For sure, we know that - but it's an insane thing to think that random American troons,possibly in crisis, know and can parse the meaning of on any way whatsoever.
If you're some black American troon specifically with no germanic knowledge you'd see that post, Google schwarze to find out it meant black, pososble see some black Pete esque Google images, and just be like wtf does this have to do with shit?
Especially currently with the whole "Haitans are causing chaos " right wing news cycle.
It's just classicly selfish and traded that despite having like 10 different acocutns and avenues she can't but help crowbar her very specific instances into this place where, if she was doing a better impression of being legit, it has no place at all.
He’s so commercial that he’s one of the very few authors I’ve seen make and star in television ads for his books
Even Stephen King keeps the TV appearances to interviews.
The only more basic bitch romance author I can think of is Danielle Steel. Maybe Colleen Hoover too, but it’s twenty years too early for Staph to know of her existence. Can’t wait for Staph to tell the world about the most scandalous romance she’s ever read, “Flowers in the Attic” by VC Andrews!
Peak Stephanie try-hard. Someone jokes about eating a lot of hallucinogenic mushrooms, and now ol Staph the know-it-all, who has not once eaten shrooms in her entire life, pulls an "um akshully" on them. The only thing she knows about drugs is how to get ripped off over the internet and ingest stuff that has as much effect as a NyQuil.
Also "...milkshake laced with ayahuasca" lmao that isn't how that works
TIL Staph doesn’t think employers know how to Google.
I think my favorite thing Staph does is shoehorn herself into conversations that completely delegitimizes her transition. For example:
Tweet: Girls all LOVE pumpkin spice
Staph: Acktshualllly I’m trans masc and it makes me shit
Girl. You’re not a girl cause you transitioned right? So why is the post about girls relevant to you? Is it because you know you’re just a girl larping as a beast?
Classic genderspecial behaviour - following all the stereotypes expected of one's biological sex, but acting like it's some groundbreaking thing because you're doing it while identifying as some wacky new gender. For Staph her worst nightmare is to be seen as a boring mentally ill white American woman with weird interests (what she actually is) so she's Swedish-Irish, a viking/druid, a gnome and a fern, married to Loki and can talk to ghosts. It's the lazy route to standing out, rather than actually doing something productive or interesting, but if anything... she certainly has a talent for getting herself into amusing online drama.
NGL, would love to see her reaction when she gets "ma'am"ed by the cops. For all her angry argumentative posts online, she seems like such a wuss in person, I can see her feebly attempting to correct them while breaking down into tears as opposed to resisting arrest, cussing them out and demanding she be referred to as a they/he. Major props to anyone in a position of authority who has to deal with a troon/pooner meltdown - I can't imagine keeping a straight face around someone like Staph.
Was idly watching Hoarders yesterday and was reminded of Staph by the infamous "worst hoarder of all," Shanna.
Her mouth is a little big, but the vibe is there.
For those unfamiliar with Hoarders and/or Shanna - she lived in a house that was not only hoarded out to the point of cleaners needing full PPE, but enjoyed hoarding her own shit and piss in water jugs (which created a massive mountain of fecal/piss jugs) and admitted that she likes the thought of eating food that had been contaminated with her poop. At one point she declares "I've been eating my poop for 20 years" and demands that the cleanup professionals allow her to eat some of the contaminated food as "one last party".
Since we know that Staph also loves poop (as she misses no opportunity to bring it up), I wonder if Shanna Jr. is her future in the next 15 or 20 years.
I had managed to block out Shanna from my memory but Staph's ability to be Shanna 2.0 is way too real and easy to imagine. She already collects skin pickings and overshares her bathroom habits. Gonna go bleach my brain now.
I had managed to block out Shanna from my memory but Staph's ability to be Shanna 2.0 is way too real and easy to imagine. She already collects skin pickings and overshares her bathroom habits. Gonna go bleach my brain now.
