🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[FiveStarAce]

Birthday piggy luv his keed! No gayfaggotry this time! He's serious guys! He has to say it, because he's working the Kiwi fags 24/7 with his bros Vito and Dax! Wrassle wrassle!
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"We have an amazing son forged out of fire" - man who mentally abused and impregnated a teenager, then published revenge porn of her. "She DESERVES CREDIT" as if he's in any position to judge his victims. Man... what a dense post.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Ralph pretending to care about his children will never not be funny to me. It's my personal favorite of all his lies.

 

[Michael Landon's Liver]

Ralph you stupid fuck, you should never tell people you read The Farms.

 

[Spergichu]

Ralph pretending to care about his children will never not be funny to me.

He can't even bother to pretend to care about Rozy, only Xander. (Presumably because his name reminds him of his favorite pill)

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

He can't even bother to pretend to care about Rozy, only Xander. (Presumably because his name reminds him of his favorite pill)

He romanticizes his relationship with Xander because he never had to deal with Xander outside of very controlled 2 hour visitation sessions where Xander gets all dressed up and given an iPad.

Ralph never had to deal with Xander crying, being sick, waking up in the middle of night, tantrums and just causing the general grief a baby does.


I’d bet good money that if he ever had to live with Faith and Xander together alone, he would already be ready to slam dunk Xander into the nearest 72 month Mexican abortion clinic. He would also be calling Faith, a stupid Cunt, threatening to murder her and all that

If Faith and May timelines were reversed and May just got pregnant and left. I guarantee you Ralph would be tweeting about how awesome and strong May is and how pretty Rosie is and how much he misses her wants to be a good dad to her.

Meanwhile, he would be drunkenly, threatening to murder Faith, and blowing weed smoke right in his Xander’s face whiles letting him get eaten alive by bugs and not letting them have any air-conditioning.

 

[lurkin]

Hey piggy fat tits, if you are perusing the farms and posting screen shots you are being worked.

 

[Guntkvd]

Hey piggy fat tits, if you are perusing the farms and posting screen shots you are being worked.

I speak a little gay baby retard language. You have been worked into a shoot, Mark.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Ralph never had to deal with Xander crying, being sick, waking up in the middle of night, tantrums and just causing the general grief a baby does.

Ralph really is just a big, gay Baby, right?

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

He romanticizes his relationship with Xander because he never had to deal with Xander outside of very controlled 2 hour visitation sessions where Xander gets all dressed up and given an iPad.

Ralph never had to deal with Xander crying, being sick, waking up in the middle of night, tantrums and just causing the general grief a baby does.


I’d bet good money that if he ever had to live with Faith and Xander together alone, he would already be ready to slam dunk Xander into the nearest 72 month Mexican abortion clinic. He would also be calling Faith, a stupid Cunt, threatening to murder her and all that

If Faith and May timelines were reversed and May just got pregnant and left. I guarantee you Ralph would be tweeting about how awesome and strong May is and how pretty Rosie is and how much he misses her wants to be a good dad to her.

Meanwhile, he would be drunkenly, threatening to murder Faith, and blowing weed smoke right in his Xander’s face whiles letting him get eaten alive by bugs and not letting them have any air-conditioning.

He never had to yell at Xander “SHUP UP, FUCKER!”.

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggy gets extra assblasted because a woman calls him out as a coward. Shouldn't he be traveling to see his son, considering it'll be a multi day voyage with 24 h stays at airport restaurants?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Piggy gets extra assblasted because a woman calls him out as a coward. Shouldn't he be traveling to see his son, considering it'll be a multi day voyage with 24 h stays at airport restaurants?
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What a clever retort by the wordsmith himself

 

[Die For Me!]

It's Ethans Birthday today ! Twitter is also celebrating by using the correct pronouns, giving both Ralph and the psychotic BPD whore in his head both representation! dank yew Elon

Ralph wrote a big boy tweet before boarding his plane to Tijuana:

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dank yew Harry Morris... dank yew Dox Moon... and dank yew Haruuuu, without yew ah would've killed mahself for being barred entry from an alt right teenage meetup.

#Spitelife 4 lyfe!

To celebrate Ralphs birthday I dug up this clip of the most Troo & Honest thing Ralph has ever said in his entire life:

Cheers Ralph, maybe this time you won't lose your phones, passport, and fracture another bone on your trip to see Vickers Jr.

