Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[LaughJoke2.0]

They never just try to look like a boy. They always have to have an unnatural hair color (feminine thing to do), piercings you'd expect from a sassy gay dude (feminine look), paint their nails (feminine thing to do), and be so upset that people call them a girl. Also, for being 20, she looks like a literal child.

Pooners are usually one of two things either a dyke who wants to be a man and has massive dick envy or a little white girl who doesn't feel special or oppressed enough as a little white girl.

 

[stupid frog]

It's actually fascinating to really step back an observe that reddit is a platform where thirteen year old children can discuss their genitals and sexuality with adult pedophile groomer strangers but calling somebody a nigger or a faggot is an instant ban, and that the source of this relative morality comes from broader American politics and not just the moderation policies on reddit itself.

There are kids online everywhere. COPPA is a joke that's barely enforced these days, it seems.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Somebody watched Spinal Tap and wrote fanfic

Why is there METAL in the packer?? Isn't that shit usually crocheted so that it's nice and soft on the girls' poonani???

I totally believe the pooner, actually. The full body scanners puck up anything on the body under the clothes.

Spoiler: urgh, power level

I have a silicon prosthetic which has no metal in it. Every time, I get pulled to one side and shown an outline of a body and a red area over the left side of my chest. I have to wait for a female guard. I explain post cancer, prosthetic yada yada. She looks slightly embarrassed, gently strokes over the area, thanks me, and I’m usually on my way. The last one however made me undergo the wand for explosives as well. All this is in full view of other passengers, but luckily they’re too busy with their own shit to gawk at me and my minor sexual assault.

 

[The Lawgiver]

There are kids online everywhere. COPPA is a joke that's barely enforced these days, it seems.

Only ever got enforced conveniently to make youtube more censored for normal users a few years ago and then never fucking again.

 

[Positron]

First two comments:
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There's also the possibility of "cis allies" putting in pronouns.
Definitely want to discriminate against those.

This is one of the good reasons to have at least two interviewers: they can talk about the candidate in the third person. "I think her volunteering work is impressive". "Yes, she seems to be a great fit with our company's goal." If the candidate squirms, out she goes.

 

[Local Farmer]

I'll just keep trying my best to fight off depression, and fight dysphoria, maybe i can get closer to my goals if i stop comparing myself, but it's so hard not to want to be a perfect angel like Kaworu Nagisa

This Pooner Did (not) understand Kaworu’s character.

Spoiler: NGE Sperging

Kaworu served as a friend for Shinji and as a plot marker in order for Shinji to reach self actualization. Kaworu was meant to be the person who would push Shinji to be the person he was destined to be and take confidence in himself both physically and mentally. Kaworu was trying to get Shinji to STOP comparing himself to others and free him from mental bonds

Tl;dr: pioneer should stop watching anime and do what Asuka’s Mom did

 

[PigFarm]

I found one of the most retarded posts I've ever seen in MTF, and there's a LOT of retarded posts.

Tldr: man cant figurenout how to epilate and cries. Thinks about all of lifes misfortunates (being unable to use a dryer, wearing moldy clothes, shitting himself, using only paper towel to wipe himself, washing his in the bathtub and getting damp, can't play videogames cause it reminds him of being a male shut in) and cries more.

It's long so the screenshots might be fucked, but I learned how to spoiler it so I can post the text so don't yall bitch.

Spoiler: Long and insane

I’m Tired

I was going to epilate after getting the Braun Epil 3. I heard it would’ve been painful but I was actually excited. I put on music While I was taking a shower and before I got out and epilated I thought I would trim my dense body hair. I then proceeded to spend over half an hour trying desperately to unclog the shower with my fingers. Fuck me. When I got out it was 8:00 and I couldn’t even epilate anymore. Not only that, but the stupid ass light switch of the apartment shower turned off on its own multiple times. The first couple I just had to open the curtain and the motion sensor would be triggered. That was until it decided it would just stop and I couldn’t turn it on no matter what. I also ended up dropping my fucking towel on the dirty ground and had to stay cold in the shower for a bit. All I have left to show for my attempts is an itch on my stomache from the hairs.

Is it too much to ask that I do something constructive and it end up okay? The other day I did laundry at my Uni. Although my roommate clicked on the wrong cycle by accident her clothes came out dry. I was more careful and still every single piece of clothijg came out damp. I then proceeded to breakdown when after late night grocery shopping they still were damp on my bed. It was fucking midnight, I was tired, I had nothing to eat and I just fucking wanted a bed to lie down on but apparently fuck me I guess.