I can't remember the episode, but I suddenly have the urge to dig through my hard drives for it. Hoarders was a wild ride. I wish that it was still running, a ton of us farmers would be all over it, we'd have a ball.
She hasn't given a set date for it yet. What do you want to bet it'll have something to do with the US Presidential election?
Speaking of predicting the future, that's another thing conspicuously missing from Stephanie's witchy LARP. Shouldn't she be taking pictures of a rune casting on a rumpled blanket and going on and on about what she read in the bones? Obviously no tarot--there are enough people in her circles who read tarot that it wouldn't be special--but runes would let her flex her totally real language skills and heritage, plus have fewer fact-checkers.
She says that he will 'physically' return to earth, which sounds like some Marvel shit. She has mentioned that it will be in January, so I'm wondering if she's going to start claiming that he has incarnated into her in the new year. Maybe it'll be like her MJ possession larp but with the caps lock randomly hit to make her appear like a lE rAnduM chAOs lOrD.
I read that according to Norse canon, when Loki returns to Earth and causes Ragnarok to happen, everyone dies apart from two people, specifically a man and a woman. If she is a true and honest intersex bxy then she obviously won't be saved.
I don't think she will ever show off having any rune skills, because from someone I used to know that was into reading the runes, rune readers are WELL ACKSHUALLY nerds, especially online. She would get dogpiled from reading them even a tiny bit wrong. It seems like a complicated divination tool that requires a lot of study, something Staph hasn't the patience for.
I love how they’re like “Loki’s gonna fix global warming! Loki for president!” But “Loki’s” plan once he’s returned to earth is to make global warming worse so humans do something.
This is literally almost exactly how it happened. I didn't even know she was there until I saw her across the pit, then I tried to get out on the opposite corner and she just swam under the balls and popped back up 100% in my personal space. This was how I woke up today: View attachment 6444455
I'm so sorry that you still have to deal with nightmares about her.
I can only picture this like a scene from a Jaws parody. Staph's fedora rising up like a shark fin slicing through the water as the music gets progressively louder. When her head pops out, instead of chomping down she starts sperging about her gross fanfics and boring gendie stuff. I hope that is less horrible than the one in your dream.
Peak Stephanie try-hard. Someone jokes about eating a lot of hallucinogenic mushrooms, and now ol Staph the know-it-all, who has not once eaten shrooms in her entire life, pulls an "um akshully" on them. The only thing she knows about drugs is how to get ripped off over the internet and ingest stuff that has as much effect as a NyQuil.
Also "...milkshake laced with ayahuasca" lmao that isn't how that works
She says that she wants to start working with baneful (poisonous) herbs. Hopefully she'll starr with a less toxic substitute that just makes her shit herself. Baneful herbs can cause hallucinations. The flying ointment gets its name from the hallucinations of floating and weightlessness. I'm picturing an oily Staph running around with a broom between her legs like a Harry Potter sperg.
Speaking of predicting the future, that's another thing conspicuously missing from Stephanie's witchy LARP. Shouldn't she be taking pictures of a rune casting on a rumpled blanket and going on and on about what she read in the bones? Obviously no tarot--there are enough people in her circles who read tarot that it wouldn't be special--but runes would let her flex her totally real language skills and heritage, plus have fewer fact-checkers.
She says that he will 'physically' return to earth, which sounds like some Marvel shit. She has mentioned that it will be in January, so I'm wondering if she's going to start claiming that he has incarnated into her in the new year. Maybe it'll be like her MJ possession larp but with the caps lock randomly hit to make her appear like a lE rAnduM chAOs lOrD.
I read that according to Norse canon, when Loki returns to Earth and causes Ragnarok to happen, everyone dies apart from two people, specifically a man and a woman. If she is a true and honest intersex bxy then she obviously won't be saved.
Loki is supposed to return with Surtr, Jormungand, and Fenrir at his side, his daughter Hel will unleash the armies of the dead, and the sun and moon will be eaten by giant wolves. She should start handing out Ragnarok Chick Tracts like that Cthulhu Chick Tract parody.
