Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

Personally I’m 50/50 on whether Nick is still using. His sperging on Twitter and drunk spelling certainly implies it.

OTOH, he’s constantly seething and seems depressed from the lack of drink, and seems to be in that kind of mood that anyone who’s ever dealt with a bitter, dry drunk can recognize.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Even if Nick is off drugs (I highly doubt April would be), it's impossible to stay clean while you're still hanging out with the people you did drugs with. It's only a matter of time before he starts on the slippery slope of "I was good this week, a small bump as a treat wouldn't hurt".

I've seen this shit before.

 

[buttmunch]

c'mon nick your case isn't interesting in a technical sense, you got high for weeks and literally streamed it to the point it was so obvious you couldn't come to any other conclusion, you weren't caught on a clever technicality, or gubberment lie, anyone with eyes in their head could see you were coked off your head, and wow what do you know when they showed up you had coke, shocking i know...

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

What was his spiel on defending drugs addicts as a (non)practicing criminal defense lawyer?

The generic: 'Gubmint forces shite on people who cannot fight back and need help and compassion because they have a problem. Some people have addictive personalities and need to police that. I don't have one, but in uni Everquest was taking hours a day, so I quit it with no problem. If I were addicted to something or it were hurting someone, I wouls stop immediately'

This is the biggest cope ever. Inpatient or outpatient, doesn’t matter. You’re a patient either way. Rehab is rehab.

He is literally counting the days till he is off of monitoring, but he definitely isn’t addicted to alcohol.

But if he doesn't *say* it, then you cannot prove it!

- His average day is poring through evidence and researching legal cases.

I believe him. He has hundreds of thousands of drug addiction case to look over to try to find the one or two that will give him the ultimate legal strategy to win!

Notice hoe he does not mention spending time with children...

- He tries not to say anything that "locks in facts". Makes it hard to stream because it's all he wants to talk about. Case is fascinating, but he can't say what makes it fascinating.

It is only interesting because Nick is playing out Greek Tragedy. Otherwise, it is a typical drug addict case. Nick's narcissism makes it more than it is.

He kept saying "I'm not DIAGNOSED" repeatedly. Very interesting.
Going to "rehab" programs usually help either expunge charges, lower charges, suspend, etc.
I'm no lawyer, but something tells me his lawyers told him to do this to help lower at least SOMETHING.
Just my hunch . . .

Parents are my guess...

Wait, is Nick actually implying that if they made speeding completely legal or removed all speed limits then less people would die in traffic accidents? is that the pants on head retarded way he's interpreting those numbers? or is he just seething that he personally wasn't the exception to the law?

He has a clip talking about how abolition of speed limits would solve most traffic problems. The 'unseen hand' would moderate people's driving to the maximum safe limit. I have posted it before, but I'll try to find it again.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He's spiking his cans. That's why you never hear him open one on stream. He's still drinking his ass off.

All we're missing now is the tranny stripper shitting on a glass table.

Nick was the stripper on the pole in Nashville. Ask that Valhalla awaits faggot about it. No proof of glass bottom boats that I'm aware of.

Unless there is some other stuff outside of his streams, proving harassment is going to be hard. They don't have him cold on it. You know that, right? I am genuinely confused if you are that bad at this or if you just lie.

There was a VICTIM in all of this! That's what Nick has written. Which sounds a lot like what April said after she was first let out of the pokey. Someone did this to me. I honestly wonder if Qayla is indifferent on the revenge porn (after all, she's proud of her body), and the revenge porn is a wedge to keep April in tow. Likely as a prolonged legal battle against Aaron. Get him on that, then I guess try to get him on a domestic or harassment RO? Then more megamind crack ho?

 

[Oxyjen]

He's spiking his cans. That's why you never hear him open one on stream. He's still drinking his ass off.

He actually did make a point of opening one during this stream, along with the lane “coke” joke. But it soon became obvious that he had two cans on the go, the other one presumably pre-filled with whisky. I’m only surprised we didn’t hear ice cubes rattling inside it.

