Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[John Andrews Stan]

Interesting take from an airbnb owner.

Be careful: Null sperged when I said ITT that it would be unfortunate if one of Pat’s AirBNB renters brought a box of termites along for their stay.

 

[NaggotFigger]

This is why your life is already over, stalker child. Enjoy prison.

They are not bedbugs. The bed is made of bugs.

The bed is full of fleas, not bugs, stalker child. The FBI knows all about beds. Wait for the knock.

 

[AprilRains]

Be careful: Null sperged when I said ITT that it would be unfortunate if one of Pat’s AirBNB renters brought a box of termites along for their stay.

But when Fatrick does it to himself, it's not a problem for us.

 

[Maude Snew]

But when Fatrick does it to himself, it's not a problem for us.

Much like when he vandalized his own shit or swaTTed himself, yes. Too bad he's too busy melting down these days to do fun shit like pretending to get his chairs stolen anymore.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Doubt piggy could swim with that PE grade of 0.25

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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Doubt piggy could swim with that PE grade of 0.25

You don't need to swim if you can run along the bottom of the lake like a hippo

 

[moocow]

Rick has a sign that says “Prison” on the inside of his front door - we are ALL in prison and only he is .

He would rip off Douglas Adams (with his joke in the HHGTTG series about a guy who labeled the front entry of his house with a sign reading "Asylum Exit," decorated the interior like the outside of a hospital building and declared his home the "outside of the asylum") wouldn't he?

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

They call him the Pig of Kyiv, you know why? He can effectively stop any Russian tank with just a water balloon filled with $1 of paint. I bet you didn't know that, little one.

 

[Cactuar King]

What a fucking DUNCE

Also: Bed bugs are perfectly fine for a modern establishment, child.
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Jesus Christ, Rick really is a real life Garth Marenghi, its absurd.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

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Doubt piggy could swim with that PE grade of 0.25

lol one of the last times he posted a picture bragging about a weekday at the beach I’m pretty sure I saw one of the pests post an article on owen about the water being closed because of waste or some other type of filth while I was lurking. Kinda poetic in comparison with his life. You can be an unemployed semi traveled bum leeching off of your wife, but you don’t get any human connection to enjoy the opportunity day to day. Instead you get to post about your leisure to nameless, faceless strangers and hope you can convince them to experience a twinge of jealousy. Maybe they’ll think “wow that Patrick S. Tomlinson sure is successful, he gets to day drink at the beach on a Wednesday!” But the water is closed cause of bacteria from human waste and Pat is that one regular that all service industry workers know well, the guy who acts like he owns the place and runs off the cool regulars at the bar.

 

[Harry Angel]

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All of us combined have made roughly a third of the posts he himself has made just in this context, yet the people here have shown infinitely more creativity and joy than he ever has in his entire life. Really makes you think unless you're Fat Rick himself who will tell you that's not how thinking works, child. Also if all the posters in this thread were somehow merged in a weird sci-fi thing that mass would still not even register compared to his truly gargantuan and fat carcass. FAT.

Million hours in MSPaint, because I was bored:

 

[Judge Holden]

Fuck my ass I just started work and saw this and now I am laughing my fucking ass off in a conference call.


Pig man gets it lightly hinted to him by Fatjeeta to stop feeding the troll, and responds with what may be one of his finest oinks in recent memory

We tried that. He reacts to it by committing an ever escalating series of violent felonies against our family, friends, city, state, and eventually country.

Calling pat a fat faggot (with bitch tits) is officially a matter of national security in pig lore.

Also THE INTERNET IS REAL LIFE STALKER

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Fuck my ass I just started work and saw this and now I am laughing my fucking ass off in a conference call.
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"Which is why he's being stopped instead."

Aren't you currently in a legal dispute with the people tasked with this and zero legal disputes with "him"?

 

[Huddy Ledbetter]

One of my favorite Rick copes is "this is their entire life. They have nothing else." The projection is truly amazing. Even the funsters who directly interact with him on a daily basis have jobs (which Rick doesn't) and families (which Rick doesn't) and occasionally leave their houses for something other than taking pictures to post on twitter (which... you get the idea). And the other 99% of us who just observe only think about Rick when we're online and have time to kill and want a quick laugh. On the other hand, this is what Rick spends every waking moment of his life doing. He basically only exists for our amusement at this point.

 

[Chris Konon]

"Which is why he's being stopped instead."

Aren't you currently in a legal dispute with the people tasked with this and zero legal disputes with "him"?

That's baffling to me. I thought that he uses his "enjoy prison" phrase out of habit, but in those screenshots, he seems to genuinely think that these aren't empty threats, even after 6 years of cyber stalking cult harassment and no convictions.

 

[Cactuar King]

One of my favorite Rick copes is "this is their entire life. They have nothing else." The projection is truly amazing. Even the funsters who directly interact with him on a daily basis have jobs (which Rick doesn't) and families (which Rick doesn't) and occasionally leave their houses for something other than taking pictures to post on twitter (which... you get the idea). And the other 99% of us who just observe only think about Rick when we're online and have time to kill and want a quick laugh. On the other hand, this is what Rick spends every waking moment of his life doing. He basically only exists for our amusement at this point.

Literally Rick.

Dance, monkey!

 

[Judge Holden]

One of my favorite Rick copes is "this is their entire life. They have nothing else." The projection is truly amazing. Even the funsters who directly interact with him on a daily basis have jobs (which Rick doesn't) and families (which Rick doesn't) and occasionally leave their houses for something other than taking pictures to post on twitter (which... you get the idea). And the other 99% of us who just observe only think about Rick when we're online and have time to kill and want a quick laugh. On the other hand, this is what Rick spends every waking moment of his life doing. He basically only exists for our amusement at this point.

Remember his obsessive need to pretend that there is only like 5 or 6 patposters on the planet. Likely due to middle school trauma piggy utterly refuses to acknowledge the fact he is the laughing stock of literal thousands who regularly/semi-regularly check in to places like Kiwifarms or ONA or various youtube channels to catch up on his latest idiocy

 

[Roland TB-303]

Fuck my ass I just started work and saw this and now I am laughing my fucking ass off in a conference call.
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Pig man gets it lightly hinted to him by Fatjeeta to stop feeding the troll, and responds with what may be one of his finest oinks in recent memory


Calling pat a fat faggot (with bitch tits) is officially a matter of national security in pig lore.

Also THE INTERNET IS REAL LIFE STALKER
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Maybe we should try and stop replying says the two retards who continue replying 10 more times.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Spoiler: Ragepigging

Kyle is the current MVP troll that has farted in Niki’s vagina. It was funny to see Piggertits repeating the same thing and refuse to listen to Fatjeeta and anyone else about not feeding on the trolls. Rick’s piggy instincts would never let the troll-feeding frenzy stop, little baby child

 

[Judge Holden]

Pig man is now an expert in *shakes magic 8 ball* Christianity!