ACP

I AIN’T GOIN BACK TO BROKE AND I’M NEVER GONNA STOP THE PUFFIN
NOT FOR NOTHIN.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

BossmanJack is my favourite Kiwifarms fugitive.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

In a few short years Bossman went from Runescape to Run Escape. Crack sure is wack.

Gamble a couple million away speed run, 100%

 

[Black Yoshi]

So how long until he steals a white bronco and goes down the highway at the speed limit because the cops are too retarded gain on him?

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

BossmanJack is my favourite Kiwifarms fugitive.

Second only to Josh, we all know he will enjoy prison for stalking criminal harassment.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

ON THE RUN BABY LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK YOU SWATTERS I HOPE YOU WAKE UP TO YOUR MOM LITERALLY GETTING FUCKED BY THE BOSSMAN

 

[Burd Turglar]

Probation officers don't really give a shit about dirty piss unless you're on like misdemeanor in some shit hole small town. Felony pigs deal with rapists, murderers and all sorts of horrible shit. This means that they really don't give a shit about some crack head who doesn't leave his room. BMJ will never be put back in the pen unless he does another violent attack. Worst case scenario is some jail time waiting on the court to put him in rehab for a couple months. Stop spazzing you goofy fucks.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

So how long until he steals a white bronco and goes down the highway at the speed limit because the cops are too retarded gain on him?

Chille he ain gwn git no bronco naw. More like dat dere pik up truk all dirty n sheet.

 

[beautiful person]

Bossman lives to gamba another day!

Bless

 

[Anti Alien Alarm]

Does anybody have the MATI clip where Null talks about BMJ for the first time? Need it, for old time's sake.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Does anybody have the MATI clip where Null talks about BMJ for the first time? Need it, for old time's sake.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Keep running Bossman! Don't let all ratatouille rats catch you! Prayge

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

It's been over 7 hours and 30 minutes since Bossman Jack violated his probation
Fun Fact: This song is about Gambling Addiction

 

[Cowboy Christ]

You better stay on the run for a week Austin. I'm getting into the gambling spirit, I've got fifty imaginary bucks riding on this.

Edit: you lost me those fifty bucks but it don't matter no more king, welcome back

 

[joker jimmy]

Feature niggers read the thread challenge (impossible). He’s back.

 

[Signatus]

It'll be interesting to see what null spergs about if BMJ going to be doin' 5-10 in county. I'm sure the people who hate the BMJ content are elated. couldn't be me.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Just won 20 dollars on.a scratch off ticket in honor of Bossman

 

[Signatus]

Just won 20 dollars on.a scratch off ticket in honor of Bossman

I think that's the first time someone got 'winner' and deserved it literally.