Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[InfiniteGodmode]

they were apparently banned from my thread so maybe

Respecting pronouns is gay.

 

[Glowie]

I was never the fat man's friend. I used him the moment we met back in 2017 and it worked in my favor deliciously for quite a long time I must say :3

Now you are using your elderly mother's pension, with your antics, she ends up getting strokes or heart attacks, sure as shit you won't foot the hospital bill, medication or therapy
You ran out people to use, thanks to your own actions you ruined your own future.

NOOOOO BLOODY BITCH
DO NOT TOUCH THE AT TO THE NULL
NOOOOO BITCH FUCK

"BEWARE OF OOPERATING SLOBBERDOG"
This mentally handicapped manchild jumped the fence disregarding the warning, Darwin award time.

 

[Racist Parrot]

I AM A WOMAN!!!!

Real Women don't have to tell everyone they're Women. We can tell. You obviously are just a confused faggot.

 

[Banana Nut Muffin]

I AM NOT MENTALLY ILL AND NONE OF YOU KIWIS WILL GET THE SATIFACTION OF ME GETTIN MYSELF TO KILL MYSELF!!! NOT HAPPININ FUCKERS!!!!!
I ALSO DO NOT HAVE A ROT POCKET!!!! I HAVE A VAGINA LIKE ANY OTHER WOMAN OUT THERE AND THERE IS NO DENYING THAT!!!! I AM NOT A CRIMINAL LIKE ALL YOU KIWIS ARE DOIN TO ME AND @Null WHO MADE THIS SHITFEST OF A WEBSITE!!! I AM NOT A RAPIST!!

Oh, but don't you see? We don't want you to kill yourself - your endless sperging and tard tantrums provide endless laughter to us!

 

[CEO of Gay]

Calling him a plant is an insult to the intelligence and mobility of plants.

Plants are one of many of God's gifts to the world. They provide food, flavor, and beauty, not just for us humans, but all of God's other creatures as well. Unlike the subject of this thread, @Agent Snigger at least knows when he's made a mistake and it is time to apologize.

His must be detachable

There's a couple possibilities. He either failed to find the street vendor that was selling it, or he was unable to talk the vendor down from $22 to the $17 he had in his wallet, and someone else bought it. Another lesson in the dangers of drinking too much at parties.

I mean, I'm actually willing to believe this. Any person who remembers his middle school anatomy classes and his middle school chemistry classes would know that a soap phallus would burn horribly if inserted into a butthole or a neovagina.

I AM NOT AND THAT STILL HAS NEVER BEEN MY NAME!!!!!

If that was never your name, what was your birth name?

I was never the fat man's friend. I used him the moment we met back in 2017 and it worked in my favor deliciously for quite a long time I must say :3

You know, this statement...

I AM NOT A PHYCHOPATH

...and this statement can't be true at the same time, right?

You haven't yet conceded you can't simultaneously be a woman and not be dickless.

I think your whole life is a pile of contradictions.

All of the above said, once your threadban ends, would you please treat us to your rendition of L'amour est un oiseau rebelle? I have never heard the voice of a castrato before.

 

[Assistant Manajerk]

I was never the fat man's friend. I used him the moment we met back in 2017 and it worked in my favor deliciously for quite a long time I must say :3

Aha! You say I betrayed you, yet how can there be betrayal if there was never loyalty in the first place?

 

[PositiveMonk]

I was never the fat man's friend. I used him the moment we met back in 2017 and it worked in my favor deliciously for quite a long time I must say :3

This is one of the most disgusting things in the thread. Which is saying something because Colton's genitals have been posted multiple times. I will be honest, I haven't clicked the spoiler because I don't like vomiting. What the fuck happened to you that made you like this? I can't recall reading about Colton's father? Was this just a case of being fatherless and not learning right from wrong?

