Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?


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1. Babby still white.

2. Someone please refresh me how Matt Taylor is connected to Kim...I honestly can't remember.

3. Kim and Kristie are friends? Weren't they mortal enemies at some point?
if my memory serves correct kim and kristie were sleeping together at some point :( kim also slept with kristie's son. kim's literally fucked everyone and their mom in the sammieverse, except for queen sammie herself
 
I don't think The Chart has been updated to encompass a Matt Taylor, so I'm looking out for the answer to this too.
I go out for medical leave next month. Provided I don’t do a Joan Rivers/Juliana Aprileo and die on the table, I plan to use a day of recovery time to work on the chart. A labor of love, like Abdul Alhazred and his Necronomicon. Vinegar Pussy and the Rednecronomicon.
 
if my memory serves correct kim and kristie were sleeping together at some point :( kim also slept with kristie's son. kim's literally fucked everyone and their mom in the sammieverse, except for queen sammie herself
I think kristie is also related to sammie. Kristie was "married" to jj, kims ex and aidens dad.
 
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I have a feeling that Nisha's baby is fake and she stole those pictures from someone else.

Edit - I am always wrong about this shit so don't listen to me.

Edit V.2 - Slumped in her car seat, no bib, takeout plastic spoon, smoke alarm chirping its death knell in the background, Matchbox car choking hazards mixed in with her toys on the floor. Yikes Sammie.

 
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Hey, whatever happened to Sammie’s McJob at Dollar General? I only remember her mentioning working there like twice.
Maybe they “counseled” her not to hit on random black men coming in and she flounced. After all, what other reason would one have to work at the DG in Mablevale or Baseline Rd or wherever she landed?
 
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I go out for medical leave next month. Provided I don’t do a Joan Rivers/Juliana Aprileo and die on the table, I plan to use a day of recovery time to work on the chart. A labor of love, like Abdul Alhazred and his Necronomicon. Vinegar Pussy and the Rednecronomicon.
God speed, you crazy bastard and may Satan bless you for all you’ve contributed to this thread. 🫡

I too was wondering about her jerb. I see her getting fired for eating too much on the clock. She clearly lacks self control in all areas of her life, why not pilfer some chips?
 
Hey, whatever happened to Sammie’s McJob at Dollar General? I only remember her mentioning working there like twice.
She went twice and never mentioned again. Been a week or 2 now.

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I have a feeling that Nisha's baby is fake and she stole those pictures from someone else.

Edit - I am always wrong about this shit so don't listen to me.

Edit V.2 - Slumped in her car seat, no bib, takeout plastic spoon, smoke alarm chirping its death knell in the background, Matchbox car choking hazards mixed in with her toys on the floor. Yikes Sammie.

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She still has a pretty strong tongue reflex and isn't sitting up unassisted. No reason to do food yet shes not ready.
 
It must have been part time, and even then....

What could she even do? Stock shelves? No. Stand at a cash register for 8 hours? No. Hold a door open? No. Open boxes in the back? With a sharp object? lolno.

It must have been some subsidized retard summer work thing where they help give local retards "life skillz" for some gov'mint $. Either way that "job" has been long gone lol the first time someone didn't drive her it was a wrap
 
true. you were also sperging out about your kosher diet in jack scalfani's private facebook group and then posted a screenshot to that thread that showed your facebook like of one of the other comments.

if you want to go frolic with the cows nobody can stop you, but please stop messing up threads because you're too mati to keep your spaghetti to yourself
 
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