I love how they’re like “Loki’s gonna fix global warming! Loki for president!” But “Loki’s” plan once he’s returned to earth is to make global warming worse so humans do something.
Loki is supposed to return with the fire giants (he's part fire giant, not ice giant) to burn the world. Loki thinks global warming isn't going far enough.
Jeez I'm in for a boring time with screencaps because she has gone autistic about some animated series about Norse myths. I usually hate her live commentary about TV shows/movies, but I'm including these because of her Norse sperging and Loki husbando inserts.
What a great pagan, ditching a solstice to watch cartoons. 'Tom Hiddleston, eat your heart out.' Sacrilege words in this thread.
Holy shit, imagine her with a tattoo saying 'The Scapegoat God.'
'It was Loki's idea to pimp me out to half the gods in exchange for wisdom!' What a bad trade.
Staph thinks she is hilarious because she repeated the fact she shouted this on a Tumblr post. Her Tumblr is now riddled on both accounts by posts about the show.
The show's depiction of Loki:
Hotter than Tom Hiddleston apparently. Hiddleston isn't my cup of tea but I would take him over whatever this grey thing is. 'I only exist so men may blame me.' Nice reblog by someone who blames Loki for everything.
Idk, I can get behind this depiction. Much more so that first image than the toilet paper roll torso he has in that second pic, but he looks a bit like a drow and I can dig that. I do think it looks more appropriate for a 'hey I'm blatantly not human and obviously not to be trusted' than Marvel-Prettyboy Hiddleston (whose red flag was probably mostly just the amount of hair product he used).
He's kinda like if you bishie'd a draegloth, minus the extra arms.
However, if I gave Stapphy's claims that she likes women literally any credence I'd be surprised that she isn't making more noise about Jormungandr from this show. Isn't she supposed to be a monsterfucker or something?
I just KNOW I'm going to see a bunch of thirsposts about this chick all over tumblr.
She hasn't given a set date for it yet. What do you want to bet it'll have something to do with the US Presidential election?
Speaking of predicting the future, that's another thing conspicuously missing from Stephanie's witchy LARP. Shouldn't she be taking pictures of a rune casting on a rumpled blanket and going on and on about what she read in the bones? Obviously no tarot--there are enough people in her circles who read tarot that it wouldn't be special--but runes would let her flex her totally real language skills and heritage, plus have fewer fact-checkers.
It is for sure about the election, it is about who ever will be inaugurated in January. It's easy enough to make up bullshit about, no matter who wins.
If Harris wins: "Trump is over, this is the end of global fascism, Loki saved the earth"
If Trump wins: "It is over, global fascism is here, Loki has come to fight global fascism"
She’s Loki has gifted me a couple fun custom titles. The one about scissoring fingers and now the black man.
ETA in post-nut clarity…has this been posted? I haven’t seen it, but I love how she is “open” only if they follow her rules (no rules posted though, so I guess one has to guess at them). Played husband clip of xyr doing Norwegian throat singing or whatever it is she does, and he drew an apt comparison to this: Bulldog or Staph: Who Performed Better?
Spoiler alert (not really): Bulldog is 1000% cuter.
Classic genderspecial behaviour - following all the stereotypes expected of one's biological sex, but acting like it's some groundbreaking thing because you're doing it while identifying as some wacky new gender. For Staph her worst nightmare is to be seen as a boring mentally ill white American woman with weird interests (what she actually is) so she's Swedish-Irish, a viking/druid, a gnome and a fern, married to Loki and can talk to ghosts. It's the lazy route to standing out, rather than actually doing something productive or interesting, but if anything... she certainly has a talent for getting herself into amusing online drama.
