Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 25.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 62 16.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 143 39.1%

  • Total voters
    366
For our sake I'm hoping much, much more.
I really have enjoyed watching his fall from grace. I was skeeved out when he started talking about sex shit but assumed it was my being a femcel chud (or whatever). We all know different now.

I’m going to sit here, keep up with his threads and laugh at every legal feltening he heaps upon himself.

Also, Barnes should go choke on a Balldo for his 100% incorrect take. Feels like the right thing to do.
 
Not sure if it's been brought up but do you think that Nick's original Public Defender (who Nick Lambasted) would have done a better job than the Barnes Recommended Locals Lawyer who put everything on the Franks Hearing and forgot to do a bunch of other important filings?
That lawyer probably would have told him that he sounds like a faggot and his shit is all retarded, and to sit his non-practicing ass down while a decent plea is negotiated. So yes.
 
Sean just outed Nick for shower texts. Seems Nick was trying to hold over the fact Sean went to Nick when Monty threatened Sean over the claims about Monty's film. I assume it's heated if he did that. Around 38mins from the start of the stream if i did the math correctly.
I just find it amusing that Nick's reaction to that is to try holding that over Sean's head. Not having any sort of introspection about the situation. Not saying something like "Gee, if Sean's looking at this and realizing he was mistaken about things, maybe I should re-examine this information and see if I should come to the same conclusion." No, nothing even remotely like that.

Rackets really is that Principal Skinner meme. LOL
 
NO YOU GUYS! IT'S ALL PART OF THE CONSPURIZY. . . I CAN'T TELL MUH STORY YET!
THERE'S SO MUCH YOU DON'T KNOW . . . I WISH I COULD TELL YOU BUT I CAN'T . . .
ONE DAY I'LL BE ABLE TO TELL YOU MUH STORY . . . AND YOU'LL SEE IT WAS ALL A CONSPURIZY!
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Thanks for reminding me that I'm too retarded to understand the Monty Hall problem
Consider an analogous problem:

A bucket contains 1 red marble and 99 green marbles. You win a prize for picking red.

You pick a marble. Then 98 green marbles are removed from the bucket, leaving one marble.

Would you like to swap to the one marble remaining in the bucket?
 
Also, Barnes should go choke on a Balldo for his 100% incorrect take. Feels like the right thing to do.
Well, he said everyone who gave shitty wrong takes about Balldo's case should never be trusted again, so I guess that fat puffed up popinjay can suck it.
Nicholas, as your father, we collectively forbid you from streaming tonight. It's for your own good, kid.
No, you've got to say it in a really faggy way to make it work.
 
I'll try explain it, because it's not that complicated. There are only three moving parts in the classic formula.

You have three doors, A, B, and C, behind one of which has a prize.

You choose A. The host eliminates C and gives you the option to stay with A or choose B. The winning move (50% chance) is to choose B.

The logic is no more complicated. When you choose A, you have a 1 in 3 chance. The host eliminates C and provides you new information. This changes the probability of C from 1 in 3 to zero. Because this is new information, the probability of B changes. The probability of A has not changed. But because the probability of C has changed, and A has not changed because it cannot, because you've already chosen it, the probability of B changes to accommodate. B is now a 1-in-2 chance of being correct because an incorrect option was eliminated. Your choice of A is still a 1-in-3 chance because C was eliminated as a consequence of your selection of A. Given that B is now 1-in-2, B is the correct play.

I get that it's kind of counterintuitive to think about, but the more you know about the probability underlying it all, the more it checks out.

In this context, Balldo knew that a judge gave a bad outcome, and rolled the bones on a better. The parallel is a little strained, but I imagine someone with a better legal grasp could explain it using Bayesian principles.
Something feels off about your explanation, but I'm not smart enough to properly dissect it. I feel like the following explanation makes more sense. Assuming you take a sample of 1000 (or whatever arbitrarily large number) test runs where you always pick A, and then switch to B or C:

1/3 of the time A is the correct choice, but you switched to B or C, so you lose.
1/3 of the time B is the correct choice, and you switched to B, you win!
1/3 of the time C is the correct choice, and you switched to C, you win!

Therefore, if you always switch, you have a 1/3 chance of being wrong, and 2/3 chance of being right.
 
That really depends on the case and the defendant. Kyle Rittenhouse took the stand to great effect in a case he likely would otherwise have lost.

Nick taking the stand would be suicide. He'd be impaled.
You don't know what you're talking about. Barnes and Nick both said it was a mistake to put Kyle on the stand - when have they ever been wrong? Check mate Scandinavian Prude!
 
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