Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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If you think SJW jokes are funny, then you have the object permanence of an infant, according to Alyssa Mercante.
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Meanwhile she's posting pointless selfies like her new shirt.
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The classic "anti SJWs have only one joke". It doesn't mean much coming from the side that has no jokes because all jokes are offensive.

 

[Marche]

If you think SJW jokes are funny, then you have the object permanence of an infant, according to Alyssa Mercante.
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Meanwhile she's posting pointless selfies like her new shirt.
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You dont need new jokes if the exact same people are still getting mad at the most simple ones.
They still get butthurt over the attack helicopter in the same way they still call pewdiepie a nazi for doing these jokes 10 years ago.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Now that you mention this, I'm kinda wondering how they really feel about their daughter right now.

You'd think they'd do everything in their power to bury any bad-publicity she's gotten. or have they come to that point where they've completely given up on her and act like she's not part of the family anymore?

I don't think they're powerful or savvy enough to try and bury publicity or whatever. They're no intelligence professional like Bella Janke's dad. They were just rank and file cops, now retired and puttering around doing Long Island stuff. For example, I saw in an old tweet that Alyssa's dad works security at a private high school nowadays.



Alyssa says they have a good relationship, they're also apparently all still on a family cell phone plan, or at least were as of 2023. I guess they just put up with her for the sake of keeping the family together. Also, they are Long Island Italian-Americans, an inherently trashy people, so.

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On the other hand, in some other tweets Alyssa makes it sound like they have a really weird relationship. And by weird I mean it's fucking weird to me that Alyssa has no sense of shame when she knows her dad reads her tweets and then goes sorry dad tee hee. That is mindbogglingly embarrassing behavior to me, I would neck before I talked about hatefucking in front of my dad. But I guess that's the Jerkop Daddy Issues Blues for ya.






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Also, I can't think of how a sheer dress would make underwear not an option? They make seamless skin toned underwear. Excuse me but this bitch is going commando, leaking butt germs everywhere, and that is unsanitary.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

"OMG cops protected the subway from crime! Cops bad!"
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Who's taking photos of her?
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Enhance...



Enhance...



Yup even people that have only met this cunt for a handful of seconds hate her.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I don't think they're powerful or savvy enough to try and bury publicity or whatever. They're no intelligence professional like Bella Janke's dad. They were just rank and file cops, now retired and puttering around doing Long Island stuff. For example, I saw in an old tweet that Alyssa's dad works security at a private high school nowadays.

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Alyssa says they have a good relationship, they're also apparently all still on a family cell phone plan, or at least were as of 2023. I guess they just put up with her for the sake of keeping the family together. Also, they are Long Island Italian-Americans, an inherently trashy people, so.
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On the other hand, in some other tweets Alyssa makes it sound like they have a really weird relationship. And by weird I mean it's fucking weird to me that Alyssa has no sense of shame when she knows her dad reads her tweets and then goes sorry dad tee hee. That is mindbogglingly embarrassing behavior to me, I would neck before I talked about hatefucking in front of my dad. But I guess that's the Jerkop Daddy Issues Blues for ya.


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Also, I can't think of how a sheer dress would make underwear not an option? They make seamless skin toned underwear. Excuse me but this bitch is going commando, leaking butt germs everywhere, and that is unsanitary.

I'm sorry, did I just read a woman in her 30s bragging that not only does daddy still pay her bills, she routinely exceeds her data cap to arbitrarily punish him for not being more generous?
Woman of the people, so in touch with the current issues.

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

re: alyssa talking about how chuds are still making old ass rainbow-hair SJW jokes and attack helicopter jokes

Nu-atheists still making old ass "invisible sky daddy" and "flying spaghetti monster" jokes

re: alyssa talking about how right-wingers need new material

Why do right-wingers need new material when the current material still hits home and the intended audience (mentally ill rainbow-hair freaks) still gets offended by them (because every good joke is based in reality)?

re: alyssa hates masculine handsome nerds like Henry Caville but still want to fuck him.

Of course you (and other women) want to fuck him, that is news to nobody.

What would be news if you let yourself get fucked by a bald, bearded, skinny soyboy male feminist. That's the modern day man that your ideology wants to create. So go fuck a soyboy, faggot, and leave Henry Caville alone. He deserves a better breed of woman.

Or you can remain a female simp and keep @ing at Hasan Piker. Maybe he'll stop fucking his porn star groupies long enough to notice your post.

re: alyssa's parents are or used to be police

All Cops Are Bastards and the daughters of cops are Bastard Children

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Let's see how she's doing at Kotaku.

 

[Drama Trauma]

I don't think they're powerful or savvy enough to try and bury publicity or whatever. They're no intelligence professional like Bella Janke's dad. They were just rank and file cops, now retired and puttering around doing Long Island stuff. For example, I saw in an old tweet that Alyssa's dad works security at a private high school nowadays.

