"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

CheeseCrackers said:
i checked my meme folders and found one ancient merchant. there was also an egyptian king who had sandals with a bound jew and nog on them so he could metaphorically walk on them
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"Tutankhamun's sandals depicting Nubians and Semites." :agree:
Inco G. Nito said:
Yeah but that should be expected. Gay men always top these kinds of statistics. What's important is who is in second place.
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Gigi Gorgeous is not a real girl.
Happy Camper said:
Late but finally had time to sit down and finish the last episode. It was nice to hear Josh be in high spirits throughout the thing for a change! Sure brightened my day.

Bit off-topic, but this seems like it'd be fitting for a quick chuckle, timestamped for your convenience. Always amazes me how the things people giggled at as silly jokes in the nineties are praised today as beautiful and brave. What I wouldn't give for a time machine some days.
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Why was it cued up to this?
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im a bit behind in the stream but holy shit. what the fuck is the joke here? I have no fucking clue.
We've seen the chinese magic turn the old guy and the interviewer into lesbian women, so does this mean that ALL people get turned into lesbians, or into same-sex attracted people of the opposite gender, aka the lady would turn into a gay male?
If we go by the opposite gender theory, also referred to as tranny theory from now on, then this implies that the old lady is actually a tranny. I saw someone in chat say the rubber bands joke is that the old lady cut off circulation to her penis as a DIY way to remove your own penis, but that doesn't make sense because she says "keep disappearing to" aka it's an ongoing thing. Tranny theory would still imply that mtfs have some reason to use a lot of rubber bands, even at a very old age (maybe exclusively in old age?).
On the other hand, lesbian theory is all affected by the curse turn into lesbian women, presumably women who are already gay would just turn more gay.
By lesbian theory, this joke implies that (elderly) lesbian women use a lot of rubber bands. My guess is that it has something to do with being in relationship with a man, so only lesbians that are trapped in a relationship with a man would use a lot of rubber bands which would mean that they're in some way used for masturbation.
The rubber bracelet theroy also doesn't make sense because the two other lesbian women depicted don't have them so it's not established in the comic as a "comically obvious lesbian feature" and I doubt that the punchline to the final frame would be as boring and tame as "i wear them on my arms sometimes".

I'm just really confused, I'd really appreciate if someone could help me out here, I'm at my wits' end here.
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Trannies tucking maybe??
 
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Null said:
that's just asserting dominance
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LBJ would force his subordinates to take orders from him while he was taking a giant steaming shit.
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This is how he physically interacted with people. Say what you like about him otherwise, but the man understood physical dominance as a strategy.
 
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my only throwaway account said:
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I'm just really confused, I'd really appreciate if someone could help me out here, I'm at my wits' end here.
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So far, Twitter is the only place with comments, and half of them are "WTF does that shit mean" with no answer yet. All the other places he's posted it have nothing. This mystery WILL be solved.
 
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big pauper said:
this might have just been a nick mullen bit on cum town but every time i think of jews and shellfish i think of a table of jews trying to argue amongst themselves that shrimp are kosher because they are crustaceans and not shellfish and then having an allergic reaction when it gets delivered
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That's some heresy dude. Shrimp do not have fins or scales and that's the determining factor, not whether they are crustaceans.
 
Wodanaz said:
"it's basically just old hat racism"
while true, the stereotype exists for a reason and definitely didn't just appear out of nowhere. also the millions of people who laughed at the original scam trolling videos probably aren't all 100% alt righter, but hey this is par for the course for "longtime progressive community activists"
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Hating Indians isn't racism it's just common sense at this point.
 
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If you're living right, you don't need a stinking cloudlifter.
 
Lidl Drip said:
Cope, dog fucker. I think the entire thing is projection and caused by white men predominantly seeking out bestiality porn which they then believe reflects reality.
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Lidl Drip said:
It's actually insane how weebs will claim that Japan is a paradise with no rape and no child molestation simply because it's almost never reported or prosecuted cause of their ass-backwards culture and fear of "losing face" and therefore their official statistics just say it doesn't happen.
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