Tattoos [12/12/16] Phil Posts a Tattoo Retrospective - A Chronicle of Regrets

[Positron]

He wants his fat dumb face to become a "meme"

And he goes on to show us his decaying, tattooed flesh:

Spoiler: From 'DeLici's Textbook of Forensic Pathology'

"Fun Fact. First tattoo I got was in 2012"

"Second Tattoo. 2013 vs 2016

"My Right arm, January 2014 VS December 2016"

"Left - My Right Arm...
2006-2013 (photo taken January 2014)
Right two - My Right Arm: November 2014 and December 2016 (tonight)"

"October 2015"

"May-November 2015"

"Late June 2015"

"January 2016"

"March vs June 2015"

"Initial lineart March 2015 (coloring done in May 2015)"

"June 2015 addition"

 

[LD 3187]

Phil must be one of the few people alive that were better as a weeaboo.

 

[Ntwadumela]

All those tattoos basically make him easy to identify IRL

 

[BILLY MAYS]

"I still do have a leaf village headband"

So much for being triggered by anime Phil

 

[moorhen]

All those tattoos basically make him easy to identify IRL

The lumbering mass and vacant stare also do that

 

[Lurkette]

jesus christ i never realized this but those genuinely look like crayon scribbles

 

[millais]

Well, it's good that he didn't refer to Sonju by name. Phil's tattoos are the last thing the poor guy needs being pasted up on the internet for everyone to see; it'll drive people away from his business!

 

[AnOminous]

He wants his fat dumb face to become a "meme"

He looks dumber, fatter, and somehow more smug despite now being an obvious mental defective just looking at him.

And he picked these pictures himself.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Spoiler: I'm calling this, this will happen sooner or later

 

[Spudnik]

Credit where it is due, it takes an awful lot of work to make being a Naru-Tard your lifes apex.

 

[Giraff3]

His skin is layered in dirt and dead skin. It's also really dry. Symptom number 984923 of Phil having the Beetus.

 

[admiral]

I mean the tattoos look kind of okay if you squint. And are colourblind.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I have never seen such a dedicated investment in failure.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

I never realized that Phil got all of his tattoos so recently. There was such a sheer amount that I figured that they had to be started at least 6 years ago. But of course, this is Phil so tattoos > food.

 

[An Ghost]

Thanks for doing our job a second time Phil.
Another look into the past post, another 10 years retrospective. I really think Phil is worried about something soon and maybe realizing that this life isn't for him.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

His tattoos are a walking billboard of smugness about bad decisions and anyone with half a brain can see it from across the street. Admittedly, this is the first time I've seen any detail of his tattoos and they're everything I expected.

>"Houseless" for 5 years but invested at least $2000 in tattoos during that time, probably more. This should infuriate anyone who's tried to help him with money in the past.

>Most people who get tattoos on this scale, those beyond a novelty drunk night out "Heart" on their ass, do so to chronicle events in their life or various themes surrounding their persona. Phil does this, but in the most autistic way possible and fails miserably at it.

>For all that fleshy real estate, he just repeats the same tattoos on different parts of his body over and over again. (Bikes, Trans symbols...) So a lot of it isn't even unique or expressing a different concept or idea. Just the same iconography over and over again because the multiple trans symbols on his arms weren't enough, he needed to get one on his fucking neck too in case someone didn't get it the first few times.

>I also doubt he can even read the Spanish he has scrawled on his body and probably begged someone to translate and spell it for him.

>No forethought to any of the tattoo layout. It's all spur of the moment ideas he fixated on then begged for money, picked a patch of flabby meat not colored yet and said "here".

>He's fucking ugly and probably will never realize that all these tattoos don't make him interesting, just exceptional.

Hate to keep banging on the same point, but I can't understand how anyone can hand him cash anymore who pays attention to his decisions. He's the living embodiment of social welfare abuse.

 

[Splendid]

Phil could have just posted the shotty automatic Facebook retrospective, half of it would have been about tattoos anyway.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Curious how he only has parts of his body tattooed that are mostly visible. An armchair psychologist type might suspect his tattooing has less to do with body art and personal meaning than it does a flashing neon sign saying NOTICE ME. He never has gotten over his sped(dier) brother getting all the attention, has he?

 

[Dr.Research]

It's great that Phil can't tell the difference between quality in ink. The lines looks like shit and are more like someone took a fine tip Sharpie to his skin. There's almost zero shading. And yes, that can be a personal preference, but good shading would give the designs some depth and take away from the lines a bit.

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Curious how he only has parts of his body tattooed that are mostly visible. An armchair psychologist type might suspect his tattooing has less to do with body art and personal meaning than it does a flashing neon sign saying NOTICE ME. He never has gotten over his sped(dier) brother getting all the attention, has he?

A little of that, and I think some of him not having the capacity to think ahead. The people I know who have full tattoos like sleeves, on their hands or what-have-you do things more in line with manual labor or construction. Which is totally fine, but Phil would probably shit all his organs out if he actually had to do any semblance of manual labor. The WaWa was too much for him, after all. Nametag or no nametag.

He put his flimsy identity before practicality. Making sure everyone knows your a trans woman who hates the cishets is more important than being able to blend in slightly and get a job. So now he has a perma-excuse to why he can't work. Da evol strayts won't let her be her!!!1

 

[Ravenor]

Curious how he only has parts of his body tattooed that are mostly visible. An armchair psychologist type might suspect his tattooing has less to do with body art and personal meaning than it does a flashing neon sign saying NOTICE ME.

They are little more than the badges he has pinned everywhere, it's not to really represent anything it's him trying to make it clear who he wants you to think he is, he does have a few non-visible ones like "GET CONCENT" inked onto his right flank but they are minor ones he doesn't really give a thought about.

He never has gotten over his sped(dier) brother getting all the attention, has he?

Not in the slightest, Phil fears not being the center of attention because he feel's very much like the nobody he really is when nobody's looking at him it's partly why he's twitching so much about his sub being hidden from View - he can't see us talking about us and even what we are saying he doesn't like it's still attention that he's craving.

It's great that Phil can't tell the difference between quality in ink. The lines looks like shit and are more like someone took a fine tip Sharpie to his skin. There's almost zero shading. And yes, that can be a personal preference, but good shading would give the designs some depth and take away from the lines a bit.

They are his own designs he just got Sonju to ink them, and he also didn't take any of the suggestions that were made - he sorta thinks his art's perfect, not in the same way OPL does but he doesn't think he needs much if any improvement.