Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

[Donkey Kongus]

hold on, he used google calculator on his smartphone instead of the built in calculator on the phone...

Watching Cyraxx ever try to be smart is like watching an orangutan try to use a tool.

I get what you're tryin' to say, but an orangutan would destroy Chance in a battle of wits. They might not be pros with a hammer, but have you seen them with a saw?

He wouldn't stand a chance.

 

[Pitbull Statistic]

He can "read" but he can't comprehend. Remember when he was going after Kate for awhile and kept reading some vague statue about police entrapment being illegal where it specifically talks about the police, and he declared that what she did was illegal.

Reading comprehension is 80% of today's GED test. As long as you can comprehend words and write a short essay you will pass everything except the math portion. Math is the only thing you need to study for if you are not an illiterate goblin. The reason I know this is because I did GED tutoring for community service 6 years back. I helped a guy who could barely speak English pass his GED test and I'm certain there is no way in hell chance could pass. It would take an actual miracle

 

[sodomy lifestyle]

I get what you're tryin' to say, but an orangutan would destroy Chance in a battle of wits. They might not be pros with a hammer, but have you seen them with a saw?

He wouldn't stand a chance.

At this point I believe an orangutan could be trained to drift race better than Chance.

 

[エボラちゃん]

At this point I believe an orangutan could be trained to drift race better than Chance.

 

[burchwood]

What a lame fucking stream, lmao. Hopefully it is genuinely just Sally pulling the plug on Chance, but if it really is some guy DDOSing him, it's just getting to be boring. I can't believe I was even looking forward to watching a fat guy and a goblin race in a video game, but seeing Chance freeze up on his screen showing all assists enabled is funny as hell at least.

 

[Bogliacci]

The average what? Grade point average?
He needs basic math, for one, so watch this, and tell me if he can do that.

Don’t forget when he used toddler-level tooling as an example of how he’s “a lot smarter than he looks.”

Videos like this & so many other instances are examples of how deeply insecure he is about his obvious intellectual disability. He’s trying to prove to himself just as much as everyone else that he isn’t a retard. Which he is.

This is the kind of stuff he doesn't do anymore sadly, while the raxxouts are great, him trying to act smart and just looking like a child is insane. Putting on Sally's glasses and showing that he has no clue how money, taxes, or numbers work in general. It's a child playing pretend in his parents clothes.

 

[Racist Parrot]

This is the kind of stuff he doesn't do anymore sadly, while the raxxouts are great, him trying to act smart and just looking like a child is insane. Putting on Sally's glasses and showing that he has no clue how money, taxes, or numbers work in general. It's a child playing pretend in his parents clothes.

Fucking $48k a year into $7b. Gotta love it lol.

 

[Bogliacci]

Fucking $48k a year into $7b. Gotta love it lol.

Wearing Sally's glasses makes it. Tucked under his beanie so they stay on just looking goofy af

 

[anliteralidiot]

Wearing Sally's glasses makes it. Tucked under his beanie so they stay on just looking goofy af

Don't be mean, he's able to wear them without the beanie..... He's just got a small head lmfao

 

[Bogliacci]

Don't be mean, he's able to wear them without the beanie..... He's just got a small head lmfao

A little hairy coconut head

 

[Raxxinator]

This is the kind of stuff he doesn't do anymore sadly, while the raxxouts are great, him trying to act smart and just looking like a child is insane. Putting on Sally's glasses and showing that he has no clue how money, taxes, or numbers work in general. It's a child playing pretend in his parents clothes.

Can’t remember who said it, I think it was Schmeckle Cat. He theorized that any time Chance is left home alone, he probably plays dress up in Ed’s clothes & acts like him. The mental image made me laugh pretty heartily. I miss Schmeckle.

I also doubt the goblin is ever left home alone now. His online bullshit aside, you know he absolutely would sneak into other people’s rooms & root through their belongings like a ferret.

 

[Meat Target]

Can’t remember who said it, I think it was Schmeckle Cat. He theorized that any time Chance is left home alone, he probably plays dress up in Ed’s clothes & acts like him. The mental image made me laugh pretty heartily. I miss Schmeckle.

I also doubt the goblin is ever left home alone now. His online bullshit aside, you know he absolutely would sneak into other people’s rooms & root through their belongings like a ferret.

He's worn Ed's shirts on camera before.

 

[RaxxScholar]

Can’t remember who said it, I think it was Schmeckle Cat. He theorized that any time Chance is left home alone, he probably plays dress up in Ed’s clothes & acts like him. The mental image made me laugh pretty heartily. I miss Schmeckle.

I also doubt the goblin is ever left home alone now. His online bullshit aside, you know he absolutely would sneak into other people’s rooms & root through their belongings like a ferret.

Ed is unemployed cause of his neck surgery and sally is unemployed cause she's old and got hit by a car. They can't afford to go anywhere anyway.

 

[burchwood]

This is the kind of stuff he doesn't do anymore sadly, while the raxxouts are great, him trying to act smart and just looking like a child is insane. Putting on Sally's glasses and showing that he has no clue how money, taxes, or numbers work in general. It's a child playing pretend in his parents clothes.

It's crazy to think he would've been 28 years old back then, and that's how he spent the entirety of his 20s. A time where a teenager grows into a man, pursues a career and focuses on building a stable future for himself. And now he's 34, only having accrued a little over a thousand dollars in that PC and Xbox that were given to him within that 6 year period, and an empty resume. He doesn't do as much stupid shit as he did back then, but god damn, if it isn't freaky how someone can so casually just let life pass them by, sitting in the same attic and doing nothing for so many years on end. Never change, goblin.

 

[RaxxScholar]

I'm smart because I made a drum set out of coffee cans, plastic bags, and a drawstring from a pair of pants. Sometimes when it comes to instruments cheaper is better.

Imagine being not only this retarded, but this broke.

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

agitatedrax at the start of the stream is funny as fuck

 

[souschef]

This is the kind of stuff he doesn't do anymore sadly, while the raxxouts are great, him trying to act smart and just looking like a child is insane. Putting on Sally's glasses and showing that he has no clue how money, taxes, or numbers work in general. It's a child playing pretend in his parents clothes.

He was ugly as shit back then but he's 10x uglier today. He really deteriorated.

 

[Niggernerd]

This is the kind of stuff he doesn't do anymore sadly, while the raxxouts are great, him trying to act smart and just looking like a child is insane. Putting on Sally's glasses and showing that he has no clue how money, taxes, or numbers work in general. It's a child playing pretend in his parents clothes.

He stopped because he was asked simple math questions which is quite pathetic of him. It's why he stopped talking about writing books because he got called out for soul census. He won't ever get rid of the musician delusion because he actually thinks he can sing

 

[Delamain]

Time is a flat circle

 

[Bogliacci]

Time is a flat circle

Internet has him struggling