Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[Battyforluv]

Then why care about the "Colton song"?

THAT IS NOT ME!!!!!

 

[Rotting Carcass]

Roll call for people named Colton! Please react to this post with "Dumb" to affirm you are present!

 

[Spergichu]

THAT IS NOT ME!!!!!

Then why care about if it's just a completely random song that isn't about you?

 

[Anti Snigger]

Hot damn, the bully game is good in here tonight. I love this place so much.

Even the machines are in on the fun

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

THAT IS NOT ME!!!!!

If you aren't Colton you shouldn't care then.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Colton, you can prove you’re not Colton. All you need is a stream and a bottle of bleach.

 

[Battyforluv]

I asked the guy who runs Everfree (Roderigo Everfree Jr.) exactly why Colton was banned. Rod said it had nothing to do with being an autistic screeching faggot. He runs a convention for adult men who watch cartoons for little girls, that kind of behavior is expected. Colton got banned for the horrific stench emanating from his unwashed clothes and body.

On the bright side, Rod told me the hotel gave him a discount because the short time Colton was present his miasma managed to kill all the bedbugs, cockroaches, and mice in the building.

I DO NOT STINK!!!!!

 

[Assistant Manajerk]

@Assistant Manajerk can you explain when Colton fingered a mare?

Dunno. All I really know is what he told me. At the time, I thought it was just a tall tale.

What I do know is that he bought soap at a Brony con shaped like a horse dick and had it on display in the main bathroom.

 

[Battyforluv]

If you aren't Colton you shouldn't care then.

MY NAME ISN'T COLTON!!!!!!

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

MY NAME ISN'T COLTON!!!!!!

A man, duh.

 

[Battyforluv]

Colton, you can prove you’re not Colton. All you need is a stream and a bottle of bleach.

THAT IS NOT MY NAME!!!!!!

A man, duh.

I AM NOT A MAN!!!!!!

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

THAT IS NOT MY NAME!!!!!!

Admit you are Colton or you’re a nigger lover

 

[Axiom.]

Dunno. All I really know is what he told me. At the time, I thought it was just a tall tale.

What I do know is that he bought soap at a Brony con shaped like a horse dick and had it on display in the main bathroom.

I though Amanda was a lesbian, maybe Colton was just bi

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

I AM NOT A MAN!!!!!!

Huh? I'm talking about Colton, he's a man. You claim that's not you though.

 

[Battyforluv]

Dunno. All I really know is what he told me. At the time, I thought it was just a tall tale.

What I do know is that he bought soap at a Brony con shaped like a horse dick and had it on display in the main bathroom.

Because the soap was a hilarious conversatioin starter

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Colton Colton
You’re our man
If you kill yourself
Nobody can!

 

[Anti Snigger]

Because the soap was a hilarious conversatioin starter

True, conversations such as "why does this fat man named colton have a horsecock shaped piece of soap if he doesn't bathe?"

 

[Battyforluv]

I though Amanda was a lesbian, maybe Colton was just bi

MY NAME ISN'T COLTON. I AM A LESBIAN WOMAN WHOSE NAME IS AMANDA!!!!!

 

[Axiom.]

Because the soap was a hilarious conversatioin starter

CONVERSATION STARTER.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Because the soap was a hilarious conversatioin starter

You choose to stop yelling the second we bring up horse cock? I knew you were a man!