DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BrosefJumanji]

I'm writing this post with tears coming down my face... TEARS OF FUCKING LAUGHTER.

Imagine grabbing your velcro wallet your mom hid somewhere and tip a sizeable amount to own da troollz, only to receive this as a response:

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This arc is so fucking amazing. DSP is doing exactly the opposite of what other, normal people would do: instead of being humbled and appreciative, he just takes it up a notch and shows his insatiable greed and utter disdain for people that financially support him, for the whole world to see.

People are literally trolling themselves by throwing money at him. Keep it up, this is amusing as fuck.

$7,200/month before tax.

$7,200 A MONTH BEFORE TAX

Just begging for a cool 93k a year before tax, while having freak outs about people paying money to go to concerts when they could give him money and actually get something for their money.

The combo of how he begs and guilt trips that he will literally not survive without donations, while simultaneously setting the number he needs to $7,200 a month should be enough for any normal person to respond Righhhttttt and I need a private jet, get fucked but not the dents. Like who the fuck are these people?

Oh right...

 

[myone]

while simultaneously setting the number he needs to $7,200 a month should be enough for any normal person to respond Righhhttttt and I need a private jet, get fucked but not the dents. Like who the fuck are these people?

Don't forget, this doesn't include memberships, ad-revenue, or superchats.

 

[We Are The Witches]

If I had to summarise why DSP is so infamous is that he is the emobidiment to an eternal philosophical question : "Why good things happen to bad people?"

DSP is just a random loser all things considered, but I think he is so fascinating to discuss because he is a reflection of how unfair the world can be.

I don't think so, there are far worse examples out there, outrageous ones.

DSP at this point is just getting money from retards, he's the embodiment of donating-to-streamers-retarded-culture, kind of like an e-thot, but in reverse.

Specially when he was doing the vest thing, the reverse thot, you pay me so that I can put on clothes.

 

[Grease Fountain]

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

Well, Phil might have finally reached the e-thot adjacent angle he always wanted, but at least he isnt at the point of doing absolutely nothing other than standing still, tits out, and secondary ass cheeks camera on. ...Yet.

 

[Near]

$7,200/month before tax.

$7,200 A MONTH BEFORE TAX

Just begging for a cool 93k a year before tax, while having freak outs about people paying money to go to concerts when they could give him money and actually get something for their money.

The combo of how he begs and guilt trips that he will literally not survive without donations, while simultaneously setting the number he needs to $7,200 a month should be enough for any normal person to respond Righhhttttt and I need a private jet, get fucked but not the dents. Like who the fuck are these people?

Oh right...
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Homie needs at the very least a wagyu steak a day to survive. He will thoroughly explain this to you in his 1.5h prestream.

Don't forget to put school supplies on a tax write off so he gets more.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

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I fucking hate him so much.

 

[DerelictOnion]

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Man, thanks for reminding me that he is soiling one of my favorite franchises.

 

[Coke Zero]

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I'm not going to click on a dsp video but I'm sure he has a coherent explanation for why the parasocial relationship he has with his own simps is totally different.

 

[PieceofShet]

I'm not going to click on a dsp video but I'm sure he has a coherent explanation for why the parasocial relationship he has with his own simps is totally different.

His simps dont wanna fuck DSP (maybe only one or two).

 

[Balr0g]

I'm not going to click on a dsp video but I'm sure he has a coherent explanation for why the parasocial relationship he has with his own simps is totally different.

He has a community. She only has simps who lust after her body. Sound good? *snort* Now tip me to felt the detractors!

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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Every time he puts 'felts/felting" in his video titles, I keep interpreting it as him groping someone and that's despite understanding the meaning of the word. I don't know if my mind is in the gutter or I'm just weirded out over his fixation on the word.

 

[Very Honest Content]

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Mega udder-ed cow crossover. kingcobraJFS might be in on it next.

 

[BrosefJumanji]

I'm not going to click on a dsp video but I'm sure he has a coherent explanation for why the parasocial relationship he has with his own simps is totally different.

It went something like you know she isn't going to be your gf right? and she already has $60 million dollars so why are you giving her money instead of someone who needs it like me, and you actually get something when you give me money

I get why he never leaves the condo, not only is his face incredibly punchable but he is constantly asking for it.

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

Well, Phil might have finally reached the e-thot adjacent angle he always wanted, but at least he isnt at the point of doing absolutely nothing other than standing still, tits out, and secondary ass cheeks camera on. ...Yet.

We are almost to the era where we have a thumbnail with an 4K upscaled Phil face doing that open mouth shock, with explosions and fire behind him. I’m waiting for that.

 

[Lazycunt]

His simps dont wanna fuck DSP (maybe only one or two).

You are forgetting about the one that probably also wants to wear Phil's skin

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

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I’m starting to doubt that Phil is gay. Looks more and more like asexual or incel.

 

[myone]

I’m starting to doubt that Phil is gay. Looks more and more like asexual or incel.

Dude has been chasing Tyrone's BBC for multiple weeks in a row and you choose this moment to doubt his faggotry? He's so thirsty, he even started calf-posting...

 

[DerelictOnion]

Dude has been chasing Tyrone's BBC for multiple weeks in a row and you choose this moment to doubt his faggotry? He's so thirsty, he even started calf-posting...

Plus he might be into rough hatefuck. This is why he is trying his hardest to piss LTG off. He doesn't just want the BBC inside him but also to get that ass smacked while being called subhuman trash like the heel he is.

 

[BrosefJumanji]

Dude has been chasing Tyrone's BBC for multiple weeks in a row and you choose this moment to doubt his faggotry? He's so thirsty, he even started calf-posting...

LTG previously told him to work on his sexy and get back to him, and then when he starts "beef" with him it coincides with showing off his sweet, sweet calves. Coincidence?

Plus he might be into rough hatefuck. This is why he is trying his hardest to piss LTG off. He doesn't just want the BBC inside him but also to get that ass smacked while being called subhuman trash like the heel he is.

First thought is it's the 'tism and him thinking WWE is real life, and if you talk shit on some big jacked dude he will pin you to the ground in front of 10k people.

But you may be right, he is actually coming across like a trashy woman trying to piss a dude off so he smacks her around and hate fucks her. Maybe a bit of both.