 

[Rage Pig]

It's Ethans Birthday today ! Twitter is also celebrating by using the correct pronouns, giving both Ralph and the psychotic BPD whore in his head both representation! dank yew Elon
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Ralph wrote a big boy tweet before boarding his plane to Tijuana:
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dank yew Harry Morris... dank yew Dox Moon... and dank yew Haruuuu, without yew ah would've killed mahself for being barred entry from an alt right teenage meetup.
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#Spitelife 4 lyfe!

To celebrate Ralphs birthday I dug up this clip of the most Troo & Honest thing Ralph has ever said in his entire life:
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Cheers Ralph, maybe this time you won't lose your phones, passport, and fracture another bone on your trip to see Vickers Jr.

The tearful tone, garnished with self-pity, wonderful.
"The last year of turmoil", "supporters and fans who make my life possible", "spite to carry on in the face of adversity", "the lowering of tensions" - this is such a whiney, sentimental dreck that only the Gunt, formerly known as the owner and editor in chief of TheRalphRetort.com, would not be too ashamed of publicly posting. Bon voyage, little bpd girly man.

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

The way Ralph writes that makes it sound as if

It's Ethans Birthday today ! Twitter is also celebrating by using the correct pronouns, giving both Ralph and the psychotic BPD whore in his head both representation! dank yew Elon
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Ralph wrote a big boy tweet before boarding his plane to Tijuana:
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dank yew Harry Morris... dank yew Dox Moon... and dank yew Haruuuu, without yew ah would've killed mahself for being barred entry from an alt right teenage meetup.
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#Spitelife 4 lyfe!

To celebrate Ralphs birthday I dug up this clip of the most Troo & Honest thing Ralph has ever said in his entire life:
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Cheers Ralph, maybe this time you won't lose your phones, passport, and fracture another bone on your trip to see Vickers Jr.

The way Ralph tells it it's the cultural norm to visit your son on the father's birthday instead of the other way around.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Bets are open: After ralphs obligatory Victory tweet about seeing his son, what will he post next:

-A plain Steak
-rambling about da haterz and Mr.Moon
-drugs and hookers

I predict that his attention will switch the second his tweet is out

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph spends money on stupid shit while abroad yet again:

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Ralph in tears over twitter post, assures us that the 2 hours he stares at his son every month is very fun for both parties:

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Now waiduh minute! Could these well wishes instead be encrypted a-log tomfoolery?!

Ralph Noo!! Disavow!!! Disavow!!!

 

[Um...]

The tearful tone, garnished with self-pity, wonderful.
"The last year of turmoil", "supporters and fans who make my life possible", "spite to carry on in the face of adversity", "the lowering of tensions" - this is such a whiney, sentimental dreck that only the Gunt, formerly known as the owner and editor in chief of TheRalphRetort.com, would not be too ashamed of publicly posting. Bon voyage, little bpd girly man.

“See, Ah’m not all alone in a furrin country on mah birfday, BITCHES. AH’M GOIN TO SEE MAH SUUHHNNNN. Haha lol bitches, you lose AGIN.”

He does this on every holiday or occasion that comes up, goes out on some trip to prove to the haterz that he’s doing great, just GREAT. Like over Christmas he went on some big fun trip with his ‘hot gf‘ (hooker who dumped him.) And that ‘hot streak‘ he’s been on, smashing the goal EVERY DAY on his little 300 viewer livestreams. It’s all fake. His whole sad life revolves around owning da haterz.

 

[Um...]

Ralph in tears over twitter post, assures us that the 2 hours he stares at his son every month is very fun for both parties:
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SO much FUN! He sits in a room with the kid while he watches cartoons for 2 hours, under the supervision of some social worker. You haters can’t even conceive how much fun they have!

He flies thousands of miles to do this, even pays a $300 fee for the privilege.

 

[Michael Landon's Liver]

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Ralph Noo!! Disavow!!! Disavow!!!

He is so easily manipulated and stupid.
I would hate Ralph, but he honestly isn't worth the time.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

You sissy boot wearin' Mexican faggots better take a lesson on style from the Ralphafail. EOR isn't scared of a few Liveleaks chainsaw beheading videos.