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[D_Tractor]

A Redditor is trying to sell the SONICHU license plate that was stolen from Chris' minivan in a motel parking lot after Chris was arrested. Enjoy prison, stalker.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-19390960

 

[Imagine Reading This LOL]

Virtual Youtuber BSApricot, otherwise known as Froot has released a 90 page google doc where she publicly accuses her ex husband, a military spouse who she cheated on with multiple men while he was deployed, of being abusive to her.

Froot's sluttyness and infidelity have been known for over 4 years now, this is the first time she has seriously addressed this.

Reactions are, as expected, full of other v-tubers making the same "SO BRAVE" comments and others who are pointing out her infidelity and general sluttyness while also bringing up the instance she threw her co-worker under the bus to appease troomers over the Hogwarts Legacy drama of 2023.



DISCUSS

 

[Spunt]

A superb piece of investigative autism by @Kosher Dill and others has uncovered Jake Alley beautiful redhead Violet Cassandra Ocean a.k.a. SecretGamerGirl (who just happens to use an email address called jakealley@gmail.com but HAS NOT BEEN DOXED) and his many adventures on a transformation fetish forum called TFSite, under the name "Random Weirdo".

Anyone doubting that "Random Weirdo" is Jake just needs to read the below, as he uses his uniquely tortured brand of prose to share his bizarre opinions on how transgenderism works:



Kosher's remarkable work includes a searchable archive of Jake's posts.

There is more information in the latest round of JakeLeaks, which Mr Dill is keeping under his coolie hat for now.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Living communism meme, ADF is living in a brand new taxpayer subsidized apartment in a gentrified Portland neighborhood. This has led to some classic Phil spergging out against the farms.

Starts here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/adf-ph...delici-isabel-rosa-araujo.10131/post-19381710

 

[Mos]

Caden "Bluefolf" Scholeck, also known as the furry who took a shit on the plate and recorded it, has returned from his break after he deactivated two weeks ago due to the Chick-fil-A incident. Many of his orbiters have been worried of him, because Caden's last post before deactivating was a suicidebait.

Caden, however, did not come back with the BlueFolf alias. After two weeks of silence and keeping many of us in suspense, wondering whether he would finally take a step to improve himself, Caden started posting on his fart porn account and made it unprivate.



Discuss here, but do not visit the thread when in public or around others.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

The CEO of Roblox has been caught following a tranny pedophile developer by the name of GiantMilkDud aka Anthony Tyler Green. Discuss more here.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

REKIETA STREAM WATCH: THE HIATUS ENDS? Nick Rekieta posted to Locals Thursday morning Minnesota time teasing that his streaming hiatus (three weeks and counting) was to end with a stream THAT NIGHT.

UPDATE: THE WAIT IS OVER! The drought of Rekieta Law content ended shortly after the clock struck midnight Saturday in Minnesota with a final tally of 24 calendar days. The title promised a series of exciting topics (link to thread), like how Elder Scrolls 6 is a "Avdertisingb NIGHTMARE" and again promising in the description a "big perosnal announcement".

The first stream on YouTube/Rumble was a disaster, as he was streaming a slideshow at about 1 fps:

After 11 minutes Nick abandoned trying to fix his computer. He later retreated to streaming in the dark from his phone to to his hugbox of paid Locals subscribers (link to thread), where he dropped any pretense of doing anything other than seethe about his personal life.

He revealed his "big personal announcement": earlier in September, he completed an outpatient drug "recovery" program which he insists was NOT rehab. He also insisted that he was NOT diagnosed with a substance abuse disorder.

Most of the rest of the stream was seething about how he was so much better than everyone else in the program who were actual addicts, unlike him. Unlike the meth addicts he was forced to sit beside and interact with, he could stop drugs at any time and only did them to "party" (every day in his bathroom). He also admitted he intends to start drinking the moment the monitoring for his CHIPS case ends: "I love whiskey, I think it's great. I can't wait for when I can just have a glass of whiskey again. It'll be fantastic, and I absolutely will." Additional clips in the thread.

He promised an additional stream to actually properly cover the topics he intended to in the description (don't hold your breath)

 

[Azdy]

The zoosadist behind the infamous video of a man raping a bloody dead deer has been identified by @Polentic as John Daniel Valiant of Pennsylvania.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/zoosadism-megathread.47973/post-19395397

 

[geckogoy]

Join us today on space station 13! (Saturday, 6PM EDT)

(image by @HahaYes)

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

David “smartschoolboy9” London/‘Alter’, the British pedophile behind hundreds of Instagram accounts where he pretends to be a child while wearing bizarre clothing and white face paint, is currently trying to clear his name on FaceBook under his “Stefanie Schoolie” persona (Stefanie Schoolie is him pretending to be a teenaged girl).



