Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

He's spiking his cans. That's why you never hear him open one on stream. He's still drinking his ass off.

I've never had to take a court mandated drug test so I wouldn't know, is Nick being tested for alcohol, or just illicit substances?

Is there any proof he is taking piss tests at all? He's lied about so much already, I could see him making up the piss test story and even going to recovery in general.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Great question.

There is about a 0% chance the kids are back in the home school co-op. (I believe this thread has proven - using Nick's own words on streams - that the co-op families are members of the church that reported Kayla and Nick.)

The next best option is the Christian school in Wilmar, which the eldest child already attended. (Tuition is about $9K/year. This means Nick or Bob has a $45K bill for all five on their hands.) I say "best" because it gets them out of that home and into a structured environment with a wider community.

It's worthwhile pausing on what these children have had to witness.

• Loss of a responsible caregiver who, by all accounts, adored and fed them. (Nanny #1)
• Parents descending into dangerous levels of addiction
• Parents entering into a polycule (no one can convince me that the eldest children didn't know)
• Cops invading their home and arresting their parents in front of them
• Being ripped from their home for 7 weeks
• Losing their church community
• Losing the only school community they've ever known

That's not even counting the child who tested positive for coke as well as good questions that this thread has considered: 1) Are all 5 back in the house? 2) Do Nick and Kayla have the children full-time?

If I'm right and they are in the Christian school, good. It's a tiny bright light.

Those children are going to suffer abandonment issues for the rest of their life. I do hope they'll be able to find a stable environment in a Christian school. It's hopefully the next best option to home school co-op. Now if you'll excuse me, I going to hug my children.

 

[AnOminous]

I've never had to take a court mandated drug test so I wouldn't know, is Nick being tested for alcohol, or just illicit substances?

Is there any proof he is taking piss tests at all? He's lied about so much already, I could see him making up the piss test story and even going to recovery in general.

Not a speck and without actual evidence, pretty much anything Balldo says can be completely disregarded. His word isn't worth a turd.

 

[Pentamidine]

Is there any proof he is taking piss tests at all?

Yes - because he pissed hot for liquor and that's in one of the MNPR releases lol. Other than that, no.

 

[Desktop User2]

Not a speck and without actual evidence, pretty much anything Balldo says can be completely disregarded. His word isn't worth a turd.

Dude cant even call rehab a rehab. It´s a recovery, with meth and fentanyl addicts that have been there for more than an year. But he didn´t sleep there, it´s certainly not rehab.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Yes - because he pissed hot for liquor

Doesn't alcohol pass through your system pretty quickly though? Is he seriously that constantly hammered that he pissed hot for the one thing most people find inconceivable to piss hot for?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Doesn't alcohol pass through your system pretty quickly though? Is he seriously that constantly hammered that he pissed hot for the one thing most people find inconceivable to piss hot for?

Basic tests can only detect alcohol if it was consumed within the past 12 hours.

Advanced tests can detect it for up to 24h to 72h.

Considering this is such a run of the mill trash case, they won't be wasting money on the expensive test.
It is much easier to just show up at his house at 9pm and ask for him to fill a cup.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Considering this is such a run of the mill trash case, they won't be wasting money on the expensive test.
It is much easier to just show up at his house at 9pm and ask for him to fill a cup.

So it's safe to assume then that he hasn't gone longer than twelve hours without alcohol for... how long? And he still says he isn't an alcoholic?

 

[200MB]

All clips by @elb of last night's Locals seethestream in the dark

Forget case law or legal documents, Nick is poring through eldritch tomes for words of power to magically win his case.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

It's impressive just how much Nicky has devolved. At this point he is no different than a hobo. He clearly can't put two sentences together anymore without having a buffering pause. Man's totally swiss cheesed his own brain and the last bit of self left tells him to double down.

 

[AnOminous]

Forget case law or legal documents, Nick is poring through eldritch tomes for words of power to magically win his case.

Nick has worms in his brain.

It's impressive just how much Nicky has devolved. At this point he is no different than a hobo. He clearly can't put two sentences together anymore without having a buffering pause.

He's lost everything that makes a man a man. He had the money to be anything and he chose to be the biggest failure a man can be and become a cuckold. A cuckold is not even a man. A cuckold is a shame and a tragedy on his family.

Nobody can respect the "man" in a corner jerking off to his wife getting spit-roasted by two bulls. Imagine knowing your dad was such a pathetic, disgraceful untermensch.

 

[Spudnik]

“ "I love whiskey, I think it's great. I can't wait for when I can just have a glass of whiskey again. It'll be fantastic, and I absolutely will."

It's actually uncanny how much of a cartoonish buffoon he is when something gets between him and his vices.

 

[Desktop User2]

Basic tests can only detect alcohol if it was consumed within the past 12 hours.

Advanced tests can detect it for up to 24h to 72h.

Considering this is such a run of the mill trash case, they won't be wasting money on the expensive test.
It is much easier to just show up at his house at 9pm and ask for him to fill a cup.

I wonder if any of those daily clean tests attest he just had his first period and was starting to go through puberty.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I wonder if any of those daily clean tests attest he just had his first period and was starting to go through puberty.

Didn't someone in the Bossman Jack thread say they don't tell you the results?
Is that only for those convicted?
Or only for Virginia?
Is he spending money on extra tests?

 

[AnOminous]

It mirrors how Aydin Paladin got holes in her brain, and she even warned him about that, apparently in february.

You know you're fucked when someone with literal holes in their brain tells you they can tell you have holes in your brain too, because they have holes in their brain and know what it looks like.

 

[an_ameri]

I was taking a look at the most recent stream and paused on a random frame. The amount he has deteriorated since even the time he was arrested is astounding. His skin has the same texture as a college dorm room's carpet. Also his eyes are pointing in different directions (tax free).

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

if he really intends to keep drinking the moment he's allowed to, then we all know it'll get back to where it was before. alcoholics can't restrain themselves just like any other addict can't when they've got a supply of their drug of choice. come on rackets, i know you're reading the thread.

just do the right thing for the kids and really quit. love your family the way a father should.

 

[thebigdream]

The nanny, duh... April

"What's the problem, child, you haven't touched your coke this evening."

 

[AnOminous]

I was taking a look at the most recent stream and paused on a random frame. The amount he has deteriorated since even the time he was arrested is astounding. His skin has the same texture as a college dorm room's carpet. Also his eyes are pointing in different directions (tax free).

He's probably plastered nonstop when he's not streaming and even when he is, he doesn't stop drinking, just slows down enough he isn't falling out of his chair. He's also so brain-damaged he probably barely has any clue what's even going on around him. And on top of that, he must be under tons of stress, and is too incompetent to cope with it in his drugged out drunken state.

For the first time in his Balldo-encrusted life, he's completely not in control of the situation and can't even delude himself into believing he is. The only people left who believe a word he says are abject morons and even in his current state he has to know that. He's lost the respect of anyone whose opinion is worth anything to him, and people probably look at him with open contempt on the street.

His kids are bullied over their fag cuck dad or, possibly worse, pitied for having such a loser for a dad.

He has to tamely submit to the whims of the authorities, and is probably seething nonstop about every state demand he has to obey.

And then he obsessively reads his own thread while punching himself in the face like a mongoloid.

It's gotta take a lot out of a fellow.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick really managed to self-own.
He skipped his announced stream like a faggot pussy and now the Aaron thread is completely dead and nobody cares about him anymore.

The Toe wins without doing anything.

Well done Nick! Have a drink on me!