- Joined
- Apr 11, 2016
That rules. I don’t know about you guys but I’m criminally retarded. Like it’s a miracle that I’m legally allowed to get behind the wheel of a vehicle or even tie my own shoes. The fact that the marginally irrelevant and stupid ramblings of a waterhead like myself are possibly living rent free in Rekieta’s head is awesome.Even if that were true, it still means this website completely runs his life now. Not that it didn't before though.
With that being said, even I’ve never had a child of mine test positive for cocaine. I’ve certainly never allowed my wife to fuck a balding fake radio man who shouts “JUST 2 MORE INCHES TO TONIGHTS GOAL! C’MON BABE, I KNOW YOU GOT IT IN YOU! LETS SEE IF WE CAN GET ACROSS THE FINISH LINE AND KEEP THE STREAK GOIN!” as she engages in degenerate intercourse with a married man.
Also I’ve never had my transformers toys taken by my teachers in grade school. And I even had the cool ones from the 80’s that my grandma found somehow. The ones made out of metal.