Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[Guest123]

Attention Colton fans: Top behavioral scientists have been working around the clock to develop an informative graph known as the Colton Cycle™. We believe this accurately depicts Colton's complex patterns of behaviour:

 

[Battyforluv]

Sad, stinky ColtonView attachment 6449150

MY NAME ISN'T COLTON AND I DO NOT STINK!!!!!!

 

[Zjierb]

I wonder what smells worse:

Amberlynn laygs
Cobes's teeth
Colton

Spoiler: Spoiler

My money's on Colton

 

[Battyforluv]

Take a bath, Colton. Oh wait, you ran out of body wash and shampoo.

I BATHE DAILY YOU ASSHOLE!!!!! JUST LIKE ANYBODY ELSE!!!!

 

[Magicat]

I AM NOT!!!! AND IF I WAS YOU WOULD BE GETTIN OUTTA MY SWAMP!!!

"I AM NOT AS A MATTER OF FACT!!!! AND IF I WAS YOU WOULD BE GETTIN OUTTA MY SWAMP!!!"

This clinically insane lunatic is a Fatrick-Ralph-troon hybrid.

Your parents must have wept blood watching you degenerate, Colton. Have you no shame?

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

and kept asking me to help them get a gf… yuck lol

Oh my god.

@Saladfingy05 Are you on your quest for a boyfriend-free gf?

 

[LobsterBoy669]

MY NAME ISN'T COLTON AND I DO NOT STINK!!!!!!

Sure thing. By the way, do you like my new profile picture Colton? It's all the rage on this site now

 

[Battyforluv]

Not only do you stink, you REEK

I DO NOT STINK!!!!!

 

[I like things]

Hey Colton, you're a nigger and will die alone.

Thanks for the laughs.

 

[Battyforluv]

Sure thing. By the way, do you like my new profile picture Colton? It's all the rage on this site now

FUCK YOU!!!!

Hey Colton, you're a nigger and will die alone.

Thanks for the laughs.

I WILL NOT!!!!

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

FUCK YOU!!!!

You like my pfp?

It reeks for chubby manliness.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

When Colton enters a building

Dry poop smell, onion smell radiating from his armpits, rotting flesh breath.

 

[Battyforluv]

"I AM NOT AS A MATTER OF FACT!!!! AND IF I WAS YOU WOULD BE GETTIN OUTTA MY SWAMP!!!"

This clinically insane lunatic is a Fatrick-Ralph-troon hybrid.

Your parents must have wept blood watching you degenerate, Colton. Have you no shame?

MY NAME ISN'T COLTON!!!!!!

Dry poop smell

I DO NOT STINK!!!!!

 

[Rotting Carcass]

MY NAME ISN'T COLTON!!!!!!

Why do you keep responding to that name then?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I wonder what smells worse:

Amberlynn laygs
Cobes's teeth
Colton

Amber Lynn - Has had multiple lesbian girlfriends

King Cobra - Just broke his dry spell and can't keep the girls away

Colton - forever alone sad boy posting and begging strangers to find him a girlfriend

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

I DO NOT STINK!!!!!

 

[Battyforluv]

You like my pfp?

It reeks for chubby manliness.

I AM NOT A MAN!!!!!!

Amber Lynn - Has had multiple lesbian girlfriends

King Cobra - Just broke his dry spell and can't keep the girls away

Colton - forever alone sad boy posting and begging strangers to find him a girlfriend

I AM NOT A BOY!!!!!!

 

[NaggotFigger]

This is you, Colton:

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

I believe this thing believes it is a woman, weird.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I BATHE DAILY YOU ASSHOLE!!!!! JUST LIKE ANYBODY ELSE!!!!

do you wash your stinkditch