It is only interesting because Nick is playing out Greek Tragedy. Otherwise, it is a typical drug addict case. Nick's narcissism makes it more than it is.

It’s slightly more interesting than the usual drug addict case because Nick’s exceptional hubris in believing he’d get away with it forever left him massively exposed and with a lot to lose.
So he didn’t just get busted with a wrap and take a smack on the wrist for it, he’s on the verge of dealer quantities. Plus guns lying around. And it was out in the open with no precautions, leading to his kid getting into it.

So he’s facing potentially really serious charges, plus an entire separate arm of the state trying to decide if it’s safe to leave his kids around him. Which he’s even confounded by insisting on keeping the coke ape on site.

And everyone knows every single fucking detail thanks to his drunken streaming and the drama community he got involved with, so he can’t even spin a convincing tale about it. (I think this is the actual “interesting” part of it for Nick)

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Nick’s stream, much like his sexual prowess, was very disappointing.

He couldn’t get it up in both contexts!

 

[Owlbear]

Personally I’m 50/50 on whether Nick is still using. His sperging on Twitter and drunk spelling certainly implies it.

I am sort of with you on everything other than alcohol. His new addict friends have likely taught him how to drink without pissing hot, because that's something an addict would know. Alcohol leaves your system pretty fast, so as long as he stays off the cannabis and is careful with the coke, he can avoid a positive test.

The shell game of mixer-sized coke cans make it clear what he is doing with the whisky.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

Personally I’m 50/50 on whether Nick is still using. His sperging on Twitter and drunk spelling certainly implies it.

OTOH, he’s constantly seething and seems depressed from the lack of drink, and seems to be in that kind of mood that anyone who’s ever dealt with a bitter, dry drunk can recognize.

yeah same. i think the evidence is inconclusive, and i'm not satisfied by the theorizing about his soda or whatever drinking habits on stream.

that said, i don't think he's sober. given how unrepentant and smug he is i would bet that he has some sort of prescription medication either himself or from the girls. something to keep him fucked up but wont get him in trouble. i think that's more likely than him sneaking booze.

of course i could be completely fucking wrong. but no matter what happens in the short term, alcohol is not done with this man.

 

[Vect]

Wait, is Nick actually implying that if they made speeding completely legal or removed all speed limits then less people would die in traffic accidents? is that the pants on head retarded way he's interpreting those numbers? or is he just seething that he personally wasn't the exception to the law?

There is evidence (largely through the Autobahn) that speed limits don't really help on highways, because it's not speed alone that kills, it's speed differences, and groups of cars will tend to self-moderate to a roughly similar speed. So yes, Nick could make a semi-solid argument that ticketing people for speeding on certain roads is pointless and arbitrary.

Of course the trifling detail is Nick wasn't just done in for speeding, he was done in for driving like a total maniac.

given how unrepentant and smug he is i would bet that he has some sort of prescription medication either himself or from the girls. something to keep him fucked up but wont get him in trouble

I maintain that Nick only drank as heavily as he did to take the edge off the cocaine, and he's realized doing increasing amounts of both at once destroyed his composure. I suspect he's simply careful about alternating between substances or sticking to one exclusively. Given alcohol is ultimatly harder to hide, his cocaine addiction started first and is the more powerful of the two, my money's on that. As for the seething, well, it's obvious that this is who he normally is.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The generic: 'Gubmint forces shite on people who cannot fight back and need help and compassion because they have a problem.

This is just cope for addicts who know they have a problem and don’t want to accept responsibility for the shit they’ve done. It works with more empathetic people. But when you’ve seen and heard a bunch of addicts talk about how we need compassion continue down a destructive path or dealt with a homeless man asking for just some money for food because they’re down on their luck and return a few hours later to see them passed out in the street with bottles around them you really just grow cold to it all.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Wait, is Nick actually implying that if they made speeding completely legal or removed all speed limits then less people would die in traffic accidents? is that the pants on head retarded way he's interpreting those numbers? or is he just seething that he personally wasn't the exception to the law?

This was tried in Montanna. Deaths went down. Most people will drive, aprox, 80mph even when there is no limit.
Highway numbers, ofc.