I gave up and just threw them in my drawers. The following day later I came to my apartment early. I had socialized a really good amount (ever since being on E I feel much more social now) and even hitched a bus ride with a Trans girl from my Orientation group. Moreover for the first time since running away from home and living in my apartment (tmi for constipation) had a normal bowl movement. Ever since my parents found out I shaved my legs and shamed me for it, my digestion has been completely fucked. It did get better but the stress from living alone and finally cutting my family off has left me bloated and miserable. I was actually preparing for it to all go wrong again. But it didn’t suprisingly. That was until I put on a pair of pants and they smelt awful. Turns out leaving damp clothing was not a good idea at all. I deadass thought I had an accident which caused yet another breakdown because I’m asian and it’s not my fault the only thing I have in regards to cleaning up after myself is fucking paper when I’m used to water (I swear to God no one in my apartment cares more sbout hygiene than me). But no, it was the fucking dryer. Since my clothes were all damp I had no choice but to lie there in bed hoping to God that the smell would go way in the morning (it did which only served to piss me off because of how anticlimactic it all was)

So I was unable to spend those couple hours to myself by playing video games because I couldn’t help but imagining myself as those socially isolated men that stay in their mother’s basement and play video games all day while stinking up the entire place.

That’s not all. One time when after actually managing to alleviate my constipation, I started feeling somewhat at ease, I immediately proceeded to fuck it all up by hopping in the shower instead of washing my hands by the sink. I had jeans on (fuck trying to put on jeans with just one hand), and the sink is outside the room with the shower and toilet so I figured it was more hygienic to just wash my hands in the tub by simply pressing down on the nozzle to my body wash bottle with the side of my arms. I would then wash the bottle for peak hygiene.

The body wash nozzel was broken. It did not fucking work so I had to unscrew the nozzle with both of my hands all the while feeling like a disgusting animal. What’s more fucked up is that it had this same issue twice. The first by the way was after I was unpacking and had to unscrew the damn thing to get it to work (it started working after I was done with my shower fuck me I guess).

So after wanting to scream whatever sense of progress I had turned into pure mental exhaustion.

My point is that every damn time I make progress. Everytime I am happy it all goes to shit. I just want to be happy. I just want to be a cute, pretty girl that goes shopping with her friends. I don’t want to feel like this fucking freak. I don’t want to feel like a discount woman. Why couldn’t I have actually been born properly with an emotionally stable mom and dad?

Had I decided to not epilate and instead continue playing video games I would not be experiencing this level of frustration. I swear to God there is some vague entity that’s laughing at me. This has to be some kind of joke. Today was supposed to be a self care day where I decompressed after a busy week.

My body does not stop itching. I can’t even lie down and rest. Fuck it all

 

[Local Farmer]

Stop trying to pawn the troons on us. We don't want them either. Let them date each other and idiotic pansexual people who openly advertise that they enjoy ice cream on their pizza.

What a perfect way to describe Tipster

 

[The bird with tourettes]

Spoiler: urgh, power level

Spoiler

You just know some fucking MtF would post on reddit if they saw that in the airport and how jealous they'd be because it would make them so europhic and feel validated if it happened to them. They probably wouldn't care even if they knew the context.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Probably belongs in the plastic surgery abomination thread. That's 4.5 litres/kgs per tit, so far beyond ridiculous I'd be more inclined to believe a troon posted it for his fetish, or someone's trolling. Especially since, in the comments, OP also claims to be 146cm tall.

My fellow winos might occasionally get a 6-pack of wine. Those six bottles are 4500 milliliters. This bitch has a 6-pack of wine in each tit. 20 lbs of saline

They never just try to look like a boy. They always have to have an unnatural hair color (feminine thing to do), piercings you'd expect from a sassy gay dude (feminine look), paint their nails (feminine thing to do), and be so upset that people call them a girl. Also, for being 20, she looks like a literal child.

I think snakebites are something that are almost exclusively female. Probably the only piercing that is more lopsidedly female is a clit piercing

That was until I put on a pair of pants and they smelt awful. Turns out leaving damp clothing was not a good idea at all. I deadass thought I had an accident which caused yet another breakdown because I’m asian and it’s not my fault the only thing I have in regards to cleaning up after myself is fucking paper when I’m used to water (I swear to God no one in my apartment cares more sbout hygiene than me).

i thought the poo-in-the-loo memes didn’t apply to American born desis

 

[AI generated waifu]

Tldr: man cant figurenout how to epilate and cries. Thinks about all of lifes misfortunates (being unable to use a dryer, wearing moldy clothes, shitting himself, using only paper towel to wipe himself, washing his in the bathtub and getting damp, can't play videogames cause it reminds him of being a male shut in) and cries more.

This dude is obviously just dealing with too much stress in life from running away and trying to live on his own without support from parents / family. Most likely he ran off because of his 'I want to be a girl' fixation and they weren't playing along. Trans shit is making daily life much more unnecessarily difficult, too. Just imagine struggling while having to worry about 'passing' every day.

