Unpopular Opinions about Video Games

Honka Honka Burning Love said:
I would say San Andreas has a better plot, but Tommy was a better Protagonist.

CJ should have called Mike and told him to shove Sweet back in jail next to Horse Cock Harry when Sweet gave CJ shit for not doing anything for "DA HOOD" at the end of the game.
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I never progressed in the stories much, but VC had a better atmosphere since the 80's motif was cool. Also, niggers are annoying.
 
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SSj_Ness said:
I never progressed in the stories much, but VC had a better atmosphere since the 80's motif was cool. Also, niggers are annoying.
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Well the plot in VC was just Scarface..but not as good.

and San Andreas agrees that Niggers are Annoying, all of CJ's best Allies are Non-niggers.

Especially the Blind Triad Leader, He was a real Homie.
 
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ParasiteSteve said:
The choice is simple. Console gaming if you refuse to try or are too stupid to make anything harder work. PC if you are willing to put the work in and learn, Microshit or Linuxtrannie, pick your poison, either way you are working for it.

Thats it, thats all it is. If you are too much a nigger cattle then stick to the consoles and accept your fate as you have to shout out "Burger King stands against racism!" before you next match of Call of Duty: Sheboon can begin.
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I'm not lazy or dumb. I just expect stuff to work without having to think about it, and if it doesn't, I'm not going to waste my valuable time on it.

They make everything too complicated nowadays. Used to be, you say to the guy at the store, "I want to get Sonic. Does that play on Regular Nintendo or Super Nintendo?" And he would go, "you'll need a Sega for that, sir." Very easy to understand.

But if I want to play Sonic on my Dell? "Oh you'll need 4Ghz of ROM and a solid state Nvideo graphics drive with a 43 killobites of memory. Did you load all your update drivers?" I don't know what the hell any of that stuff is and I hope I never find out. I want my damn Sonic to work, not listen to a bunch of gobbledygook about computer gadgets from some smartmouth punk.
 
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Calandrino said:
They make everything too complicated nowadays. Used to be, you say to the guy at the store, "I want to get Sonic. Does that play on Regular Nintendo or Super Nintendo?" And he would go, "you'll need a Sega for that, sir." Very easy to understand.
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Whose to say you cannot walk into a PC store and ask the same thing? Hey, I want a decent PC rig that can run X game at Y settings for Z budget? What do you recommend?
 
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Calandrino said:
They make everything too complicated nowadays. Used to be, you say to the guy at the store, "I want to get Sonic. Does that play on Regular Nintendo or Super Nintendo?" And he would go, "you'll need a Sega for that, sir." Very easy to understand.
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"You'll need an Xbox Series X for that, sir."

"Is that the same as an Xbox One X?"

"No, that was a mid-generation upgrade to the Xbox One."

"I though the Xbox 1 was like 25 years old."

"No, you're thinking of the Xbox 1, not the Xbox One."

Easy to understand, my ass. You could make an Abbot and Costello bit out of Microsoft's naming conventions.
 
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Ibanez RG 350EX said:
"You'll need an Xbox Series X for that, sir."

"Is that the same as an Xbox One X?"

"No, that was a mid-generation upgrade to the Xbox One."

"I though the Xbox 1 was like 25 years old."

"No, you're thinking of the Xbox 1, not the Xbox One."

Easy to understand, my ass. You could make an Abbot and Costello bit out of Microsoft's naming conventions.
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Oh yeah? Try Nintendo with the Wii U. How many people thought the GamePad was just a Wii controller? Iwata even said they failed to properly market the Wii U.
 
Ibanez RG 350EX said:
"You'll need an Xbox Series X for that, sir."

"Is that the same as an Xbox One X?"

"No, that was a mid-generation upgrade to the Xbox One."

"I though the Xbox 1 was like 25 years old."

"No, you're thinking of the Xbox 1, not the Xbox One."

Easy to understand, my ass. You could make an Abbot and Costello bit out of Microsoft's naming conventions.
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"Hey can I buy and play Overwatch on PS4?"

"Yes sir here's the game for $40"

"Neat. Let me plug in my PS4 and play"

> Downloading game
> Oh this $40 game requires constant connection
> Oh to play it online at all you need the PSPlus
> Oh the PSPlus is $20 monthly

"Uggghhh fiiine I'll caugh up the money!"

> Updating

"Oh the game is discontinued"

You can play Paladins Ripoff on PS5

NO THANK YOU!
 
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- Resident Evil 3 is better than Resident Evil 2
- Sonic Adventure 2 is mid outside of the Sonic/Shadow stages
- Super Mario Galaxy is on par with Super Mario 64
 
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Every fucking time, nigga....

Gender: Xenomorph said:
"Hey can I buy and play Overwatch on PS4?"

"Yes sir here's the game for $40"

"Neat. Let me plug in my PS4 and play"

> Downloading game
> Oh this $40 game requires constant connection
> Oh to play it online at all you need the PSPlus
> Oh the PSPlus is $20 monthly

"Uggghhh fiiine I'll caugh up the money!"

> Updating

"Oh the game is discontinued"

You can play Paladins Ripoff on PS5

NO THANK YOU!
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I thought we all mutally agreed that Overwatch is good for jacking, not playing
 
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Honka Honka Burning Love said:
San Andreas was better than both.
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Arguing about which GTA is best is like arguing which turd has the most flavorful corns.


Calandrino said:
I'm not lazy or dumb. I just expect stuff to work without having to think about it, and if it doesn't, I'm not going to waste my valuable time on it.

They make everything too complicated nowadays. Used to be, you say to the guy at the store, "I want to get Sonic. Does that play on Regular Nintendo or Super Nintendo?" And he would go, "you'll need a Sega for that, sir." Very easy to understand.

But if I want to play Sonic on my Dell? "Oh you'll need 4Ghz of ROM and a solid state Nvideo graphics drive with a 43 killobites of memory. Did you load all your update drivers?" I don't know what the hell any of that stuff is and I hope I never find out. I want my damn Sonic to work, not listen to a bunch of gobbledygook about computer gadgets from some smartmouth punk.
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I switched from PC to console for 10-15 years because of this. The straw that broke the camel's back was I had a couple games that required driver flips to run. I mean I had to roll back to old drivers to play one game, but update to the newer drivers to play the other. What a bunch of horseshit that was. I got a PS2, despite knowing it had worse graphics than my PC, because I knew anything with "Playstation 2" on the box would run on it. And, to my pleasant surprise, PS2 games were just better. Unpopular opinion, but PC gaming seemed to be about playing one or two really good games over and over, while, there was an avalanche of excellent games on PS2. Just the Ratchet & Clank Trilogy alone was one of the best game series I'd ever played.

I switched back to PC because these days, every game will run acceptably on ancient hardware, 99% of PC games just work, and moreover, there is no longer anything special on console. Plus, new games are mostly reeking of diversity garbage.
 
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Safir said:
Debloating Windows is not accessible to a casual user. And a casual user would rather not buy a new computer or learn a new interface every version.

I am a casual user. Every problem on Windows is much harder to fix. Commands are more stupid and harder to input. System settings are scattered everywhere, as bad as in a kitchen sink Linux install. Online advice is next to nonexistent, and consists of fake solutions offered by Micropenis pajeets. Windows is only good for paypig gayming.
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I'm kinda tickled that this is eating so many downboats. We're through the looking glass: Linux is the option for people who want to mash Enter straight through the install process so they can check their emails and facebooks, whereas Windows is best for people who want to follow an 80-step install tutorial and then get really defensive about the OS they're using as if anybody cares.
 
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