Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[Battyforluv]

Christ, you really do think the leather jacket makes you look cool, Colton. That's hilarious.
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oh fuck off

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Christ, you really do think the leather jacket makes you look cool, Colton. That's hilarious.
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You know, Colton sure does look happy there. Real shame he's never gonna be able to attend that convention again lmao

 

[Battyforluv]

Christ, you really do think the leather jacket makes you look cool, Colton. That's hilarious.
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blob thinks his leather jacket with his dorky poorly put on patches are cool too and he gets accused of stolen valor all the time in the bars he goes to @Assistant Manajerk

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

@SSj_Ness, get in here! We need an opinion from a real right winger on tranny Colton's political opinions.

Autistic stinkditched transbian brony Athiestic Satanists are based! Just let the Overton window shift for 10 more years.

 

[Battyforluv]

You know, Colton sure does look happy there. Real shame he's never gonna be able to attend that convention again lmao

fuck everfree northwest for wrongly banning me

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

fuck everfree northwest for wrongly banning me

So what conventions will you be going to instead?

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

he gets accused of stolen valor all the time in the bars he goes to @Assistant Manajerk

That's infinitely more cool than being a leather faggot homo who is fat and bald.

 

[Battyforluv]

That's infinitely more cool than being a leather faggot homo who is fat.

i am not fat. blob is fat

 

[TheNazgulKing]

fuck everfree northwest for wrongly banning me

You and Chris-Chan have one thing in common: you're both banned from Everfree Northwest.

Of course, Chris has a girlfriend and a penis, so he's still doing better than you.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

i am not fat. blob is fat

You're pretty fat, a man duh!

 

[LobsterBoy669]

fuck everfree northwest for wrongly banning me

Poor pitiful Colton, always playing the victim. Just another aspect of your myriad of mental illnesses.

 

[Battyforluv]

That's infinitely more cool

it isn't tho

 

[Schizoid Wife]

We need a Tomlinson Colton crossover, screeching their signature lines at each other until one of them dies.

Hey, Colton, you might make an actual friend here!

Here's a tutorial:

1. Go on Twitter.
2. Look for user stealthygeek
3. Reply to his Tweets explaining your opinions on politics
4. Ask him about his child

And you've got a new friend!

 

[Battyforluv]

You're pretty fat, a man duh!
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fake picture is fake

Poor pitiful Colton, always playing the victim. Just another aspect of your myriad of mental illnesses.

i do not have a mental illness

 

[Drip Torch]

You're pretty fat, a man duh!
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The resemble is perfect, just needs a Fedora for maximum hat tipping.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

i am not fat. blob is fat

That picture of you at everfree looks more like a thumb with legs than a woman. Regardless though, you're an irresponsible and useless eater who brings no skills or knowledge to the world. An evolutionary dead end, stewing and rotting away into a vile puddle of rot and pus, only to be remembered and recognized by us exclusively. Nobody else gives enough of a shit to even notice you, let alone listen.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Even in public, Colton is a lonely virgin with no dick.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

i do not have a mental illness

You do though, Colton. You're one of the most mentally unwell people I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with. You, genuinely, need to put on some sort of anti-psychotic. You're a fucking lunatic and a potential danger to society. Because I look at the shit you're saying, and I see the exact sort of loser who ends up shooting up a school.

 

[Axiom.]

Even in public, Colton is a lonely virgin with no dick.
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I like how Colton still stands out from the crowd

Edit: I love this community

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

@Trombonista Please add as many tags related to Coltroon being fat that you can to this thread

Thanks @Trombonista.