The first one was mostly the work of the other dude, the guy who had nothing to do with the second one, the failure. Good old Anisa, she always thinks she can do anything, without any work or practice.
Waffle House Bum Fights sounds infinitely more entertaining than whatever faggots they trot out to slap fight
They also wouldn’t do it because it would piss off the remaining audience Ian has who consider Sam an evil Nazi.
They never sound confident about anything.
They should get Noah Samsen, he’s a breadtuber who is genuinely very stupid (I don’t even say that because i disagree with him, he just talks and acts like an meat head who’s an ideologue for vaguely defined progressivism who takes way too much lithium). He used to be a football player in high school and he has bipolar disorder (and also likely CTE). One bad hit in a boxing match might make him go full leftie Antonio Brown. That would be more entertaining than anything Ian’s put out in the last few years.
This is exactly why he'll fight though. Not as a guaranteed loss or anything planned like that, just, he doesn't care anymore. He's gone from whatever he was, to a being of absolutely no ego or incentive, its like his souls died or some shit. He doesn't give a fuck if he wins or loses because he doesn't really seem to care how he's seen or perceived, unless Anisa tells him to care about a particular perception or sight. And Anisa seems to enjoy emasculating Ian, so she's not gonna care if he loses.
I think I know what you mean. Like, telling his wife, "No, I will not step into the ring and get brain damage," would require some level of fight in him as well, and he just doesn't have it.
"Beating minorities is free. I have beaten 538 minorities"
CC2 already had this. Fuck, even CC1 had this. Dr Mike was the most relevant name they've ever pulled and they burnt that bridge for the pettiest of reasons. Aside from him, and the people you watched in 2012 (Arin Hanson and Harley) can you even remember who else was there?
Is Han really controlling the Maximum Damage channel as well? So she jannies everything to do with iDubbbz with an iron fist, to the point of angrily defending him over innocent questions, even though he's likely never going to see it. Practically revolves her whole life around the guy, but WE'RE the parasocial weirdos? Fuck off.
This always happens on Kitchen Nightmares and then Ramsay goes "oh my gawd" and rubs his face at the poor business acumen.
Sam has also said he would box again if he got paid a million dollars after taxes, which you know... CC can totally afford it.
the thing that seriously angers me about the dr. mike situation is how much of bitter losers anisa and ian acted after the fact. i've said this before in this thread, but i seriously don't fucking get how anyone in ian's corner thought he had a winning shot.
I hope that Hasan, Frogan, and Denims are thrown into the ring for CC3. They could form an unstoppable Arab tag team, fueled by pure retard energy and Palestinian tears.
Admit it, you're fucking Anisa!I have an unnamed source that has confirmed to me, in confidence, that the next project, the next BANGER ian has been SO hard at work on is in fact, SAVE THE CHIPMUNKS INITIATIVE. Contain your enthusiasm ladies and gentlemen, I do not want to get my source on the inside in any trouble.
Who isn't?
