Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

And a follow up





@Useful_Mistake can you save my black ass and archive this too?

 

[Windy Moors]

Don't forget that he had steamy email sessions with Katy Perry back in 2017 and even got a hot saucy pic out of her. Until it all went wrong when the dumb bitch chose some wheelchair dude over his plights.

Who can forget the nude mirror selfie intended for Katy Perry or so he thought, I certainly can't it is seared into my mind. Beware his nipples will stare into your soul:

Spoiler: Hidden for decency

Original post

For anyone who hasn't read the troll emails, here is a link to the post containing them: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russel...ssell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/post-2951371

 

[Useful_Mistake]

And a follow up

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@Useful_Mistake can you save my black ass and archive this too?

https://imginn.com/p/DAHGi-lSRKS/

https://megalodon.jp/2024-0920-0624-19/https://www.instagram.com:443/just_some_dude_named_russell29/p/DAHGi-lSRKS/

 

[Bridgeburner]

I've just skimmed (again) through the email exchange with 'Alison' and I'm (again) at loss of words. He legit believed he was coordinating with Katy Perry's assisstant to bang Katy Perry. But had problems with another 'random fan' being there. An adult human believed that was happening. I don't know why I am surprised because humans also believed a Nigerian prince was offering them money, but still...

 

[Tiresome]

I've just skimmed (again) through the email exchange with 'Alison' and I'm (again) at loss of words. He legit believed he was coordinating with Katy Perry's assisstant to bang Katy Perry. But had problems with another 'random fan' being there. An adult human believed that was happening. I don't know why I am surprised because humans also believed a Nigerian prince was offering them money, but still...

It's a toss-up whether it's more or less retarded than believing Vanessa Hudgens was really sexting him using the messaging account of an old school friend.

 

[The Dude]

Shit-Lips yet again butchering a very well-known saying. It is breakfast OF champions, not breakfast FOR champions. But you know what they say: a bird in the hand is worth having all your ducks in a row.

 

[Bridgeburner]

It's a toss-up whether it's more or less retarded than believing Vanessa Hudgens was really sexting him using the messaging account of an old school friend.

Damn, I haven't heard about that before. Where was that documented?

Congrats Rusty on falling for the same thing twice.

 

[Pee Cola]

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>can't afford to keep a roof over his head
>buys fancy donuts

Peak Russhole. Assuming ofc he actually buys any of those donuts instead of scoffing an entire box of cheap Walmart ones.

If people made sock accounts on Instagram and started posting all the images of him with all his crushes laughing at him and tagging not only him, but all of his crushes, would he ever get the message that just tagging everyone you want to fuck is weird and desperate?

Sounds a bit like cow tipping to me. As per the KF Commandments, thou shalt not pozload my neghole.

 

[Tiresome]

Damn, I haven't heard about that before. Where was that documented?

Congrats Rusty on falling for the same thing twice.

It's not, I was referring to a famous proto-troll effort by one of Chris-Chan's oldest friends. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Vanessa_Hudgens

 

[Free the Pedos]

Shit-Lips yet again butchering a very well-known saying. It is breakfast OF champions, not breakfast FOR champions. But you know what they say: a bird in the hand is worth having all your ducks in a row.

For some reason this reminds me of the time he bought blue sneakers and captioned the photo “I like my blue suede shoes.” He’s wild.

 

[Swole McPole]

Only the creme de la creme for our boy: NFL cheerleaders, pop icons, top tier escorts that charge $$$$$, and when times are truly dire, male escorts (I am not an expert on what constitutes a good male escort so others may chime in here).

I've seen some footage of the women who work in those Dennis Hof owned brothels and they all looked like complete skanks to me. None of them appeared to be a day under 40. Their skin had lost all it's elasticity and tone, so they were relying on silicon and surgery to make it appear as though it's where it should be whereas in reality, without the interventions it'd be gathered in folds around their knees.

I know they're expensive but that's because the place is a fucking scam. It's a clip joint. He's able to make people pay through the nose because they have a TV show but the women I've seen who worked in those places were all grim.

 

[a hapless toad]

Shit-Lips yet again butchering a very well-known saying. It is breakfast OF champions, not breakfast FOR champions. But you know what they say: a bird in the hand is worth having all your ducks in a row.

I've been slowly making an archive of all of Greer's various linguistic fuckups, but I didn't even notice this one. Thanks!

 

[SteveGoatman]

I've just skimmed (again) through the email exchange with 'Alison' and I'm (again) at loss of words. He legit believed he was coordinating with Katy Perry's assisstant to bang Katy Perry. But had problems with another 'random fan' being there. An adult human believed that was happening. I don't know why I am surprised because humans also believed a Nigerian prince was offering them money, but still...

This always blows my mind. Especially since he wasn't some dumb horny teen at that point where you can at least have some sympathy for their inability to use even an ounce of common sense. He was a, chronologically, grown man who sincerely thought that was real. Just truly mindblowing.

 

[joebobmurphy]

Ahhh, this thread is getting activity and Stinky is writing grotesque porno again. We are so fucking back.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Null gets slapped by the pencil dick of the court and Russ eats donuts and visits a brothel. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

I just wish it was more balanced in Null's favor.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

I hope this is a return to the old days of just the most random shit being posted. So much more fun to see nighttime jump scares, his Idea of a healthy breakfast, and random buildings.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Null gets slapped by the pencil dick of the court and Russ eats donuts and visits a brothel. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

I just wish it was more balanced in Null's favor.

2024, the year the lolcows rose up and collectively shit the bed.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

It was her assistant "Allison" but close enough. SHE JUST DIDNT UNDERSTAND!

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I've been rewatching the Halloween movies, and his giant frozen face is scarier than Michael Myers.

 

[The Dude]

I've seen some footage of the women who work in those Dennis Hof owned brothels and they all looked like complete skanks to me. None of them appeared to be a day under 40. Their skin had lost all it's elasticity and tone, so they were relying on silicon and surgery to make it appear as though it's where it should be whereas in reality, without the interventions it'd be gathered in folds around their knees.

I know they're expensive but that's because the place is a fucking scam. It's a clip joint. He's able to make people pay through the nose because they have a TV show but the women I've seen who worked in those places were all grim.

Years ago when Russ had his famous trip to the Reno brothels, the one where the whore told Russ she would accept $$$$ and then turned him down because he only brought $$$ and ended up bouncing back and forth between the three different cat houses until a newer girl took pity on him, the link to the profiles of the girls who worked at the first house Russ went to got posted to the thread, including the girl Russ originally tried to get with. A few of them looked OK, but most of them looked pretty used up. Like they had been rode hard for several years and put away wet. And that was with them all in makeup and in glamor shots to make them look as hot as possible for their profiles. The most attractive girls were also the youngest girls, but even they were just your average cute girls. Definitely not super model hot like Russhole delusionally claims they are, which is likely just a cope on his part to justify paying for sex because no woman would want him otherwise.

 

[Niall Meanwhile]

Given the timing, I can't help but think the donut and brothel posts are just Pipsqueak trying to rub his W in a website's collective face.

Rule 34 more than implies that someone would jack it to Russ porn.

Russ is also an exception to rule 35: if no porn of it can be found, it will be made.

It will if you pay someone to do it

Regrettably I must remind you lot that this thing exists, was 100% commissioned by someone other than Russell for whatever demonic reason, and there's prolly an uncropped version somewhere out there:

Spoiler: If I had to go back and search for it, I'm taking you down with me