It just shows how trans is something of a class phenomenon. Only people who are well off and financially stable could entertain and maintain this bullshit. Poor people who actually have to deal with this kind of stress don't have the time to think about this.

Best thing this dude can do is reconcile with his family, if at all possible. They're probably worried about him.

 

[Miss M]

Probably belongs in the plastic surgery abomination thread. That's 4.5 litres/kgs per tit, so far beyond ridiculous I'd be more inclined to believe a troon posted it for his fetish, or someone's trolling. Especially since, in the comments, OP also claims to be 146cm tall.

It’s probably trolling and/or a tranny typing one handed considering this was one of the top Reddit posts yesterday.



They also linked the profile of a woman who has implants that size. PumpkinSpiceBimb0

And these are „only“ 4000cc.

 

[PigFarm]

This dude is obviously just dealing with too much stress in life from running away and trying to live on his own without support from parents / family. Most likely he ran off because of his 'I want to be a girl' fixation and they weren't playing along. Trans shit is making daily life much more unnecessarily difficult, too. Just imagine struggling while having to worry about 'passing' every day.

It just shows how trans is something of a class phenomenon. Only people who are well off and financially stable could entertain and maintain this bullshit. Poor people who actually have to deal with this kind of stress don't have the time to think about this.

Best thing this dude can do is reconcile with his family, if at all possible. They're probably worried about him.

Hes just a troon in university so maybe not running away, but attempting a normal life course despite being retarded and of course having rich parents pay his way. Cause no way he got a scholarship.

The dude couldn't even figure out that he could dry his clothes a second time, and I don't think he just didn't do it because he couldn't afford it. Shit when I went to uni, you doubled the price of the dryer automatically cause you knew those old and unserviced pieces of junk weren't up to doing even the smallest load the first time.

But despite showing a complete inability to exist on his own without constant crises of the most mundane degree, he'll be fast tracked into a dick chop

 

[merrybrandybuck]

This dude is obviously just dealing with too much stress in life from running away and trying to live on his own without support from parents / family. Most likely he ran off because of his 'I want to be a girl' fixation and they weren't playing along. Trans shit is making daily life much more unnecessarily difficult, too. Just imagine struggling while having to worry about 'passing' every day.

It just shows how trans is something of a class phenomenon. Only people who are well off and financially stable could entertain and maintain this bullshit. Poor people who actually have to deal with this kind of stress don't have the time to think about this.

Best thing this dude can do is reconcile with his family, if at all possible. They're probably worried about him.

He's at college lol
He quite literally can't wipe his ass without a meltdown, there's no chance that he was functional enough to even get loans, let alone a scholarship
His parents who he "ran away" from sent him there and are paying for everything, guaranteed
His wall of text is Chris Chan levels of nuclear autism, except for overdosing on 90s cartoons, he overdosed on middle-school anime girls

 

[darknation]

Hes just a troon in university so maybe not running away, but attempting a normal life course despite being retarded and of course having rich parents pay his way. Cause no way he got a scholarship.

The dude couldn't even figure out that he could dry his clothes a second time, and I don't think he just didn't do it because he couldn't afford it. Shit when I went to uni, you doubled the price of the dryer automatically cause you knew those old and unserviced pieces of junk weren't up to doing even the smallest load the first time.

But despite showing a complete inability to exist on his own without constant crises of the most mundane degree, he'll be fast tracked into a dick chop

Worse than that: after "dealing" with his constipation he has to wash his hands (which he somehow fucks up).

This motherfucker is manually evacuating his bowels. With his fingers. Which doubtless have gross tranny nails.

I've worked in healthcare, and I can tell you that keratin in nails absorbs smell. It's like fucking ambergris, you are NEVER going to get that shit-stank out of your fingers. Add that to the mould in this dipshit's clothes reactivating every time he fails to work a fucking washing machine... ye gods, the stink tearing off this absolute retard is going to be bad enough to set off the dorm fire alarms.

 

[Fapcop]

Where do lil’ doods get their clothes?



Why in the kids section obviously!

Nothing says “I’m a real man now!” Than a 5’ 3” pooner running around in children’s clothes.

 

[Bloo]

I’m Tired

I was going to epilate after getting the Braun Epil 3. I heard it would’ve been painful but I was actually excited. I put on music While I was taking a shower and before I got out and epilated I thought I would trim my dense body hair. I then proceeded to spend over half an hour trying desperately to unclog the shower with my fingers. Fuck me. When I got out it was 8:00 and I couldn’t even epilate anymore. Not only that, but the stupid ass light switch of the apartment shower turned off on its own multiple times. The first couple I just had to open the curtain and the motion sensor would be triggered. That was until it decided it would just stop and I couldn’t turn it on no matter what. I also ended up dropping my fucking towel on the dirty ground and had to stay cold in the shower for a bit. All I have left to show for my attempts is an itch on my stomache from the hairs.

