Argonian hate thread

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Anyone else hate these scaly little s'wit? I went down to my local blacksmith the other day to sharpen my dwarven war axe when I saw a group of them outside the local tavern. What’s wrong with that you say? Well, all of them were in a line, spears at their side, singing one of their demonic lizard songs, loud enough that you could hear it from the other end of the street. Luckily, my ogre friend Slagathor hates Argonians even more than I do and shut them up quick.

Say what you want about Orcs but at least they knew the value in a day of hard work. Argonians will just sing a little ditty and hope it works itself out! Also, the few of them that are fighters stick to uncivilized weapons like spears and fists, they don’t have the decency to pick up a real weapon and fight face-to-face like a warrior.

On top of all that, they're hermaphrodites. You could find a cute Argonian girl with nice tits one night and she shows up the next with a massive lizard shlong.

Truly disgusting creatures. I don’t know why the Emperor ever gave them citizenship. Only good as farm equipment.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

 

[Moths]

dwarven war axe

What elven smithing not good enough for you n'wah?

I do agree however that liggers deserve everything House Hlaalu offers them

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Yes and those stupid cats too.

 

[The Backwards Man]

still prefer them over the fantasy niggerstralians known as dunmer

 

[OS Ghost]

Don't get me started on Breton trash.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

The worst part of argonians is there just kinda boring, you give me the option to play as 6 foot tall walking lizard and it's basically the same as being a human. I shouldn't forget that I'm a bipedal yoshi as soon as I put a helmet on. At least the kitty cats are sneaky gypsie crackheads, thats interesting, argonians are just enslaved swamp people, so basically just residents of Louisiana. The only thing of note for argonians is that Crassius Curio wrote some self insert porn of him banging one.

 

[Tablet County]

still prefer them over the fantasy niggerstralians known as dunmer

Das Rite. Yokuda forever muhfugga!

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Beast races are a mistake.
Better playing gay elves or human races.

 

[TEA 3HF]

Lost your girl to big lizard cock again, you grey little milk drinker?

 

[Figger Nucker]

I was on my way to Nalcayra's in Balmora when I saw a Dunmer woman holding hands with an Argonian. Vvardenfell has Vvardenfallen.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Calm down, everyone. All of you non Nords are grossly inferior and hideous, so stop behaving insecurely amongst yourselves at the bottom of the barrel. It's like arguing over who the dumbest pig in the slaughterhouse is.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

At least the kitty cats are sneaky gypsie crackheads,

Plus their unarmed attack is unique.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Lost your girl to big lizard cock again, you grey little milk drinker?

She assured me she was the same person, just going through a new life phase. I tried to make it work, but the sex was so awkward.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

You guys should see ESO in 2024. With graphics and content, there is a lot to enjoy if you are in love with TES lore

 

[Barry Williams]

> breathes underwater
> 50% resistant to all diseases/poison

Stay mad nigger

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

> breathes underwater
> 50% resistant to all diseases/poison

Stay mad nigger

Of course a furry pfp gonna defend those gay reptilians.

 

[unhealing wound]

You guys should see ESO in 2024. With graphics and content, there is a lot to enjoy if you are in love with TES lore

Is the gameplay really that good? It always seemed like they just inundated the lore with excessive detail to lure fans into a money and time sink subscription model. Full Tamriel does sound appealing though.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

ESO watered down some parts of the lore considerably. Summerset was probably the most disappointing chapter, with Blackwood a close second. Summerset was a politically correct themepark, felt like I was in fucking Dollywood. Blackwood was just phoned in.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Is the gameplay really that good? It always seemed like they just inundated the lore with excessive detail to lure fans into a money and time sink subscription model. Full Tamriel does sound appealing though.

No to gameplay….

But yes the fully detailed lore is nice. Like pertaining to the Bosmer Green Pact for instance if you choose to quest there. Or the dual-nature of orcs in Wrothgar which is completely fleshed out. As well as the Bretons (if anybody cares lol)

They did a really wise thing with ESO: never represent a race as a conglomerate. There are always two factions at least if not 7 or 8 in the Dunmer’s case. And these factions within factions within factions are what makes the Three Banners War very interesting.

I hope to see more Imperials should they choose to expand the Niben Basin / Valley