This isn't the kind of speeding ticket he needs to worry about tho.

 

[Baldos Revenge]

even if he is clean I still pray he gets 20 years.

 

[AnOminous]

Haha, that's a classic quote at the end.
"You guys thought I was sitting around snorting drugs, but actually I was in recovery"
I don't know about you guys but I sure feel owned right now

Why would he be in recovery, when he's never done drugs in his life and the cops planted them? Plus he's never told a lie in his life.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

There is evidence (largely through the Autobahn) that speed limits don't really help on highways, because it's not speed alone that kills, it's speed differences, and groups of cars will tend to self-moderate to a roughly similar speed. So yes, Nick could make a semi-solid argument that ticketing people for speeding on certain roads is pointless and arbitrary.

Of course the trifling detail is Nick wasn't just done in for speeding, he was done in for driving like a total maniac.

What most people outside of Germany do not know is that even the Autobahn has a universal "guideline speed" of 130km/h (about 81mph) and if you crash your car driving at excessive speeds AND crash it, you can still get slammed for the speed being outside of what would have been appropriate for: Street conditions, visibility, traffic density, among other things. And your insurance will likely not pay either or a reduced amount.

And all Autobahn areas with high traffic density come with a hard speed limit, mostly either 100km/h (~60mph) or 120km/h (~75mph).

I am from Germany, I have driven on the Autobahn all my life and while going 250km/h in a AUDI A6 down the A1 at midnight is lots of fun, people try doing the same when there is traffic everywhere and some grandpa in his Opel Corsa not looking into the mirror when he pulls out to overtake a truck is an annoyance when you are coming up behind with 120km/h, but its lethal if you come with 250km/h.

Nick can rage all he wants, traffic controls are a viable way of enforce that people follow the rules.
Especially since he also conveniently ignored how many impaired drivers they found during these controls. I believe this is the real reason, he is afraid to drive drunk and high now.

Nick really has turned into a "rage against the machine" moron who sees the government as his sworn enemy.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

I know we have confirmation of a plea deal for Kayla. Assuming Nick doesn’t have an offer yet, it may not happen.

Nick must be feeling the pressure of having to actually go to trial. And he knows he’ll lose.

 

[Desktop User2]

because it's not speed alone that kills, it's speed differences, and groups of cars will tend to self-moderate to a roughly similar speed.

If only there was a way to cap the speed differences between the cars to a velocity that modulate your reaction time to the road conditions...

 

[Melty Butter]

Who was watching the kids while he and Kayla were in rehab for 5 hours a day?

Great question.

There is about a 0% chance the kids are back in the home school co-op. (I believe this thread has proven - using Nick's own words on streams - that the co-op families are members of the church that reported Kayla and Nick.)

The next best option is the Christian school in Wilmar, which the eldest child already attended. (Tuition is about $9K/year. This means Nick or Bob has a $45K bill for all five on their hands.) I say "best" because it gets them out of that home and into a structured environment with a wider community.

It's worthwhile pausing on what these children have had to witness.

• Loss of a responsible caregiver who, by all accounts, adored and fed them. (Nanny #1)
• Parents descending into dangerous levels of addiction
• Parents entering into a polycule (no one can convince me that the eldest children didn't know)
• Cops invading their home and arresting their parents in front of them
• Being ripped from their home for 7 weeks
• Losing their church community
• Losing the only school community they've ever known

That's not even counting the child who tested positive for coke as well as good questions that this thread has considered: 1) Are all 5 back in the house? 2) Do Nick and Kayla have the children full-time?

If I'm right and they are in the Christian school, good. It's a tiny bright light.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

 

[Scout Trooper]

What most people outside of Germany do not know is that even the Autobahn has a universal "guideline speed" of 130km/h (about 81mph) and if you crash your car driving at excessive speeds AND crash it, you can still get slammed for the speed being outside of what would have been appropriate for: Street conditions, visibility, traffic density, among other things. And your insurance will likely not pay either or a reduced amount.

Tell them about the requirements and process for getting a driver's license in Germany.