I would like to propose that we remove one of the "fat"s from the thread tags, and replace it with "stinky". Colton is indeed very fat, but he is also stinky. I would also maybe argue Mexican. But stinky feels very important so anyone viewing this thread knows that Colton has been tagged as stinky. A stinky fat balding man.

Edit:

Speaking of whom. Both mother and father live together, but it's a strained marriage. The father's a dick who might have schizophrenia. The mother's sweet but a bit dim. Colton hates his father (surprise), and he's verbally abusive to his mother (calling her a cunt once).

I guess it wasn't being fatherless exactly.

 

[Glowie]

I AM NOT MENTALLY ILL AND NONE OF YOU KIWIS WILL GET THE SATIFACTION OF ME GETTIN MYSELF TO KILL MYSELF!!! NOT HAPPININ FUCKERS!!!!!
I ALSO DO NOT HAVE A ROT POCKET!!!! I HAVE A VAGINA LIKE ANY OTHER WOMAN OUT THERE AND THERE IS NO DENYING THAT!!!! I AM NOT A CRIMINAL LIKE ALL YOU KIWIS ARE DOIN TO ME AND @Null WHO MADE THIS SHITFEST OF A WEBSITE!!! I AM NOT A RAPIST!!

You're more fun alive and watching how your miserable terminally online life crumbles when you lost everything, internet, income, roof on top of your head and see how age takes it's toll on you. You are 30 year old irreligious, unlikable, repulsive "woman" on a love quest, which will fail.

You will die alone, unloved, forgotten and bitter. Your only legacy to the world was sociopathathy.

You will not kill yourself, since that takes determination which you lack. Multiple infections, Diabetes type 2 and brain damage caused by porn. Your remains will be cremated and disposed of like trash after you kick the bucket.

You don't even know it, you managed to shorten your lifespan. Since you're a petty criminal, vandalize people's property and tresspass someone might shoot you.

Keep being yourself, a magnificent tire fire.

 

[Spoonomancer]

that vagina is nothing I've seen on actual women, Colton. I'm sure the tranny tattoo on your arm was just for being an ally and not showing that you were proud to be a tranny.

 

[Drip Torch]

I AM NOT AN OGRE!!!!!

Built like a refrigerator wearing a dress.

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

This thread answers a pertinent question that I and many other Kiwis have probably had; What would it be like if Patrick S. Tomlinson was a brony who cut his penis off?

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Maybe Colton is God's way of giving us world peace.
His gift is antagonizing everyone so they band together to oppose him.

Well he certainly brings unity to the forum by bringing all the rival subgroups like BP and A&H users together to collectively shit on him. Hell, even other lolcows like Zoey are mocking him with us.

 

[Drip Torch]

I was never the fat man's friend. I used him the moment we met back in 2017 and it worked in my favor deliciously for quite a long time I must say :3

Then you just had too willingly fuck it up like the true faggot you are.
Was it worth all this?

 

[Troonos]

FUCK YOU JOESEPH!!!

CONGRATULATIONS, COLTON! What will you do now, man?

 

[Assistant Manajerk]

Maybe Colton is God's way of giving us world peace.
His gift is antagonizing everyone so they band together to oppose him.

I say bring Netanyahu, Abbas, Zelinsky, and Putin to Camp David and introduce them to Colton.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

When Colton wakes up do you think he'll have a nice breakfast or continue screaming in his thread?

 

[Drip Torch]

When Colton wakes up do you think he'll have a nice breakfast or continue screaming in his thread?

Nothing like a hot cup of rage too start the day.

 

[Glowie]

Nothing like a hot cup of rage too start the day.

Assuming tagging Null didn't get him banned again.

 

[Spergichu]

She often is.

uh said uh'm not even named colton, bish.

 

[Xev]

Has this fat, balding hispanic man ever explained how he expects to attract a woman who was born a woman? From my understanding the vast majority of lesbians aren't into the whole trans thing, don't even support it and would never date or bang one. He was probably slightly better off with a penis because he could have always gone for a cluster b fat chick who wanted to feminize him or something.