Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

Helvítis Túristi said:
I'm still waiting for someone to write orcs conducting cannibal wars using child soldiers and raping their kids thinking it will cure them of std's. Until then, I consider comparing blacks to orcs an insult to orcs. As orcs haven't really done the evils niggers have done in real life.
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Maybe if Rangz of Power gets a season 3.

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Abbos have a thing for huffing gasoline but also these things.
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Beep deafness just got deadlier.
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The jenkem talk had me searching toobz to see if Vice had a jenkem documentary, because le weird drug docs are basically their bread and butter. I guess they avoided a documentary on that one since it wasn't enough white people using it. I did, however, find this old news clip. Naturally, I clicked because there was a melinated man in the thumbnail. But he is not the actual jenkem addict. It was the guy above him (who we can also safely assume is melinated).

Jenkem Lab Busted

"Lab". lmao. Dude has so much human waste in his apartment, it leaked into the one below, and the building may have to be condemned. Blacks seem to come in two well-seasoned flavors: obsessed with "cleanliness" and smell (whitey don't wash dey legs, spraying Axe on a baby, gotta wash yo coochie with Summers Eve, yo) or just pure fucking filth.
 
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fake farts said:
The jenkem talk had me searching toobz to see if Vice had a jenkem documentary, because le weird drug docs are basically their bread and butter. I guess they avoided a documentary on that one since it wasn't enough white people using it. I did, however, find this old news clip. Naturally, I clicked because there was a melinated man in the thumbnail. But he is not the actual jenkem addict. It was the guy above him (who we can also safely assume is melinated).

Jenkem Lab Busted

"Lab". lmao. Dude has so much human waste in his apartment, it leaked into the one below, and the building may have to be condemned. Blacks seem to come in two well-seasoned flavors: obsessed with "cleanliness" and smell (whitey don't wash dey legs, spraying Axe on a baby, gotta wash yo coochie with Summers Eve, yo) or just pure fucking filth.
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Where was this gentleman getting all the shit and piss? Was it all his? Was he on some kind of a special diet for best results, like do you get a better high when you eat a lot of fermented cabbage and lentils? I have questions!
 
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Atomic Ant said:
Today, I washed my chicken. In a bowl of water, with some vinegar. I did not do this for extra ethnicity points. I did it for extra crispiness. Ive made chicken cutlets many times, but ive never included this step, and it made the outcome noticably better.

If youre a niggercattle like me, you get chicken out of a package. Packaged chicken is goopy. I normally would not care and just say its more flavor once its cooked--but if you're specifically trying to bread the chicken and make something like cutlets, that goop really fucks with your chicken-flour interaction. The big key here is to GET THE CHICKEN DRY. you have to not only get the goop off, but you have to get the surface as dry as possible too.

Put em in a bowl with vinegar and water to get the goop off. Then once out of the bowl, let them dry on the cutting board, or just get them dry with paper towels. If you get those cutlets bone ass dry before you put them in the flour, youll get the crispiest chicken cutlets you ever made.
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Glad you finally caught up. Next week we're giving a course on how to use the blender without shooting all the contents out of the top.
 
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New & Improved Username said:
I truly don't understand. "She" was walking faster than the backhoe was moving. How could she fail to see it? Even if a car/driver is 100% in the wrong, I'm not going to put myself where I have no choice but to get run over. What happened here?
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I googled the story a bit, she wasn't blind deaf or (legally) retarded. Driver didn't see her, later the cops scraped her off the street and she died shortly thereafter. They tried to go after the driver/foreman for manslaughter over not putting up enough cones/signage but I don't know how that turned out.
 
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Oddjob OTP said:
I googled the story a bit, she wasn't blind deaf or (legally) retarded. Driver didn't see her, later the cops scraped her off the street and she died shortly thereafter. They tried to go after the driver/foreman for manslaughter over not putting up enough cones/signage but I don't know how that turned out.
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I guess the 15-ton, 14-foot tall, bright yellow Fuck-You machine wasn't visible enough.

Jesus, we need to stop playing to the lowest common denominator and let Darwin get his due.
 
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Legoshi said:
I can't find the post about consuming dandelions on this thread but I wanted to reply that dandelions are also consumed in a couple of European nations. I wouldn't say they're super common in Mediterranean cuisines but dandelions stems are a staple in Greece where the leafy greens are often boiled and served as a side dish called horta vrasta (χόρτα βράστα).
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I used to not be able to handle their bitterness when I was younger, but now I love them. Some dandelions with steamed/boiled potatoes, zucchini topped with some olive oil, salt and lemon juice with sautéed chickens liver on the side is one of my favorite cheap healthy meals.
 
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Oddjob OTP said:
I googled the story a bit, she wasn't blind deaf or (legally) retarded. Driver didn't see her, later the cops scraped her off the street and she died shortly thereafter. They tried to go after the driver/foreman for manslaughter over not putting up enough cones/signage but I don't know how that turned out.
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Looked into it myself before and couldn’t find the electronic filings for the case, but I did find a motion to reassess a parole hearing for a guy with the same name in the same state, so maybe he got convicted.
 
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Atomic Ant said:
Today, I washed my chicken. In a bowl of water, with some vinegar. I did not do this for extra ethnicity points. I did it for extra crispiness. Ive made chicken cutlets many times, but ive never included this step, and it made the outcome noticably better.

If youre a niggercattle like me, you get chicken out of a package. Packaged chicken is goopy. I normally would not care and just say its more flavor once its cooked--but if you're specifically trying to bread the chicken and make something like cutlets, that goop really fucks with your chicken-flour interaction. The big key here is to GET THE CHICKEN DRY. you have to not only get the goop off, but you have to get the surface as dry as possible too.

Put em in a bowl with vinegar and water to get the goop off. Then once out of the bowl, let them dry on the cutting board, or just get them dry with paper towels. If you get those cutlets bone ass dry before you put them in the flour, youll get the crispiest chicken cutlets you ever made.
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It's true that you should dry your chicken thoroghly before breading/flouring it. And before frying and basically any other cooking for that matter.

But you could just dry it off with some paper right out of the packaging.(preferably a rougher type; none of that 3-ply bullshit as it tends to break off and stick to the meat)

I suspect that your water/vinaegre soaking is wholly superfluous.
 
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I suspect that your water/vinaegre soaking is wholly superfluous.
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That's how Chik-Fil-A does it, but they use buttermilk. A brief marinade with something acidic does wonders for fried chicken. Really anything, a little lemon juice or other citrus, vinegar, buttermilk, a vinaigrette dressing, cream of tartar, etc. Not pineapple, though, that will overdo it and turn it into mush.
 
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