Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lemondale]

Nick lied, no livestream. he's a practicing liar.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Nick lied, no livestream. he's a practicing liar.

Calm down he doesn’t livestream until 1am for some unknowable reason

 

[Accidental Protege]

Calm down he doesn’t livestream until 1am for some unknowable reason

It’s a foolproof way of ensuring the only viewers are fellow degens (no offense to non-degen insomniacs and third shift workers)

 

[ChromaQuack]

It’s a foolproof way of ensuring the only viewers are fellow degens (no offense to non-degen insomniacs and third shift workers)

Joke's on him, he streams late enough that Yuropoors can watch him live with their morning coffee.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

This isn't a game guys, a balldos life is at stake!
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So Nick really is angry about the "Wine Mom" comments? Nice of him to finally let that one slip in his typical passive aggressive way.
Strange how it was never "the lives" of Maddox, Jack Murphy and all the other people Nick alogged over the years... it only matters when it happens to him, typical lolbertarian.

 

[Desktop User2]

Calm down he doesn’t livestream until 1am for some unknowable reason

Well, everybody on that house is on coke, even the kids, so they have a lot of energy to burn before sleeping and letting Rackets stream in peace.

 

[AltisticRight]

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POV you're a line, or 9 lines.
POV you're Fleshlight's greasy smelly vulva.
POV you're pre-packed hardboiled eggs.
POV you're a skunk that's been snuffed.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

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The pov if you're aaron's sperm looking back right after aaron came inside kayla

 

[AnOminous]

This isn't a game guys, a balldos life is at stake!

Fuck yo life nigga. FUCK yo life.

 

[Melty Butter]

As a proud Wine Mom, I give low odds on the divorce arc. He had balls for a felony for Aaron, and to prove the Farms wrong.

Didn't happen.

 

[Bepis]

My fear is that the "personal announcement" involves an admission of being in a poly relationship involving April. I say "fear" because the alternative prospect, of Nick indefinitely dancing on the tightrope of not confirming but also not denying the existence of the Rekieta-Imholte polycule while he's openly discussing the cases involving all four of them is much more funny.

Would be completely in character IMO for Balldo to announce a poly thing with April in a way where he's subtly implying it was all Fapcop's wife's idea and that he himself, being a god-fearing man, doesn't actually want to sleep with this 29 year old. "Well, we married young and she really wanted to explore certain aspects of herself, yknow?"

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Fuck yo life nigga. FUCK yo life.

"This is not fair, I never signed up for my life becoming a sitcom lawtube fusion!"

 

[Sharpeteer]

and to prove the Farms wrong.

I don't think that's ever happened, at least since "THE BETRAYAL."

Plus, depending on how much weight you give his word, the number we got from Aaron was 80% accurate about Nick. I personally think that it's a good grade on any test.

Plus, even if the site was wrong on some things, Nick still can't prove shit, because doing so would likely result in him unintentionally admitting other things that we don't even know about yet, or requiring the showcasing of the crackhouse - he don't want that.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I say I say that nicholas robert rekieta, of the infamous show Rekieta Law , is too much of a BITCHMADE PUSSY to stream tonight. I would go even further to say that this is due to the kiwifarms totally and finally OWNING and FELTING him.

 

[Pelican Bones]

That's been DEBOONKED. Nick was already on the track to win. Crackcow Bossman Jack never deserved LOTY and Patrick Tomlinson didn't have a strong 4th quarter showing.

BMJBros got too greedy. Should have put him put in for rookie of the year. This is what happens to the sheer hubris of thinking you could take the title from Nick "If You're 9, Snort a Line" Rekieta.

 

[AnOminous]

I say I say that nicholas robert rekieta, of the infamous show Rekieta Law , is too much of a BITCHMADE PUSSY to stream tonight. I would go even further to say that this is due to the kiwifarms totally and finally OWNING and FELTING him.

We buttfuck Nick on a daily basis and he is so impotent and weak that he can literally do nothing about it.

We're just taking turns banging your asshole Nick. What are you going to do about it?

I'll tell you. NOTHING. Because that's all you CAN do you faggot gay pussy!

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Calm down he doesn’t livestream until 1am for some unknowable reason

It's obvious why he streams so late. Same reason for the time when he calls from the shower. It's so josh isn't inconvenienced and can watch live when he wakes up.

 

[thebigdream]

Somewhere in America, a man lies upon his death bed, his wife clasping his cold, frail hands.
"What do you need? Please, I'll get you anything," she cries.
"I need...I need..."
"Yes?"
"...an on-schedule stream from my favourite law commentator, Nicholas Rekieta. Although every muscle in my body aches from the AIDS, his weird and/or funny anecdotes never fail to cure me."
"Oh honey," she says, wiping the tears from her eyes. "You know I can't get you that."

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

so what's the over-under on him bitching out of today's stream because he was dead wrong about the outcome of aaron's omnibus?

i say 50-50, since he might still want to spin it as a win and correct the record. on the other hand, he is a massive cock gobbling faggot rage twink so he might suddenly have something to "handle" that prevents him from streaming.

 

[Pelican Bones]

so what's the over-under on him bitching out of today's stream because he was dead wrong about the outcome of aaron's omnibus?

i say 50-50, since he might still want to spin it as a win and correct the record. on the other hand, he is a massive cock gobbling faggot rage twink so he might suddenly have something to "handle" that prevents him from streaming.

Over-under refers to a number that an outcome can be. The outcome will end up either being above or below that number. You bet accordingly.

50-50 is a set of odds.