Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dean Pentel]

Looks like that non-practicing lawyer got his shit pushed in. Ooops.

Isn't that a regular occurrence for him?

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

New account but wanted to go ahead and hit the historic Rekieta humiliation dab here since I'm here. I did honestly fear he might mega-weasel out of this somehow.

 

[Desktop User2]

Imholte locked up, Rackets denied omnibussy, who the hell gon' feed dem keeds? Canned food drive to donate Spaghetti-O's when?

The 16yo is already the de facto man of the house by court mandate.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Relatively new account but did want to go ahead and hit the historic Rekieta humiliation dab here since I'm here. I did honestly fear he might mega-weasel out of this somehow.

Welcome fam.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Isn't that a regular occurrence for him?

Good point. Nick probably enjoyed the legal sodomy.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

"your franks motion is frankly dogshit. denied!" - the judge

 

[Scan_Lines]

Crossposting from the State v Rekieta thread:



Do you think we’ll get a Rekieta seethe stream today?

No but I guarantee he'll be a bitch and take a plea deal. Bitch boy hasn't got a case. He'll whine about how the judge is shit at his job and blah blah blah.

The Nick cycle is just;
1. Shit on others for being stupid
2. Get proven wrong
3. Act like you only lost because the otherside is incompetent and/or malicious

 

[Haramburger]

Welcome fam. Ana Kasparian

FTFY

Liked, subbed & hitted your bell for noti's on new videos Ana

 

[Coach Blue Pill]

I've lurked here for a bit and I'll just say one thing:

lel

No but I guarantee he'll be a bitch and take a plea deal. Bitch boy hasn't got a case. He'll whine about how the judge is shit at his job and blah blah blah.

The Nick cycle is just;
1. Shit on others for being stupid
2. Get proven wrong
3. Act like you only lost because the otherside is incompetent and/or malicious

You are out of your fucking mind if you think Rekieta is pleaing.

 

[Captain Manning]

The sentencing guidelines start at probation.

If they went after every faggot that shittalked them....

I don't think he's getting any prison time. I have zero expectations of that. I want to be clear on that point.

Here's the thing though: If he keeps this shit up, maybe he should get a little? Even if it's just like a few months in the county jail, and the rest suspended.

He's guilty as fuck, and yet he still blames absolutely everybody else for his problems. If I were the prosecutor, I would rapidly be losing my patience with his bullshit at this point.

Call it a deterrent to the rest of society. "We'll work with you, but don't be this fucking asshole."

No but I guarantee he'll be a bitch and take a plea deal. Bitch boy hasn't got a case. He'll whine about how the judge is shit at his job and blah blah blah.

Taking a plea deal would mean admitting guilt. I still don't know if he has it in him.

You're right though that with the warrant being valid, and the evidence not being suppressed, he's beyond fucked. But you are thinking about this like a rational person. Nick stopped being rational a long time ago.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

Nick, you should have said the worst day of your life so far.

 

[OTView]

Crossposting from the State v Rekieta thread:



Do you think we’ll get a Rekieta seethe stream today?



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I guess the world doesn't work the way nicky thought it does.

(I apologize if someone else had already made this joke)

 

[Botchy Galoop]

I am going to squeeze these lemons really hard to make some shitty alcohol-free lemonade.

It is time, Nick.
For the love of 5 children; negotiate a plea, take what self-respect you have left and begin again.
There is always redemption and mercy but you won't find it from Kiwi Farms or on the Internet.
Even if you are no longer a believer; act as if you are.
It is never too late to start over.

Or don't.

 

[NSA]

I think he'll take a plea. Regardless of how stubborn he is it'd be insane not to. Plus it's a common cope about pleas with how they 'would've been exonerated in court but had to plea because x' so get ready for that cope.

I'm happy to be proven wrong though. Take a drink!

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

You are out of your fucking mind if you think Rekieta is pleaing.

I too want to believe we're going to get the funniest outcome.

But SURELY Nick isn't so fucking booze brain retarded to think he has a shot at actually making it through trial? ...right?

 

[Meat Target]

I'm going to enjooooy what happens to him neeexxxxt.....

 

[Coach Blue Pill]

I think he'll take a plea. Regardless of how stubborn he is it'd be insane not to.

You forget one thing:

He is insane.

Insanely based! Fight it, Nick!

 

[TheButcherknight]

@Null chances of getting the bodycam footage going way up to the moon?

 

[Pagan Min]

Taking a plea deal would mean admitting guilt. I still don't know if he has it in him.

Part of me thinks this faggot still thinks he can somehow pull off an Alford plea (if I'm recalling the name of it correctly) so he can plead out without having to admit guilt... But that ship's sailed a LOOOOOOONG time ago, hit an iceberg & sank...

 

[LimeRikki]

A celebratory Haiku:

Poor Rage Twig has been denied
Will he take a plea?
I vote no, he's too stubborn