NGL, would love to see her reaction when she gets "ma'am"ed by the cops. For all her angry argumentative posts online, she seems like such a wuss in person, I can see her feebly attempting to correct them while breaking down into tears as opposed to resisting arrest, cussing them out and demanding she be referred to as a they/he. Major props to anyone in a position of authority who has to deal with a troon/pooner meltdown - I can't imagine keeping a straight face around someone like Staph.
“Once we’re oathed”
Does she think when Loki (lol) returns to the mortal world (lol) that he’s going to marry her (lol) and give her lots of money (lol)?
I had managed to block out Shanna from my memory but Staph's ability to be Shanna 2.0 is way too real and easy to imagine. She already collects skin pickings and overshares her bathroom habits. Gonna go bleach my brain now.
At the end, I believe she's deemed mentally incompetent and it's said she should have never been allowed to live alone. Adult protective services ship her off to a home
Hello everyone, I come to you with a TCC cringe sidequest. Let's meet snowy-wife.
Originally I had just glanced at the account last night because @Pee Your Pants had mentioned that she's (a) a total nutcase, and (b) that she might be another one of those vulnerable people that Stapphy encourages right over a cliff. And then I noticed that while, yes, she is a total nutcase, she also spends an awful lot of time talking super inappropriately with a 14 y/o.
More on that later, though. Let's start with Snowy.
I'm not posting full names or addresses because (while they were easy enough to find, and if snowy happens to see this she'll recognize them easily enough) she's probably just a retarded teenager for now, I don't trust her TCC compatriots to not exploit the info, and because I do what I want. However, it wasn't terribly hard to find it all. The point of this is that if you're gonna talk shit about 'hunting down' other tumblr users, you should maybe practice a little opsec.
Pictured: hubris
Snowy is a fairly bog-standard TCC edgelord, claims to be 'married' to the ghosts of the Columbine shooters, to the point where she talks about repeatedly carving their initials into her legs and freaking out when other true crime weirdos crush on them. Identifies with Snow White (and threw a fit over Disney making the ugly latina version, ranting about it being 'woke'). #ActuallyBPD and a self-styled 'yandere' and 'necrophile'. Makes uncomfortably sexual comments to young teenagers and has dubbed herself 'mom' to a 14y/o (and oh yes, has also dubbed husbando Eric Harris their 'dad').
Even within the So Goffik and Edgy community that is true crime teenaged fangirls, 'Snowy' does not appear to be well-liked and apparently gets shittalked by others in the community, probably for acting like a total psycho even among a community of psychos (she's apparently feuding right now with some other retard about who's not-dating the Columbine shooters more, which is annoying because now she'll assume that I'm her 'h8ers' instead of a bored rando). She frequently gets her account 'termed' (read: mass reported into oblivion), which is why all of this info had to be pulled from one month's worth of manic oversharing.
So, how the fuck did we get here?
Irl, Snowy is (K.S.), possibly having changed her name from (L.M.). She is an ~18y/o teenager from a small town in Illinois with a population of less than 10,000 that has clearly seen better days. Snowy's town is, to be frank, a shithole. It's hardly unique in that sense– the Midwest is full of tiny towns in a state of decay, and this seems to be one of them. But, it's also the kind of town where her sped mom can have a Stapphy-tier table selling woowoo witchy crap at a street fair and get at least tolerated, so it appears to be the usual level of Midwest 'live and let live'. It's unremarkable.
Snowy, similarly, is the same sort of unremarkable once you get past the desperate need for an identity. Before she left them for edgier pastures, she was your typical Midwestern white chick who was into things like kpop and Motley Crew. Even now, her rl hobbies are going to highschool football games and crushing on dudes on her cousin's football team. This only reinforces the idea that she is a desperately bored white-bread teen in a one-horse town trying to deny the fact that she is slowly and inevitably going to evolve into her mother.
Pictured: Snowy, with the normal amount of filters vs. a Tim Burton filter she helpfully posted on Tumblr.
Speaking of her mother, therein may lie a hint as to why Snowy is a total nutcase online. Pictured: probably not a woman who should have reproduced, for reasons that should be apparent.
