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Don't forget the furries that got redirected to the site like airline passengers being taken on a detour to the World Trade Center.Being real, the 2024 accounts are absolutely insane. Half of them are socks of banned users, and the other half are Zoomers born in 2005 that just turned 18. Talking to them is like talking to either a boomer or a druggie, sometimes both.
Well they're brand new adults raised on a mix of HFCS, Fortnite, microplastics, and unsupervised internet access. Its why the retardation factor is so strong with most of them.Yep, they're usually retarded /pol tards or just normal retards
Supremely annoying and should be first in line for the gulags
You're alright you can stayFuck these post-July 2024 accounts
Thank God I'm a based pre-August 2024 account![]()
We're not all bad. I've gotten some nice compliments.Supremely annoying and should be first in line for the gulags
Thanks, Carl!You're alright you can stay
I live in Ohio and the only people who support democrats are city slickers and very very old rural people who think Democrats are the same way now as they were when they were kidsi was in Ohio a few weeks ago and as I was driving through this small town (less than 50k) I saw more Harris signs than Trump signs.
I think Ohio is going blue.
Fuck these post-July 2024 accounts
Thank God I'm a based pre-August 2024 account![]()
I grant Johnny the title of Honorary ThunderdomerWell they're brand new adults raised on a mix of HFCS, Fortnite, microplastics, and unsupervised internet access. Its why the retardation factor is so strong with most of them.
You're alright you can stay
Remember how we called people on the right traitors for trying to mess with electors? Well...never mind!In relevant news: the Democrats are trying to steal Nebraska.
the one wish i have for my old age is to keep my ability to read, or have working eyes/ears, or be able to process factual information, or the ability to understand that people on TV can lie. any one of these things will give me a massive edge over the average current old person who seems unable to adapt to any kind of changeI live in Ohio and the only people who support democrats are city slickers and very very old rural people who think Democrats are the same way now as they were when they were kids
I’m a little curious how it will play out, what with how everything is made in china, but hopefully we get some decent American products that aren’t just tires or martha stewart kitchenware.
i’d rather spend my afterlife as a civil servant than defend a country that hates me.So are you guys ready to get drafted for the MIC?
Cmon’ dont throw me under the bus! After all those funny memes I gave you!Being real, the 2024 accounts are absolutely insane. Half of them are socks of banned users, and the other half are Zoomers born in 2005 that just turned 18. Talking to them is like talking to either a boomer or a druggie, sometimes both
I mean, Trump and RFK Jr. are good examples that you can schizo & shitpost well into your late 70's. I hope my descendants find them all, maybe put the best one in my urn.the one wish i have for my old age is to keep my ability to read, or have working eyes/ears, or be able to process factual information, or the ability to understand that people on TV can lie. any one of these things will give me a massive edge over the average current old person who seems unable to adapt to any kind of change
That's alot of copium. New York isn't turning red, let alone purple.I was in New York a few weeks ago and as I was driving through this small town I saw more Trump signs than Harris signs.
I think new York is going red.
She has fulfilled her promise to the American people to be agitating.
He probably won't. Discovery despises him, have point blank told him that they find his Trump/conservative bashing/SJW propaganda spewing an affront to God and Man and that he doesn't even get enough streaming views to justify the previous management's policy of posting the main story of his episode on Youtube next day anymore.
Hell, they fucked Oliver over on his contract negotiations (basically forcing him to take the same pittance he gets salary-wise after Oliver came into negotiations full of big dick "I deserve a raise" energy, causing Oliver to fire his entire management team when they failed miserably to get that raise) and more to the point, openly extorted several million bucks from Oliver when they told him they were going to erase all copies of his previous seasons "because they had no value" and forced Oliver to have to start buying them up to avoid having them erased for good along with fucking with Oliver's previously cushy hiatus schedules to force more episodes out of him.
At this point, I wouldn't be shocked if they not only cancel his show once Trump gets re-elected but also pay Oliver to sit at home for the entire length of his new contract, just to fuck him over given his status as one of Podesta's top anti-life heralds for the DNC.
I've seen this Chappell chick being astroturfed.
My rebuttal, and what should be Trump's walk-on song at his next rally in OH:
(The great Chrissie Hynde and the Pretenders)
Yeah well I drove through Cleveland this morning and I stopped at a Waffle House in the ghettoest ghetto that ever ghetto'd. I was the only huwhite in there. Everyone stared at me when I walked in with my MAGA hat and ordered some chicken n waffles. This big nigga 6'7" 350 easy came up to my booth and I was worried I might hafta pull out my gat and start Fall of Love 2024 right then and there. But he looked me straight in the eye, stuck out his hand, and said "Trump's my nigga too, nigga. Fuck dat hoe Cameltoe-ala." I shook his hand and he went back to his table. Then a little black gramma came shuffling up and told me she prays for Trump every morning and evening. Then this Shaniqua sashayed over rolling her hips like one of them hip-hop music vidyas, and she yelled at the top of her lungs "I KNOWS TRUMP GOT BARRON AND IVANKA AND ALL, BUT IF DAT NIGGA WANTED I'D HAVE HIS YALLER BABBIES UH-HUH." The whole place hummed, lots of "dass riiiiiite" and "you go girl" in the background. Then everybody got up and clapped when I pulled out my MAGA handkerchief with the swastika in two corners and the stars and bars in the other two and wiped the tears of racial reconciliation from my eyes. Then I pulled out my phone and started playing some Moon Man, everybody started dancing we had a lil impromptu concert right in the Waffle Housei was in Ohio a few weeks ago and as I was driving through this small town (less than 50k) I saw more Harris signs than Trump signs.
I think Ohio is going blue.
If they want Christians to save them then:
The only thing I give a shit about with the USDA is the grade of my meat. I need to know if I'm overpaying Prime prices for Select grade or Choice steaksand all that food was only safe to eat because of the USDA
I'm pretty sure that was Obama's fault for making fun of him at the correspondence dinner one year while Trump was in attendance.John Oliver isn't all bad. He might be at least partly responsible for Donald Trump becoming President the first time afterall!
Don’t forget the mean tweets thing where his Mic drop was “at least I’ll go down in history as a president.”I'm pretty sure that was Obama's fault for making fun of him at the correspondence dinner one year while Trump was in attendance.