Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[LobsterBoy669]

not fat, not bald and never worn a wig, never been mentally ill

Welcome back, fat stinky balding Colton! Did you enjoy dilating your poopwound?

 

[Shay Van Buren]

I knew something was up when I called you out in the PT thread, Colton. It was obvious you were up to something from the start. You're not smart or the least bit clever and never will be. Just like being a woman.
You want people to stop talking about you? Stop pushing your own thread, you pathetic,waste of oxygen and space.

If you keep posting in this thread and giving trash cans to everyone, then you're a confirmed mentally ill man. I don't make the rules; God does.

 

[Battyforluv]

I knew something was up when I called you out in the PT thread, Colton. It was obvious you were up to something from the start. You're not smart or the least bit clever and never will be. Just like being a woman.
You want people to stop talking about you? Stop pushing your own thread, you pathetic,waste of oxygen and space.

If you keep posting in this thread and giving trash cans to everyone, then you're a confirmed mentally ill man. I don't make the rules; God does.

there is no such thing as a god

 

[Paranoia Machine]

not fat, not bald and never worn a wig, never been mentally ill

If it's any consolation I can tell you aren't wearing a wig. Your hairline is way too shitty to be a wig.
For real you should start taking rogaine my nigga, because that is a losing battle going on up there.
Your hair starts 5 inches up from your eyebrows. That's not exactly womanly. You look like you're going to become Tommy Tooter and you should see that troon's hair. Juuuuuust sayin'

 

[Cedric_Eff]

not fat, not bald and never worn a wig, never been mentally ill

You sure you don’t have a neckbeard?

 

[Shay Van Buren]

You didn't dispute being a man, gave me the trash can, and posted in the thread again so that must mean you finally accept that you're a mentally ill man!

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

there is no such thing as a god

And yet you worship Satan, who was created by God.

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

there is no such thing as a god

Being such a fat, retarded, stinky, greasy, lazy and ugly person might lead you to believe that, but like everything else you are wrong.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

there is no such thing as a god

There may not be a god, but I have godly powers of future-sight.
Behold the future of your greasy-ass giant head and balding pate

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Colton is so absurd that it's hard to believe he's real at times. I guess God really does have a sense of humor.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

You sure you don’t have a neckbeard?

If he does, it's probably hidden by the double chin. He's very fat as you're no doubt aware.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

"Hi, I'm Colton!".

 

[The Un-Clit]

Go away, Colton. Watching you mald harder and harder over here is interfering with Movie Night. We're doing a James Earl Jones tribute tonight, and it's Conan the Barbarian time here!

 

[Banana Nut Muffin]

there is no such thing as a god

There's more evidence of God existing than there is of you being a woman

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

there is no such thing as a god

You rejected God's love, and look where that got you.

Fat, with a rotten axewound and disgusting to look at, and with the hubris with thinking you're above all else. And with the delusion of being something that you clearly are not.

That arrogance of yours can only drive you so far.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

trash cans? i have some catching up to do

@TapewormSalesman has already laid down the monster Trashcan-related track for the ages, but there's all kinds of Colton's faggotry left still to riff on!

Oooh, do one about his adventures at the pony con he got booted from.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

I just realized Colton's sock is named Saladfingy, because he uses that fingy to keep his axewound open

 

[Shay Van Buren]

I just realized Colton's sock is named Saladfingy, because he uses that fingy to keep his axewound open

He probably hopes telling the mares his finger is salad will make them come back so he can sexually assault them again since that's the only puss he'll come close to getting

 

[Spoonomancer]

there is no such thing as a god

the atheism subreddit is down the hall to the right it's right next door to the subreddits where white people pretend to be black people so they can pretend that reddit isn't a racist website for saying "nigga"

 

[Axiom.]

there is no such thing as a god

Why did you calm down Colton? Poop wound got you down?