Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[culk]

Safest place he could be. He can't gamble away thousands in prison.

...unless someone smuggles in some dice, or like, makes one out of paper.

for his sake i hope there's no blackjack in prison

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

AUSTIN CURTIS PETERSON​

He did not consent to being called by that name.

Age: 29
Based on what grounds? Did you witness his birth?

Gender: Male
Are you a licensed physician?

Race: White
There is no white race. What is his ethnicity?

REPORTING AGENCY
Central Virginia Regional Jail
Is the commonwealth of Virginia an actual person? Is it going to testify against the alleged defendant?

He’s going to be tried in an admiralty court that displays a gold fringed American flag, and not a court of the people that either displays a state flag or no flag. The court does not have subject matter jurisdiction.

The Judge and DA are both bar association members. But they are not going to brandish their licenses to practice law because they are not licensed.

We are about to witness another sham trial conducted by the tyrants. This is going to be a miscarriage of justice.

 

[Blacklight]

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This looks like the cover to a potentional sequel to Disco Elysium.

 

[Salt Upon Wounds]

it hurts to live.
why are we still here

 

[SCV]

bro, you have no idea how much this touched me. i don't know how many people know about Lego Island or grew up with it like i did but you cannot know how appreciative i am of this.

Are you really even human if you didn't play lego island on the family PC when you were a kid?

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Are you really even human if you didn't play lego island on the family PC when you were a kid?

i'll never not tear up hearing and seeing this kind of thing. i wish kids today had the kind of magic i did growing up.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Like a sketchy online casino, Bossman VPN'ed his way into our hearts, and in no time he double chucked our respect and admiration and made our love juices squirt.

He made us really get to KYC (Know Your Crackhead), and like bedroom drywall, he broke down our preconceptions about how much is a healthy amount of crack to smoke before breakfast.

He had the potential to help so many people, dood, but like many other great leaders of his time: Mandela, Malcolm X, R Kelly, the riggers in the criminal justice system flipped the switch and took him away from us.

But God doesn't ever truly close a door in Bossman Jack's life, because it was never installed properly in the first place. Maybe the ratdad will pay out for the Honda Civic of lawyers, maybe the justice system will go lenient on him for engaging in harmless niggerish shenanigans. Who can say?

But for now we must turn our attention elsewhere: a new dawn rises in the Bosshouse, and ratdad is contemplating the 1 - 24 month vacation ahead of him. Bossmom will begin the herculean task of cleaning the cancer off the door. As is custom when a lolcow goes to jail, we place their thread in the hands of its rightful custodians: the niggers and the faggots who will write endless prison rape fanfiction and provide uninformed speculation about the criminal justice system.

I'm finally quitting for real this time, I'm serious. I'm gonna fuck a dude. I'm gonna fuck a dude, everyone.

 

[Pitckus]

Are you really even human if you didn't play lego island on the family PC when you were a kid?

The day my copy exploded inside the family PC due to a faulty disc reader was my personal 9/11.

 

[peachlover669]

I will admit i was not here to see it end, but i did enjoy it while it lasted. free my nigga bossman
#dontfuckMYdewd

Spoiler: transparent jailbars png

 

[Imposteroak]

I was always pretty annoyed seeing how often this thread got featured and baffled seeing him going toe to toe with my favorite manpig of wisconsin during the LOTY, but recently I started skimming the thread highlights every so often and I think I get it. At the very least I feel bad you guys lost your funny man, and hope he either gets out shortly, or sweeps in around the time for the Julays somehow.

 

[#FF0000]

FREE MY NIGGA HE DINDU NUFFIN. FUCK THE FEDS BRO

 

[Tofu Dust]

Rip to a real nigga. Free my man he ain't do NUTHIN'.

 

[joebobmurphy]

We feast tonight.
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When Jack is away the rats come out to play.

 

[Laughingator]

As long as Bossman stays in the county jail then he's in a dorm and pretty good.
Where he will get in deep shit is if they send him to prison. Prison is a whole other ballgame.
There if the dumbass gambles and loses, they'll forcibly pimp his ass out to help pay the debt off as well as kick his ass.
If he really pisses people off or loses big, that's what people get shivved over.

Let's all hope Bossman has a sentence for a year or under and stays in jail because I don't know if the dumbass would survive a prison stay.

 

[Nigger Cobson]

Here's a little ode to BMJ

Spoiler: The rats won

Breaking keyboards in the hot sun
I fought the rats and the rats won
I fought the rats and the rats won
I needed crack cause I had none
I fought the rats and the rats won
I fought the rats and the rats won


I left your mom and I feel so bad
I guess I'm gonna fuck a dude
She's the nicest pussy I ever had
I fought the rats and the rats won
I fought the rats and the rats won


Doing your mom with a big one
I fought the rats and the rats won
I fought the rats and the rats won
I lost your mom and I lost my fun
I fought the rats and the rats won
I fought the rats and the rats won

I left your mom and I feel so bad
I guess I'm gonna fuck a dude
She's the nicest pussy I ever had
I fought the rats and the rats won
I fought the rats and the rats won

I fought the rats and the rats won
I fought the rats and the rats won
I fought the rats and the rats won
I fought the rats and the rats won
I fought the rats and the rats won
I fought the rats and the rats won
I fought the rats and the rats won
I fought the rats and the rats won

 

[Butwhythough2]

Dude I'm gonna fuck a dude, I hate my life
I'm gonna fuck the judges mom, by the way can you juice my commisary?

 

[eval()]

Our boy will be back bros.

 

[Sneedmiser]

It's so- I can't- I don't believe- it's so over FUCK I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna fuck a fucking dude!

 

[Kulee Baba]

As long as Bossman stays in the county jail then he's in a dorm and pretty good.
Where he will get in deep shit is if they send him to prison. Prison is a whole other ballgame.
There if the dumbass gambles and loses, they'll forcibly pimp his ass out to help pay the debt off as well as kick his ass.
If he really pisses people off or loses big, that's what people get shivved over.

Let's all hope Bossman has a sentence for a year or under and stays in jail because I don't know if the dumbass would survive a prison stay.

Doesn’t it really hinge on how the victims react?

We know Bossmom and Ratdad will continue to enable for our boy. Couple that with a system that would rather let tards be out as long as they’re not a constant nuisance and Austin I think will be back by Thanksgiving.

But I’m not a lawyer so what do I know. Gonna make a poll in the Bam Margera thread who do you think gets out first. Because Bam I think should be in more shit for getting a DUI and breaking probation.

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

We live in a time of Anarcho Tyranny when good boys like Austin get arrested for smoking a little crackarooski meanwhile riggers like Eddie rip us off like velcros.

America is so not squirting right now