“Adam Adler” is also an obvious David sockpuppet, as he has been defending “Stefanie” while pretending like “she” is an innocent teen girl.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Pearl Davis, pick me girl who previously was dating and dumped by a homeless black man, was on Twitter declaring that another Twitter user was faking a proposal.

Archive

The problem? The Twitter poster posted her and her fiance in the literally next post

Here he is btw, literally one click over.

Is she coping and sneeding? Looking for attention? Farming Elon bucks? Discuss here.

 

[Mos]

Caden, however, did not come back with the BlueFolf alias. After two weeks of silence and keeping many of us in suspense, wondering whether he would finally take a step to improve himself, Caden started posting on his fart porn account and made it unprivate.

Shit continues.

Caden realized people were finding out about his fart account, which resulted in him privating the account again. As Caden was unable to be left alone to enjoy his gassing (which hurts nobody chud), he logged on his SFW alt account asking people just to leave him alone. Shortly after, Caden returned back on the BlueFolf account to post a thread addressing the allegations, as well as publicly admitting to having a scat fetish. Orbiters as expected found their ways to defend Caden.

Discuss here.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

In other news, BPD ragewhore and sock queen Zoey / emoboyfucker69 has come back under @mitsufan, and is currently getting Colton to do her routine of accusing random people of being socks.

Follow up to this Community Feature. Zoey and Colton decided to have a discussion on Discord about what to do regarding their threads. Zoey however decided to abandon Colton bringing an end to their short friendship due to Colton being annoying:

Zoey shared the Discord DMs she had with Colton. In addition to Colton begging Zoey for help getting a girlfriend:

Colton also asked Zoey if she could burn down @Assistant Manajerk's house:


Discuss Here

 

[Spunt]

Lucas Werner's dementia-addled mother Myrna visited her useless bumcel son in his group home, and casually blurted out confirmation of what we all long suspected, that Lucas is dying of diabetic kidney failure, as well as accidentally dissing him for being too much of a spastic retard to live in a regular group home and not being trusted to cook his own food:

Stage 4 has a life expectancy of a few years, if he moves on to Stage 5 he's toast - given his relentless refusal to improve his shitty diet and habits, it may soon be time to warm up those F keys.

 

[AltisticRight]

How do you spend your birthday?
Visiting your offspring that you only get 2 hours a month with, and have to pay child support while embarking on an international pillgrimage for? While Xeeting angrily at DarkSydePhil?
You're not alone. You probably have quadruple titties too.

>My (our)

He's also awfully concerned with Phil's penis, and what comes out of it. Classy.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Another mass shooting has occurred in Birmingham, Alabama where "multiple shooters" killed 4 people, and injured 18. Feel free to guess the race!

Edit:
>the news believes this was an isolated incident, not a random attack
>the police are investigating if they used a glock switch

Edit 2: Birmingham Police Department held a press conference regarding the shooting.

 

[Harm]

There is photographic evidence suggesting that disgraced speedrunner Adam "Chibinekodemyx" White is currently slaying low IQ pussy in Japan.


Note: That is not Chibi dressed as Princess Peach in the second photo, it's his westernized hoe.

There's no word yet on how many bananas have been affected by this news.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

iDubbbz, back in 2020, for seemingly no reason, decided to create fake pictures of himself with a giant Monster Energy logo tattoo across his chest, which was posted to Xitter around the same time. 4 years after, it somehow reached the attention of Monster Energy itself, resulting in the official Monster Energy account making fun of him.

 

[Mister Mint]

Far-left social media account, God, has been acting a lot more like Mohammad as he has been outed as a .pdf.

Account owner, David Javerbaum (), a married man in his 50s, (this looks to be a copycat account ripping off David's schtick) followed many accounts that were explicitly run by minors, including ones flagged as "NSFW" among them a 15 year old Ukranian boy offering to do a "dick reveal", and on several occasions Javerbaum reached out to accounts that were identified as belonging to minors and requested discord links.

He went into panic mode, locked his account, and renamed it to @ChairTweeting


Reported by @The Crescent King

 

[mlanguishi]

Usher and Pink, staunch supporters of Kamala Harris, delete their entire X posting history, likely due to Diddy fallout.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-politics-general.111266/post-19401225

https://x.com/Pink

https://x.com/Usher

Update notes say Pink yanked hers last Feb