How in the hell is it not straightforward? The cops came because people said he had drugs, and lo and behold he had a lot of fucking drugs, now he's on trial for having them. He can try to throw a wrench in the process, but once that fails his goose is cooked. What's not straightforward about that?
He desperately wants to be PPP but doesn’t realize that the only reason PPP is tolerable is because he has Andy as the even more annoying co-host. Harmon was just a fat, greasy guy who raged at every other word
Nick's saying nonsense buzzwords, his locals simps want to believe Nick is innocent, so he just has to say something like "it's not straightforward" and his few remaining fans will accept it uncritically
Did he say when he entered this totally not rehab? If he had entered a program around the time of the arrest he would have bragged about it before now.
Yeah, I don’t think he’s going for a plea deal.
Yeah pouring glass after glass of liquor and researching ways to circumvent drug tests.
He can still do fair use commentary, just yell and talk a bit less. His voice is kinda grating when he yells
He's also a sperg in general, sucking at nintendo's teat in a very childish tribalistic manner (nintendo = god, anything else = garbage). He's got his own thread if you want to read into him some. He did a good job tonight as the only sniper, 1000% better than his usual videos.
I actually believe this because this is the first time in his life mommy and daddy can't wave their checkbook and make it go away.
he should be paying his lawyer to do that. what the fuck is he thinking?
translation: "other streamers aren't twisting the publicly available facts in my case to make me look like less of a LOSER, FAGGOT, ALCOHOLIC, CUCK than i actually am."
hmmm
Finishing treatment on 9/11 would line up pretty well with being ordered to complete a 30 day program at the 8/7 CHIPS hearing.
I’m good, I don’t think I can handle another Nintendrone.
Driving those damn kids around must really take a toll on his mental health
if it is a 90 day program it would also line up with his claim that his last drink was june 5, which he claimed in a prior chat. not sure which is more likely except for the fact that the idea of him being sober for 90 days sounds impossible? 30 would be the bare minimum, but a "90 meetings in 90 days" is also possible as a recommendation by the lawyer.
Silly Nick Rekeita, this is no way to treat your Eskimo brother Aaron!
Based? Are you trying to make me like him?
