Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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clocked and laughed at

im so over it all

group of men came into my job , looked at me funny and then one said "can i speak to x person" at which point i asked his name and then i heard "HAAHHAA wtf i thought that was a girl" my coworker says that she would deal w them and then i turn back to do my work while being fairly upset

then while they were leaving one guy looked at me, laughed, and then said "cheers big man" and gave me a thumbs up

i hate everything and i have noone but myself to blame bc its just voice training
 
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Syikeblade said:
I just realized why it seems ftm write in a obviously feminine way.
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Yeah and I just realised why painting something green makes it look green.

The "F" in FTM stands for "female". It hasn't exactly been a mystery up until this point why they all write in such an unambiguously feminine way.
 
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It makes me laugh how FtMs are always not just female, but the very worst of dumb and pathetic girls. I don’t mean the ‘bimbo slut’ of tranny dreams, I mean the probably quite basically intelligent girl who is so fucking obsessed with (fan) fiction, computer game and anime characters, pop stars or actors that they actually try to become them. Add in how they use emotional blackmail to the max, self-harming, claiming “disabilities” that they don’t have, and having big manly crying fits every time the slightest thing doesn’t go to plan.

Do any normal young women cry so much? I don’t remember crying more than a couple of times in my mid to late teens. Temper tantrums like storming out were things toddlers did and you’d have been laughed out of any friend group if you did that dumb shit. No-one needs that drama around. I’ve seen a whole bunch of female friend groups from a variety of backgrounds, some very traditionally girly, and no-one acted like these pooners do. It’s just part of the fashion, isn’t it? Being fucking useless and so invested in fictional characters that nothing else matters?

As for trannies wanting periods, they just want what they can’t have. Like rape crisis centres, women’s sports, lesbian bars, that sort of shit - if they can’t get what they want they go on a tranpage. They can never physically get periods, so they go fucking nuts when anyone suggested their imaginary PMT and period symptoms are fake. As they’re big, aggressive, unhinged men, everyone just quietly lets them say whatever they want without challenging them, in case you get trannyraged at. That’s why they’re so aggressive about the periods thing - they know they’ll never have them, no matter what they do or say. Likewise childbirth. Nature is the only TERF that never gives in to blackmail.

It’s unhinged gobshites all the way down. We really need to stop being so polite to these raging wazzocks.
 
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Fapcop said:
POONER IDENTITY CRISIS!
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I would never admit it to another soul because I wouldn't want to prove anyone right.
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This line of thinking is what makes me believe that most transpeople are transitioning, not because they want to, but because they have to. They always make some big stink show when they "come out" because they are now "their true selves" and once you destroy your body over it, backtracking would not only be insanely embarrassing but a complete waste of time.
>being a man is being the ALPHA and KING of your kingdom, bro and protecting and providing for your queen!
LMAO okay. But why couldn't you be alpha wolf king as a woman? Nothing was stopping you from being your butchest self.
 
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BIRD ALERT! BIRD ALERT!


My man Bird (Formerly known as Azlan T Bird) is having problems and needs our help!

What’s the matter? In no short order:

LANDLORD: EVICTION!
CAT: TAZED!
BRAIN: BROKEN!
BODY: BREAKING DOWN!
TRANSPHOBES: HUNTING HER DOWN!
FAITH IN HUMANITY: LOST!

And much more!

Bird also found a variation on his spine (?!?) but CANT AFFORD THE SCANS TO INVESTIGATE FURTHER!!! Please help Kiwi Bro’s! Last time, guaranteed!
 
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glitterglue said:
At r/mtf they post about having periods all the time. And listing all the pms symptoms, even though most women have like 1 or 2.
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Women are practically not allowed to talk about periods without being called exclusionary and bigots because not centering troons for one second is literal violence; meanwhile, troons have managed to convince both themselves and their handmaidens that they experience totally real periods.

UselessRubberKeyboard said:
It makes me laugh how FtMs are always not just female, but the very worst of dumb and pathetic girls. I don’t mean the ‘bimbo slut’ of tranny dreams, I mean the probably quite basically intelligent girl who is so fucking obsessed with (fan) fiction, computer game and anime characters, pop stars or actors that they actually try to become them. Add in how they use emotional blackmail to the max, self-harming, claiming “disabilities” that they don’t have, and having big manly crying fits every time the slightest thing doesn’t go to plan.
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Right? So many of them seem just incredibly emotionally immature. They don't really want to be treated like men - they don't want to be treated like adults at all. I genuinely get the impression that quite a few of them choose to transition in a very misguided attempt to postpone adulthood in order to avoid the expectation of having to behave like a responsible grownup.
 
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Neko GF said:
A better picture of his grotsque man-face:
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As everyone can see, he is not a "cute goth girl UWU" and is instead, a very obvious male. So much so that not even a jeet would show any interest in him.
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Some of them like to get fat in order to pass and they do better imo because fatness just tends to equalize features; others lose weight, but the skeletons always look so male lol since all their features become even more prominent.
 
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Barr2011 said:
They should stick to gay and bi men.
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They absolutely should. They think their biology is none of their partner's business, but their partner's orientation is honestly none of their business. They don't need to know whether their partner thinks of them as a man in a dress or a "real woman".

But that wouldn't be affirming to their narcissism.
 
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