Meet Mother of the Year (A. J.), who I don't think has any extra chromosomes but is just an unfortunate pinnacle of Midwest-potato-person physiognomy. She is a proponent of black lipstick, 'let your freak flag fly', and sort-of runs a 'coven' (seven people, if you count her, Snowy, and it looks like maybe a niece), as well as selling Stapphy-tier woo arts and crafts. Her notable achievements as a parent include having had CPS called on her in the past, possibly buying alcohol for her 18y/o daughter, and picking up random strangers with said daughter to come be part of the ~coven~. I am sparing you her facebook partially because it is just FULL of pictures of the baby she lost at 23 weeks, which is tragic but kind of a shitty thing to post all over the place because those pictures are gnarly.
As the possible counterpart to... all of that... Snowy does seem to spend a fair bit of time over at her grandmother's with a whole mess of cousins, which you'd like to hope would make her a bit more normal but here we are. Grandma's house is comfortably large, even if it looks to be an absolute shithole. I didn't look into grandma much, as she's either (a) normal, or (b) her family line is punishment enough. Pictured: shithole
Anyways, the moral of the story is that while Snowy is a freakshow online, she's kind of the natural product of a white trash chick from a white trash background, trying to out goth-edgelord a mom who is also a goth-edgelord.
However, what I really don't like is the way she acts around rot4life, who according to their bio is a 14y/o kid, Granted, they also claim that they're similarly a cutter and are on a list at their school for threatening to shoot it up, but... they're 14 and I am pretty sure they're just copying the shit they're getting constantly bombarded with. Among others, by Snowy.
Presented without comment.
I'm deliberately NOT digging in too deep here because that kid is YOUNG and has terrible internet security, but this is not how you talk to a 14 y/o. I hate how many of these edgelords bury themselves so deeply in being as transgressive as possible that they forget basic boundaries like this. Just because you may have had a fucked up childhood and got screwed up early, doesn't mean you should pass that on to a kid who has a chance.
I will say, I don't think that she's a potential kiddy-fiddler like Stapphy seems to be drifting towards. HOWEVER, I think she 100% is doing that same shit that Stapphy has; handholding a kid down a path that IS going to lead Rot right into the hands of a predator. Because, let's be real, the paraphilia fandoms are not full of stable people, and I can't believe the batshit insanity that this is apparently something that had to be said:
Pictured: why
Anyways, enough of my handwringing, I hope you lot enjoyed me going way more in-depth than was ever fucking needed regarding one month's worth of posts from someone who was annoying on the internet. And as a final parting reminder:
Pictured: I know where you live now (and don't care because I'm not whatever the fuck is pictured here)
Snowy, you dumb retard, go do your fucking homework and don't talk shit when you are easy to find.
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Idk, I can get behind this depiction. Much more so that first image than the toilet paper roll torso he has in that second pic, but he looks a bit like a drow and I can dig that. I do think it looks more appropriate for a 'hey I'm blatantly not human and obviously not to be trusted' than Marvel-Prettyboy Hiddleston (whose red flag was probably mostly just the amount of hair product he used).
However, if I gave Stapphy's claims that she likes women literally any credence I'd be surprised that she isn't making more noise about Jormungandr from this show. Isn't she supposed to be a monsterfucker or something? View attachment 6447558
I just KNOW I'm going to see a bunch of thirsposts about this chick all over tumblr.
At the end, I believe she's deemed mentally incompetent and it's said she should have never been allowed to live alone. Adult protective services ship her off to a home
They shipped her to "transitional housing," but according to some Reddit posts (which, granted, have 0 credibility) she was eventually moved into a normal apartment complex with a "carer" who is just a junkie. The "carer" uses Shanna's apartment as a flophouse and she has been known to walk around pantsless, or in a nightie with no underwear.
So yeah, sounds a lot like Staph's future - maybe the junkie will be a tranny.
