Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Echoing what @pink cigarettes just stated - last time I wiped out on the road and ended up going to the ER (fucking bicycles, lemme tell ya), my partner and I took up a bench as it was one of the very, very few seating areas remaining. Every skinny-bitch seat was taken.

Never even crossed my mind that we were probably taking up a fat-fuck seat. Oops.

Buckets to barrels that this random skinny dude just took the last remaining selection of seats and then didn't bother moving from it once skinny-bitch seating freed up, because you never know if someone's just doing part of a check-in and going to return immediately or if it's going to be claimed by someone who just walked in. And/or busy looking at a phone and didn't even notice skinny-bitch seating just freed up. Or, most likely, were just like me and my partner, and said 'fuck it, we'll take a bench as a couple and leave those seats for single people' or something and didn't realize that they're deathstar docking stations.

 

[often puzzled]

I didn't even realize they were designated fat-fuck seating until I started reading here. I thought it was just bench seating, ideal for parents trying to corral small children in waiting rooms and for people who were lugging a bunch of stuff around. All to say: I'm not convinced that Austin dude even realized that he was in a fatty seat. They don't actually have little signs on them that read FAT FUCKS ONLY (which is really too bad). I have a feeling that the reception staff in the medical office would also simply characterize those seats as multi-purpose-- because they certainly can't ring a cowbell when a normal-sized person sits in one and tell them to MOO-VE OVER for the fatties (which, again, too bad-- medical visits could be a lot more fun than they are).

For main character Anna, of course it's a personal slight and a micro (macro?) aggression directed at her specifically. I really love how butthurt she is when anyone disagrees with her. If you can block or mute people on Threads, I'd kill to see her block list-- it'll rival Chantal's YouTube block list in no time.

 

[one_time_user]

I now have to wonder, ARE those seats intended for families and super fats have claimed them because they're super entitled or were they intended for superfats?

 

[glass_houses]

I now have to wonder, ARE those seats intended for families and super fats have claimed them because they're super entitled or were they intended for superfats?

Yes.

 

[thejackal2]

View attachment 6432906Giving Honey Boo Boo vibes with one hint of irony

I enjoy how in the older photos, and this one I believe is circa 2018, even tho she was a bit less heavy because the filters weren’t quite so good she often looks lumpier and saggier.

Those bingo wings are straight out of a 50 something Floridian house wife that’s pushed out a few kids with a lifetime of poor diet and not enough exercise. But she was around 32-33 here. This was during an especially fantastical phase for her when she was still in her “girl boss” era at Sprinklr.

She must be high this is retarded.

 

[Amberglow]

just wondering what made her think that the guy was ‘man-spreadin’. I had to go to a urologist who apparently, from all the advertising and posters on the wall, fixes broken dicks ( lots of big doctor bucks in dead wood) Maybe the poor guy had dick surgery or maybe one of those swollen ball sacks.

I now have to wonder, ARE those seats intended for families and super fats have claimed them because they're super entitled or were they intended for superfats?

Oh, just watch some super sizers videos, they all think that nothing is done for them because they’re marginalized.

 

[thejackal2]

I had to go to a urologist

Spoiler

 

[Jackisnotaname]

Can't believe Anna is violating one of the fundamental tenets of the HAES religion. Thin does not equal healthy. That man might have been the sickest, saddest person with the rarest genetic disorder that caused him chronic pain he can't do anything to reduce of all time with the most invisible disability of all of them.

Also, lol at the melodrama of saying she was "FORCED" like there was knife to her throat preventing her from leaving and coming back when there were less people waiting or cancelling the appointment or actually telling the man she wanted him to get up so she could have the seat.

 

[pippeyyy]

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Oh, just watch some super sizers videos, they all think that nothing is done for them because they’re marginalized.

Please stop double posting on every page. Edit the first comment, add additional thoughts. You're just shitting up the thread. Thank you.

 

[NoIdeaWhatImDoing]

I read this whole thread before Ozempic/Wegovy were a big thing, I came back thinking she wouldn't be a land whale with these drugs on the market and with her being rich and having access to them... but nope still super fat.

 

[Cherry Pie]

And so it goes, he was not just a man but a man with a partner who joined him on the seat. So it wasn’t a ‘plus size’ seat, it was a couch.

Of course she changes the story when she's called out on her ableism. She's actually trying to call a goddamn sofa "dedicated obese/disabled seating". Classic Anna.

(it could have come back around again. Like I say, I happily live under a rock)

Please take me with you. I tire of this world.

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I also tire of having eyes.

 

[beautiful person]

Add me to the list of people who've sat in the wide waiting room chairs without realizing that they're apparently allegedly there for the super fatties.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Add me to the list of people who've sat in the wide waiting room chairs without realizing that they're apparently allegedly there for the super fatties.

I think the chairs actually are made for fatties- they often are the same style as the other ugly institutional chairs, just a little wider. You would never sit on one with a stranger because you'd almost definitely be touching. But so what? Of course they're also appropriate for couples, people with kids, the disabled who need extra room for whatever reason, etc. Fatties acting like they need their dedicated chair to always be open and available need to get a grip. Are they bitching about people using the handicapped stall too, since they can probably hardly fit in a regular stall? Just put a turlet in the back of your van like Amy Ramadan. Or get a scootie and sit down all day. Take it through the Dunkin drive through, right into an early grave.

 

[GenociderSyo]

I didn’t know they had special seats for the large folk. Maybe Anna needs to get the mobility scooter and fit her ass on that. But thinking about my doc‘s office and realized that she doesn’t have any fatty sitting at all. She‘s a skinny B who runs and routinely gets remarks on her ratings that she nags people about their weight; maybe her seating is a message

This is from 2023.

She keeps acting like she had some major surgery she didn't even have REAL liposuction.

Anna does not fit on the MLD bed her hips are goiing over the sides.



Threads:

 

[Terfatron]

Gorl....


Her transition videos are the funniest shit I ever seen
it's rhe perfect balance of massive cringe and hypnotic
What insane look will come next? What fabric will she try and stretch to it's limits trying to look sexy?

Never stop Anna

 

[Barbarella]

I like that we can see she’s tied two belts together to get that bum bag look. And it’s still so tight she couldn’t put anything into it.

Her gunt is hanging lower, just like her landslide knees. No wonder she’s getting more and more uncomfortable.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I don’t know about turning a look but everything she’s wearing turns my stomach.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

The fatty fat chair thing made me remember a random factoid from a road trip I took with my family as a teenager.

There's this weird-but-fancy old hotel in Southern CA, that once hosted president Taft. Because the hotel staff knew that Taft was, to be polite, fucking huge (like 6' and 350lbs at that time), they had a special chair built for him for his visit. When he saw the Taft Chair (as it's come to be known) he got so offended that they had made him a fatty fat fat chair that he refused to sit in it during his visit.

Today, you can sit on the chair yourself and marvel at how big President Fatty must've been to warrant such a throne.

And still, that fucker was smaller than Anna!

 

[PancakePredator]

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And so it goes, he was not just a man but a man with a partner who joined him on the seat. So it wasn’t a ‘plus size’ seat, it was a couch.

I mean honestly, it never occurred to me that they were plus sized seats. I thought they were love seats for two people to sit on. Which I do. With my husband.

 

[multiverse]

Anna does not fit on the MLD bed her hips are goiing over the sides.

Do you think the lymphatic massage lady can charge more for giant clients who take way longer to finish? I'm sure she couches it in a more polite way, like "I charge by the hour", instead of "I charge by square footage of flesh".