Since someone drove her fat ass to Wisconsin she might have taken twonks with her and left the cats behind hoping someone would take care of them. Who knows, she doesn't give two flying fucks about her animals.
There is no doubt that Amber would move right away even if she has knows Emily, aka Tommy ,for so little time. She would also marry her in no time. Amber is not that difficult. She just want someone to take care of her like a 6 year old.
Let's be real, she doesn't need a jacket. She got enough blubber to survive naked in Antarctica.
what an awful day to have eyes
Watching fat Al's bloated puffy toddler hand reach out for her feeder's grasp amused me. Especially since Big Al is clearly lagging behind, desperately waddling to keep up.
"Waking up to her hands on my skin..."
this is great shes so deluded letsss gooo, the new arc is officially on! Finally... also the new poll should be how long it will take for them to permanently move in together. Will the uhaul lesbians strike again?1
Since when has that ever stopped her? What's Emily gonna do, physically roll her out the door?
Well her brain and personality is emotionally and intellectually stunted at 15/16 so it checks out.
now when I see slommy call AL "baby" I'll imagine all she sees AL as is a useless, needy baby that's helpless and she needs to wipe her ass.
True, but in the past, Amber was the one doing the manipulation. She did not want Becky to work and asked her to quit so that she would be with her all the time. With Destiny, she went with her to her job at the old folks home even if she did not work there. Amber is possessive, jealous and suspicious of her girlfriends. However, Emily works outside the home, unlike Jade, she likely has friends that she with keep up with, and sleep at night and is awake during the day. She is unlikely to want to be on facetime all the time, or having a tracker on her phone. Amber will be alone in the house for hours.
They're both going to be absolutely miserable, Amber because she can't control her newest wiper to her chosen extent and Emily because Amber is going to just take SO long to finally die of ham lodged in her left ventricle.
I love this so much. It makes sense that instead of referring to 500 pounds, we call it an Amberlynn. I've spent four long, torturous years visualizing her. It actually makes it easier to comprehend other animal sizes. A bull sea lion weighs three Amberlynns; a great white shark can weigh up to 10 Amberlynns; a newborn Asian elephant weighs 1/2 an Amberlynn.