Is it too much to ask that I do something constructive and it end up okay? The other day I did laundry at my Uni. Although my roommate clicked on the wrong cycle by accident her clothes came out dry. I was more careful and still every single piece of clothijg came out damp. I then proceeded to breakdown when after late night grocery shopping they still were damp on my bed. It was fucking midnight, I was tired, I had nothing to eat and I just fucking wanted a bed to lie down on but apparently fuck me I guess.

I gave up and just threw them in my drawers. The following day later I came to my apartment early. I had socialized a really good amount (ever since being on E I feel much more social now) and even hitched a bus ride with a Trans girl from my Orientation group. Moreover for the first time since running away from home and living in my apartment (tmi for constipation) had a normal bowl movement. Ever since my parents found out I shaved my legs and shamed me for it, my digestion has been completely fucked. It did get better but the stress from living alone and finally cutting my family off has left me bloated and miserable. I was actually preparing for it to all go wrong again. But it didn’t suprisingly. That was until I put on a pair of pants and they smelt awful. Turns out leaving damp clothing was not a good idea at all. I deadass thought I had an accident which caused yet another breakdown because I’m asian and it’s not my fault the only thing I have in regards to cleaning up after myself is fucking paper when I’m used to water (I swear to God no one in my apartment cares more sbout hygiene than me). But no, it was the fucking dryer. Since my clothes were all damp I had no choice but to lie there in bed hoping to God that the smell would go way in the morning (it did which only served to piss me off because of how anticlimactic it all was)

So I was unable to spend those couple hours to myself by playing video games because I couldn’t help but imagining myself as those socially isolated men that stay in their mother’s basement and play video games all day while stinking up the entire place.

That’s not all. One time when after actually managing to alleviate my constipation, I started feeling somewhat at ease, I immediately proceeded to fuck it all up by hopping in the shower instead of washing my hands by the sink. I had jeans on (fuck trying to put on jeans with just one hand), and the sink is outside the room with the shower and toilet so I figured it was more hygienic to just wash my hands in the tub by simply pressing down on the nozzle to my body wash bottle with the side of my arms. I would then wash the bottle for peak hygiene.

The body wash nozzel was broken. It did not fucking work so I had to unscrew the nozzle with both of my hands all the while feeling like a disgusting animal. What’s more fucked up is that it had this same issue twice. The first by the way was after I was unpacking and had to unscrew the damn thing to get it to work (it started working after I was done with my shower fuck me I guess).

So after wanting to scream whatever sense of progress I had turned into pure mental exhaustion.

My point is that every damn time I make progress. Everytime I am happy it all goes to shit. I just want to be happy. I just want to be a cute, pretty girl that goes shopping with her friends. I don’t want to feel like this fucking freak. I don’t want to feel like a discount woman. Why couldn’t I have actually been born properly with an emotionally stable mom and dad?

Had I decided to not epilate and instead continue playing video games I would not be experiencing this level of frustration. I swear to God there is some vague entity that’s laughing at me. This has to be some kind of joke. Today was supposed to be a self care day where I decompressed after a busy week.

…Couldn't he just put the clothes back in the dryer a second time? It would be a pain in the ass but better than wearing damp clothes. I’ve had a similar problem at a laundromat with a shitty old dryer but put them back in.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This dude is obviously just dealing with too much stress in life from running away and trying to live on his own without support from parents / family. Most likely he ran off because of his 'I want to be a girl' fixation and they weren't playing along. Trans shit is making daily life much more unnecessarily difficult, too. Just imagine struggling while having to worry about 'passing' every day.

It just shows how trans is something of a class phenomenon. Only people who are well off and financially stable could entertain and maintain this bullshit. Poor people who actually have to deal with this kind of stress don't have the time to think about this.

Best thing this dude can do is reconcile with his family, if at all possible. They're probably worried about him.

He needs to stop overthinking things. Most of his problems come from panicking over a small number of other problems. I mean, fuck me, imagine giving yourself constipation because your parents asked why you shave your legs.

 

[Mark Robinson BussyLiquor]

They also linked the profile of a woman who has implants that size. PumpkinSpiceBimb0

And these are „only“ 4000cc.

It's one thing to place such Eldritch abominations inside trannies, but it should be illegal to place them inside Women. and any woman who desires to get such things implanted should be sternly counseled by a very masculine and handsome government official who makes them feel like they're already perfect as they are. I will be that government official.

Any doctor who implants such things inside Women should be put on trial and, if convicted, lawfully executed by firing squad.

 

[Syikeblade]

Link

Tranny ends up having a crush on his co worker because he's nice to him.
Eventually realizing it'll never happen and blames the universe for his problems.

Also not the first time it's happened



Clearly didn't learn the first time