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Alyssa says they have a good relationship, they're also apparently all still on a family cell phone plan, or at least were as of 2023. I guess they just put up with her for the sake of keeping the family together. Also, they are Long Island Italian-Americans, an inherently trashy people, so.
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On the other hand, in some other tweets Alyssa makes it sound like they have a really weird relationship. And by weird I mean it's fucking weird to me that Alyssa has no sense of shame when she knows her dad reads her tweets and then goes sorry dad tee hee. That is mindbogglingly embarrassing behavior to me, I would neck before I talked about hatefucking in front of my dad. But I guess that's the Jerkop Daddy Issues Blues for ya.


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Also, I can't think of how a sheer dress would make underwear not an option? They make seamless skin toned underwear. Excuse me but this bitch is going commando, leaking butt germs everywhere, and that is unsanitary.

I don't think her father lives anymore, otherwise this tatto on her wrist would be quite morbid:

 

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I don't think her father lives anymore, otherwise this tatto on her wrist would be quite morbid:
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That tattoo is so bad, does it say "Ciao" on a thombstone or is it "Dad" on a pacman ghost. Who knows.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

That tattoo is so bad, does it say "Ciao" on a thombstone or is it "Dad" on a pacman ghost. Who knows.

The former. There's a small amount of space between the first two letters.

 

[Drama Trauma]

That tattoo is so bad, does it say "Ciao" on a thombstone or is it "Dad" on a pacman ghost. Who knows.

The former. There's a small amount of space between the first two letters.

It seems for a closer look you are both right, it's a terrible tattoo that says CIAO, but it looks like a tombstone. What the hell she meant by with that?

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Her Lady Gaga drag is literally gaga.


Stalking Grummz (Mark Kern) as usual.


"Check out Ethan Gach's hit clickbait piece on why the CEO is a very bad man for leaving a nice comment on Asmongold's channel!"

 

[ChromaQuack]

The classic "anti SJWs have only one joke". It doesn't mean much coming from the side that has no jokes because all jokes are offensive.

Whatever do you mean, Alyssa has one great joke under her arsenal.

It's called 'Her Career'.

 

[Princess Squish'ems]

Her Lady Gaga drag is literally gaga.
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I know she's retarded but she does know that dressing as someone you're the same gender as isn't drag, right? She's not that fucking brain damaged, right?

 

[Old Tonto]

I've never seen a woman wearing so much stupid accessories at once, the only person who did this is Chris Chan who is a trans. (A)
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Well, little not-so secret for ya. Some of your standard issue, trash-bag broads wear an abundance of finger jewelry as displayed here because knuckle-dusters are not exactly legal in imbroglios, whereas it can be argued that one did not have the time/forethought to remove aforementioned adornment. You can usually tell that is the purpose of such by the cheap, protrusive choices of jewelry made by the slattern in question.

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That was her? We only got her to leave after turning the hose on her....

As of 9/3/24 we have confirmation that Alyssa Mercante's fiancee Patrick has CUT THE MULLET.

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Looks like he shoud've started under the chin. Real close to the shoulders-like.

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What in the WORLD is this hairline???

Retreat at Lancaster?

Her Lady Gaga drag is literally gaga.
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I know she's retarded but she does know that dressing as someone you're the same gender as isn't drag, right? She's not that fucking brain damaged, right?

TBF, the term 'drag' is more a theatrical term/slang for 'costume', as I've heard Carol Burnett refer to it as such on her show when someone in the audience asked her to do Shirley Temple, and she replied that it wasn't as funny if she wasn't "all dragged up", but sang Good Ship Lollipop for them anyway. It refers specifically to an exaggeration of femininity/masculinity for humorous intent, generally played by the opposite gender for extra laughs, but over the top examples of the same gender have existed, such as Mae West. That said, I immensely doubt Mercante is aware of such minutiae and is instead portraying Gaga as a nod to her alleged 'butch' leanings on the rugmuncher spectrum.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Hey @Charnel Ground who's Gina Mercante? And what's a Gina Mercante Gaffe?


How she prepares for TwitchCon 2024. Wearing all black like an emo.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

who's Gina Mercante?

Most likely GinaMarie, her mother (it's in the OP)

 

[Charnel Ground]

Hey @Charnel Ground who's Gina Mercante? And what's a Gina Mercante Gaffe?
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How she prepares for TwitchCon 2024. Wearing all black like an emo.
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Yeah Gina is her mom, Ginamarie. I guess the gaffe is that her mom spelled Shrek as "Sherk."

I'm quite looking forward to drunk and desperate dispatches from TwitchCon.

Edit to add her most recent tweet:

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[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

I've never seen a woman wearing so much stupid accessories at once, the only person who did this is Chris Chan who is a trans. (A)
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She's going for the pikey fortune teller look.....

 

[Charnel Ground]

In preparation for her going a-stalking at Twitchcon, here's a roundup of some turkroach thirst. Alyssa has tweeted at or about Hasan 30+ times since 2020 in various degrees of creepiness and social climbing. Please note that she started dating her fiancee Patrick in 2018, got serious in 2020, and got engaged in 2023.


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Spoiler: dump of a bunch moar

We have arrived.


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